>> you don't want to see what is behind the scenes? how many times have you been busted in a locker room with your binoculars. >> i was a volunteer sports reporter for my blog, greg's tiles .org. i called it crawling the tile. >> military sausage and what? >> sports. >> three things that people enjoy without actually understanding what goes into them. >> i think people enjoy knowing what goes into the military. >> they do now. yes, they do now i think. now we can see what is going on. but nobody wants to look at sausage, do they? >> that was a really stupid joke, i admit. >> don't patronize me or patronize me or however you