here how about the pizza? >> eric: my pizza looks good, okay? >> anthony: bonsoir. >> eric: take that. give it to the lady. no, no, no. a little bit like that, and give it to the lady. a little bit like that. like that, like that, okay. good. >> female customer: hello. this one i owe? [ eric speaking french ] >> anthony: très bien. pizza, i soon notice, is different here. toppings are somewhat on the high end. crème fraîche, reblochon cheese, figatelli, lardons, figs, chèvre. look at this line. stop dicking around with your insane perfectionism. >> eric: tony, you want pizza the guy. >> anthony: yes. [ male customer speaking french ] >> anthony: can you translate this for me? i think this man is speaking in profanities to me. how long have you been working on this pizza? michelangelo worked on the sistine chapel for less time. >> eric: there's a line of people waiting, tony. >> anthony: mood is turning ugly out there. >> eric: tony, the lady wants a pizza. >> anthony: he's new. he's new. i -- i -- i can't do anything with him. >> eric: what happened? you have a union break or what? >> anthony: yeah. hey, this is france. i get a nice break. have i worked my 22-hour week yet? ♪ airplane. being rammed by a shopping cart. sitting in gum. and walking into a glass door. but for everyone else, there's directv.