isn't this afterhours? >> greg: i don't know. if it's student fees, who care? it's the money that the parents are spending. >> eric: islamic studies i wouldn't want my money involved with either. >> dana: i went to a boring college. >> greg: look where you ended up. still to come, what can happen to kids if they start dating too young? how young is too young to date anyway? there are so many jokes i can't say right now. "the five" answers those questions next. ♪ ♪