smart thing as a parent -- i will just keep bringing that up. it is the only thing i have over you guys. it is a smart thing, but how many people get these done when they are drunk. >> everybody. >> i always had a feeling the only people who should get tattoo are guys in the military and strippers and make long shore men. >> have i been all three. >> i think athletes shouldn't get tattoo. >> olympic rings if you have been to the olympics? >> you get that tattoo. >> i was in row 54. can i get one? >> of course you can. >> i was there on the couch watching a tape of it. >> i want to get a tattoo that just says tattoo. would that freak people out? >> the russian band tattoo? >> no, like "fantasy island." >> yow, isn't getting a tattoo while you are drinking how memories are made? >> it is what america is made of. i think the 24-hour waiting