do i think that's the biggest pile of dog mess i've heard in ages. i do like the word. >> i was going to say. i love the word "dog mess." >> you've said it for half an hour. >> they won't let me say the real word, you know. >> what do you want to say? >> that's bull [ bleep ] but i can't say bull [ bleep ] on network television. >> really? >> 11:00 in the morning. no, apparently not. you cannot say bull [ bleep ]. >> don't you think it's ridiculous? >> yes, i do. >> i find it absurd, those fake morality plays. >> we have to adhere to them. >> tell me about what "the view" does for you. you obviously have this stunning career in many different fields. and you've ended up as this kind of voice of america. >> did you say ended up? is this it? am i done? >> i didn't mean in a bad way. by the way, voice of america is a very important role. and it's a role that you seem incredibly perfectly capable of filling. but did you ever think you'd be