charlie sheen is my special guest tonight. charlie, tell me about the women in your life. to put it mildly, your life is unconventional. >> pretty good word for it. i think it's just straight out -- well, there's the natty and the rach. these are the goddesses as i've referred to them. >> what function do the goddesses perform? >> gosh, name it. name it. >> you have two girlfriends, basically? >> i do. yeah, yeah, and it's what's david described as the wedge. >> the wedge. what is the wedge? >> it's a football term, it's a formation that controls the guy carrying the ball. my man. >> let me ask you, let me play devil's advocate for a moment. >> sure. >> i've got to admit that part of me when i listen to you talk,