Cook’s ROH TV Review 1.8.21
Hey kids! This week’s Ring of Honor Wrestling takes a look at the Best of 2020. One match I’ve already seen, but two I haven’t, so 66.3% of it is new to me!
– Quinn McKay welcomes us to Ring of Honor Wrestling. Today we’ll revisit some of her favorite matches! We’ll see the Pure Tournament Finals & a triple threat for the ROH World Championship. But first…a Battle Royal!
ROH Free Enterprise: Battle Royal for an ROH World Championship Match at a later date: Beer City Bruiser, Brian Johnson, Brian Milonas, Cheeseburger, Crowbar, Dak Draper, Danhausen, Delirious, “Dragon Lee”, Eli Isom, Gangrel, Josh Woods, Kenny King, LSG, Maria Manic, PJ Black, Rhett Titus, Silas Young, The Blue Meanie, Tracy Williams: Well, that’s quite the collection of talent if I’ve ever seen one. Danhausen doesn’t seem impressed. Crowbar looks approximately 85 years old in the face. The Bouncers make their way through the audience in a display that seemed much more sanitary at the time. Holy cow, that fan is as big as Milonas. Blue Meanie pretty much looks like he did in 1995, which is either good or bad depending on who you ask. Gangrel also pretty much looking like he did back in the day. Sadly, Kenny King made his entrance before Gangrel could spit his blood out. Who booked that crap? Kenny King wasn’t expecting to see Dragon Lee tonight, but Gangrel makes the man pay for interrupting his entrance. Here’s the bell, nearly everybody jumps in the ring and it’s pure bedlam! Delirious running around the ring, getting his exercise in. Gangel double underhook suplexes a dude. Johnson yells at Gangrel and eats an Impaler DDT for his trouble! Draper avoids the Impaler, picks Gangrel up out of it and dumps him outside!