>> technicality. small technicality. you should wear a morning suit, because i -- >> that's like a leprechaun hat you bought at some halloween costume store. >> be quiet and put it on. >> this is not a real top hat. >> put it on. >> you didn't even take the tag off. >> i didn't have time. >> it's 100% polyester. cnn went all out. >> put it on. >> i have a big head. it doesn't fit. i could wear it at a rakish angle like this. top of the morning to you, mom. >> so it's mom? it sounds like you're saying mom, like m-o-m. >> it sounds nothing like that. it's mom. >> you're saying mom. >> i'm not saying mom. >> say mom like mom. and then say what you would say to the queen. seriously. >> i would say mom. >> was that to your mom or to