running for president of the united states? >> no, president of the hair club for men. of course i meant the united states. >> wait, wait, wait, walter, you're totally unprepared and broke and always borrowing money. >> i'll fight right in in washington. >> walter if you're running for president you have to have a campaign slogan, maybe something like the audacity of hope? >> okay, how about the audacity of a dope? no, no, just kidding. i've got a real slogan, mike. walter d air dale for president, he won't talk unless you put words in his mouth. >> mike: now, that would be historic, walter, really would. >> now what john f. kennedy we had the first catholic american president, with barack obama we had the first african-american president. and now, mike, i think it's time for the kind of american i am, to be president. >> and what kind of america are you? >> i am a proud mannequin american. >> that's an interesting idea. and you know, i don't think anyone whose he' made of wood