minutes or an hour. it depends how interesting howard thinks you are. talk about piling the pressure on. so today, the same rule applies. be good or you're gone. >> first of all, i have no idea what you just said. i'm looking at myself in the monitor and seeing that my hair looks awfully big today. it's a pleasure to be here on your show. >> thank you, howard. >> i want to congratulate you on reseating a 95-year-old man. poor larry king is sitting at home right now pulling what few hairs he has in his head out. i mean, what a nut job. >> you leave larry king alone. >> do you like larry? >> i love larry king. >> i was always amazed that dig dignitaries, presidents, people who have security teams would sit here with this maniac. >> larry king is not a maniac. >> they should have had a reality show with larry. >> you're my second show. i want to have a third show. >> i like you. i like you on "america's got talent." i think you're a terrific judge. i think you're a nice man. but who the hell knows what