but i think if i had read it, i would have had a lot more -- possibly had more perspective on the things that pained me so. >> larry: aside from a lot of toilet hume. >> and you love toilet hume. >> let's admit it. you like toilet humor. >> it's okay. i like it. i don't like like it. >> larry: i say you like it. >> do you not like it? >> larry: yeah, sure, it's funny. toilet humor is funny. there is also some very sweet stories in the book. so you let the sweet side out of you. so you are saying you are sweet? >> i'm not saying anything! that's for the reader to decide. >> larry: ah-ha! but you do write of sweet things. >> well, you know, just like the salty parts, it's subjective. but yeah, i wrote very honestly