centrating on mark twain, nobody is looking at little women, and what about the hardy boys? >> it was bigotts against people and sexist against women. >> and the hardy boys were the boys against those not hearty. >> by the way, should we tell people -- i know there are sensitive people out there that arthel were scheduled weeks in advance. we are not here because we were talking huckleberry finish. >> that's not what they told me. the next one -- no, anyway. anyway, here is the unspeakable truth. most people my age don't remember the book. i remember having to read the book. but i don't remember anything that great about it. am i an idiot? am i missing out on an american classic? >> you are missing out on an american classic. the fact you are an idiot is a coincidence.