>> is it ma'am? >> mom. >> not ma'am like ham? >> no, not ma'am like ham. there's a difference. it's not ma'am like ham, it's mom. >> you're going to be with other -- >> is piers morgan wearing one of those morning suits? >> i don't know. >> i wouldn't put it past him. i bet he is. >> would you wear a morning suit? >> no. >> why not? >> i don't see the point. i'm not going to spend money and buy a morning suit. i don't know what a morning suit is. >> this is what it says on the invitation for this wedding. it says, uniform, morning coat or lounge suit. >> right. first of all, we're not invited to the wedding. none of us are invited. >> technicality. you should wear a morning suit, because i -- >> that's like a leprechaun hat you bought at some halloween costume store. >> be quiet and put it on. >> this is not a real top hat. >> put it on. >> you didn't even take the tag off. >> i didn't have time. >> it's 100% polyester. cnn went all out. >> put it on. >> i have a big head.