surprise. >> eric: this is like child abuse. bear blue. >> greg: that kid will grow up and be really grounded. >> dana: that is how people used to feed their kid. bears. on the caveman diet, right, i would imagine when they were chewing the meat, you chewed it up to then give it to your kid because you didn't have tools to do it. this is going way back. i'm really trying here to help her. no, i'm just saying -- that's how dogs do it. >> greg: that's how i feed captain sparkles. >> dana: in caveman days. >> bob: chomp down on it. >> greg: i don't date rabbits. >> andrea: i know why bob hasn't had a date in a couple of days. >> bob: i don't think it's so bad. >> andrea: coming up, finally looking out for the kids. they're been aing the words "birthday" and "dinosaur" and "dancing" from some school material. our own greg gutfeld has thoughts. ♪ ♪