like wait, wait, wait. then you read stories and you see the explanations. this is going to fill you with confidence. a spokesman from game and fish foundation explained the birds by saying they're going crazy, flying in to one another." some scientists say one bird may have become confused and flown in the ground and the others followed him. one news outlet quoted -- i'm not kidding you -- school children who believe the birds must have committed mass suicide. well, that's good. glad we got the school kids who are a top authority who i go right to, to find out the answers. so the birds are just bumping in to each other or going kamikaze to the ground. the other investigation that left as blunt drama. birds experience blunt trauma. from what? did they just run in to wonder woman's invisible plane?