men overseas the proper way to manicure the perfect love patch. >> that's where we first met. i i was doing work for uncle sam in the congo and you came in with a shaving brush and a dream. >> we will always have that, andy. even as we grow so far apart, you with your band and me with my garden. >> i thought you had the band and i had the garden. >> it is like we don't even know ourselves anymore. >> we don't know ourselves anymore. >> so true. let's welcome our guests. she has got more curves than a wiffle ball world series. and he is so sharp he belches darts. the senior editor of "the daily caller" and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he shaved. how did i not notice that? and they call him the comedian's comedian. but enough about dane cook. sitting next to me, tom