directing debut with colin quinn's one-man show "long story short: history of the world in 75 minutes." and he wrote the foreword to an all new "letters from a nut." one of the funniest books you'll ever read. and tonight he'll reveal the secret author a little bit later. jerry's been a frequent guest, longtime friend to the show. watch, we'll show you some examples. >> look at this piece of junk. look at it. give me a camera. look at this. this is like a $4.95 opening act. you're a headliner now. this is a nice weather map you have here. this looks like a game of risk. >> larry: what about financial success? you don't have financial worries? >> no. >> larry: how has that changed you? you can buy anything you see. >> yeah. i want that clock. here's the question. >> larry: no, go ahead. >> who's the victim? where's the victim here? >> larry: you. >> you're your own victim. >> larry: this looks like qvc,