how does the tree figure in the life of jesus? well, i don't know, but i'm going to buy a tree. go look and see how the scripture says that the -- the wicked cuts a tree down out of the forest and deck it with silver and gold. >> bill: i'm sorry. the bible says christmas trees are evil. unbelievable. check two. perhaps minister farrakhan was doing a bit of satire there. do you think? no. here's some real satire courtesy of "saturday night live". >> i found my way into the congressional ca cafeteria this week, what do i see? john boehner sitting by himself, all alone. not a single member of his party