new century. it's a long damn title. and if intelligence were static cling, my under wear would stick g to see you again. >> no. i'm glad to have on the crew. business reporter christopher drew. his copy is the opposite of poo. okay. i'm through, back to you. >> well done. >> thanks. >> you're a jew? >> yes. >> we have a lot of them. >> okay. and only bernie madoff had been a hot teen, sec might have stopped his scheme. apparently workers at security and exchange commission are getting distracted from the mission of protecting investors by porn. otherwise known as neighborhood pictures of people doing weird stuff to each other. i won't know. washington times reports two dozen employees and contractors have faced investigations after being caught surfing sexy sites on work computers and in an incredible case of government abuse and preem bli, self abuse one supervisor logged