are you serious? some tears, what do you want? >> i would love to make you cry. >> go on then. >> but only if it helped you ultimately. some sort of breakthrough. >> you're making me quite emotional already. >> oh, my god -- are you tearing up, i think. >> are you cracking into my tough british exterior, getting into my warm, cuddly heart. >> i'm really understanding you, by the way. usually when british people talk, i hear doi, t o doi, doi, in one ear and the out the other. it's my own shallowness, and when -- i love "law and order," and when i saw there was "law and order u.k.," i tivo'd it, but i can't understand a word. i don't know what's going on. >> you do speak english -- you did get from us -- >> i didn't get it from you. >> but -- >> many years ago relatives somewhere maybe got it from -- >> you said it was our language to start with.