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Like everyone else this year, I've spent a lot of time bitching and moaning about how every day in the pandemic on unofficial lockdown feels like Groundhog Day and how I'm desperate for things to change. By change, I did not mean "I wish the one good, reliable thing in my life would be discontinued," but it looks like that's happening to my favorite vibrator and it's not cool at all, but okay!
In all my years of covering sex toys, this unassuming $70 plastic bullet is the vibrator I recommend to my friends over and over. I've written about my complicated relationship with the We-Vibe Tango before, and how despite the rechargeable battery dying every nine months, I still continue to simp and buy a new one every year just so I can never be without it. It's that good.