time line, people. and i know you all made fun of the cowboy poetry festival, and i bet i can change your mind. they have open mic night. >> really? >> been there, done that. >> it is a guy named mike who is at one with his feelings. go on, mike. and i don't know if he is a real cowboy. >> he just wears the chaps. >> yeah, you are a little too open on those nights, mike. if that's your real name. >> not a lot of high schools want obama to speak at commencement. did you say the schools are afraid the soda machines will be replaced with breast milk pumps? >> yes, i did. >> i i just wanted to double check that. >> i drove in and wrote it in the caution. >> we have to stop getting uh driver. >> that means you have done well. >> nick, i am getting to you now. you basically said you are only here because nobody else called you. and greg somehow chose to take