puppet. you really do. >> thank you. i finally got my nose right. >> and i can hardly see the stitches. >> thanks. >> it's awesome. it's really awesome. how do i look? >> oh, you look fantastic. >> thank you. i put an extra layer of elmer's glue in my hair. it's not going anywhere. >> that's nice. >> it's white. >> i also very much appreciate that drunk anderson is here and kathy griffin's here. >> well, you're always giving the threat of being fired and stuff. >> you're slurring -- >> am i slurring my words? well, that's one of my resolutions this year, my new year's resolutions. >> cut down on the sauce? >> i want to be the very first cnn anchor ever to go on camera sober. >> oh. wow. >> i'm working on it. but i keep falling off the wagon. you know what i'm saying? >> mine is to meet a good catholic boy, settle down and have a litter of children. come on, michelle.