you know, my daughters are 13, 15 and 19 and when they were little, it was great because i took the dummies to school and read the night before christmas and whatever. they got to a certain age, they were like dad, could you please? when the comedy central hit, then it became cool again. that's all right. >> the ahmad terrorist is yours. >> d.v.d. sales, you appear on stage? >> yeah, we're doing -- the three surprises that really got me in the past couple of years, number one is we're doing these giant venues. i went 20 years of comedy clubs and we're doing thousands. the biggest is at the o in london and it was something ridiculous like 16,000, 18,000 people. >> in the book, you break out. you chronicled the struggling guy with extra people on his lap. >> right. >> to the guy who is unbelievably successful. what's better, being poor or rich? >> you know, the money is fun. but honestly, that's not the