that's a little -- come on. there are a lot of bearded nice guys out there too. >> there are not a lot. that's the problem. you need to change that view of bearded men. tucker, here is the thing. this is for people like me, but are also into s and m. should i convert, that way when i get wasted, four guys will beat me up. >> it is a hot story. i will say that. there was something smolderingly erotic about it. this was obviously a sick fantasy. >> do you think he made it up? >> totally. are you kidding in -- kidding? these strong men held me down for my since. >> do you think it is made up? >> i really don't know. i find it amusing that he says himself he is hoping that this is not going to distort other people's views of the newly adopted religion. no, not at all. >> bill, you often go out drinking and come back all beat up. is that because you are practicing a self-inflicted