put it up, please. put it up. read it. >> greg: keep going. concluding this mono written this last night on a park bench, drinking after vodka bottle i hate you pigeons, dark times protractors. [ laughter ] >> eric: where did that come from? >> kimberly: i like the pants. >> greg: that was great. >> kimberly: that happened to bob. >> greg: one more thing is next. tonight we are celebrating the 327th birthday. stay with us to find out who it is. if you leave now you won't see me blow out cappeddals. ♪ ♪ [ donovan ] i hit a wall. and i thought "i can't do this, it's just too hard." then there was a moment. when i decided to find a way to keep going. go for olympic gold and go to college too.