times to make me a western barbecue burger. >> ma'am, we're not going do go down there and enforce your western bacon cheeseburger. >> reporter: to a lady looking for a husband. >> you need to get a husband? >> yes. >> you're calling 911 to get a husband? >> reporter: yeah, we'll maybe tim peeler's got someone for her, someone tall, dark and awesome. >> this thing was ten foot all the. he had beautiful hair. >> reporter: this being rural north carolina, he had a gun, but peta would be proud. >> i did not shoot. >> okay. >> the thing. >> reporter: tim peeler called 911 not once, but twice that night, and both times police said it sounded like maybe he had had a few. reminds us of the plot from harry and the hinder sons. >> i want to report a -- something in my house. it's big foot. >> of course, yes.