Supporters firsthand about why corona doesnt bother them. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with last nights Vice President ial debate. The first and only debate between the two people who will take over if the president falls in the shower. And it was a weird situation from the start because there is a real chance that pence could have covid 19, even though hes tested negative, and that fear wasnt helped when pences eye threw a gender reveal party. Pink its a girl blood pink its a girl so to keep everyone safe, the Debate Commission decided to install plexiglass barriers on stage, which sounded good, until we saw the barriers, and they were basically just the snies guards from sizzlers. Who thought of a thin sheet of plexiglass being a good idea . This will stop the coronavirus. Viruses dont go up, right . They just go like this . But once you got past the plague thing, the debate was normal. Two calm, poised candidates exchanging lines they have been practicing weeks over the course of a largely uneventful 19 minutes. It felt like a throwback to what campaigns used to be like before donald trump arrived on the scene and turned ive write political event into a monster truck rally on cocaine because you remember, in the last debate, trump would not shut up for a second, and pence doesnt have him in it to be that obnoxiously rude, but he did take one important lesson from trumps performance. When the moderate tells you your time is up, thats really more of a suggestion than a rule. There are no more hurricanes today thank you than there were 100 years ago thank you but many to have the climate alarmists your time is up, mr. Vice president of a green new deal. He said it was hysterical thank you, Vice President pence o of china, were going to continue to stand strong. Thank you, mr. Vice president under trumps leadership, we will do what were going to do to improve thank you, mr. Vice president. President trump not only respects but reveers all those who serve in our armed forms and any suggestion otherwise is ridiculous thank you, Vice President pence trevor i would think after trying thank you, Vice President , thank you, thank you Vice President 30 times, you might try a different time yo, stop it, Vice President pence, shut the ~bleep up the problem with saying thank you, Vice President pence, its too gentle. You tell them, Vice President pence, thats my boy thank you honestly, this shows you that trump is a Bad Influence on innocent little mike pence. Four years ago, pence would never have dreamed of being a rule breaker but look at him now pence spends four more years with trump, by the next term he will be polyamorous with mother and some dude he met in a biker gang. At some points im not sure why debates have moderators. What is their job . Its not cutting off the candidates or holding them accountable fort what they say. Anybody can say anything they want in these debates and nobody is calling them out for it. I really dont get why you cant fact check the candidates when they lie. In fact, most of the lies you can prefact check because these people use the same lies over and over again. You dont even have to wait for them to say it. The moderator could be, like, this next question is about healthcare and mike pence please dont say you and trump have a plan to protect preexisting conditions because we all know thats best trump and i have a plan to improve healthcare and to protect preexisting conditions for every american. Trevor bitch, the what did i just say . But, look, not everything is the moderators problem. Ultimately, its up to the candidates to decide what kind of debate theyre going to have and, last night, it seemed both candidates made the choice to dodge any questions that they didnt feel like answering Vice President mike pence and senator Kamala Harris tackled the issues and exchanged attacks but they spent much of the night dodging critical questions off harris wouldnt answer question about Court Packing. Pence wouldnt answer the question about why the u. S. Death rate from covid is so much more than any other wealthy country and wouldnt commit to a peaceful transfer of power both candidates did a great job of not answering questions they didnt want to answer from Climate Change to china. They did a good job of ducking and dodging trevor its wild you can just refuse to answer a question while youre applying for the second most important job in the country. Theres not a single other job that would let you do that, even if you were applying to be a Grocery Store clerk and they asked you do you have a criminal record, you could never say, man, ill tell you what a crime was, what happened tos isla and mileys relationship. Thats what a crime is, i think. While Kamala Harris definitely dodged the hell out of that Court Packing question, pence was dodging topics all night like a pg13 movie. And look, i get it, defending trump is like trying to sell a house that is currently on fire. It is not an easy job. fire sounds i know, but think how much you will save on the heating bill. But pence was answering a completely different question from the one asked. It was extremely irritating for me or at least it was until we made a game show out of it. Joe biden said twice in the debate last week that, on day one, he was going to repeal the trump tax cuts. Vice president pence, do you believe Climate Change poses an existential threat. I couldnt be more proud to serve as Vice President to a president who stands out apology for the sanctity of human life. Im prolife, i dont apologize for it. How would your administration protect americans with preexisting conditions who have access to affordable insurance . Ceutical mani, the iranian general was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of American Service members. When the opportunity came we saw him headed to baghdad to kill more americans. President trump didnt hesitate and Qasem Soleimani is gone. Trevor i cant believe i lost 40,000 on that game. Now, it could be unfair to say that no part of last night was worth watching because for a couple of minutes, specifically two minutes and nine seconds, the debate got amazing. A fly stole the spotlight and landed on Vice President mike pences head and stayed there for about two minutes. Everyone but pence seemed to notice. The fly that landed on mr. Pences head and sat there for two minutes and nine second and i thought that the most effective being on that stage to go after Vice President pence was that fly that landed on his head. Who would have predicted a fly could would steal the show . Trevor i was not surprised to see a fly on mike pences hair. The fly probably thought he was a dead body. Whoa, this shit moved and look, flies land on people all the time, nothing crazy about that. What was crazy is how long it sat there for, even trump was watching at home like, wow, two minutes with mike pence, i could never do that. We gotta get that fly into the white house. Such a powerful, strong fly. So that was the Vice President ial debate. But if you think you found it frustrating as a viewer, thats nothing compared to how frustrated Kamala Harris was, and you could tell because, from the minute the evening started, kamala was throwing out are you kidding me facial expressions faster than the internet could meme them. While a lot of people felt her pain, others did not. Not even the plexiglass could contain the strong side eye Kamala Harris was giving the Vice President. People took away from it it was abrasive and condescending. I dont think she did a good job of making herself likable and the scowls and the faces were not helpful. They were offputting. She could do more than the awkward smiles and shaking her head. The only thing Kamala Harris made tonight was oversouth americaing and oversmiling. The same haughty smug, smirking framework that is not a good look on men or women. Trevor you know what guys . I hate to admit it but these guys on fox news are right. Kamala harris shouldnt be making expressions with her face during a debate. She should be more like mike pence, keep a stonecold serial killer stare and express all your emotion through your one bloody eye. Because, to me, these criticisms always reveal so much about men who are uncomfortable with a woman in power, you know. Theyre like, her demeanor was so unlikable, what is she going to do next, tell me im a disappointment to her and my stepfather for coming home from the sleepover early because i wet the bed is this because i dont do that anymore. Kamalas facial expressions were a big topic of conversation after the debate and dulls dues had her own thoughts about it. Last night people on tv had thoughts about Kamala Harris facial expressions during the debate. They said she looked condescending angry and annoyed. When i heard that, i thought, well, yeah, shes in a room with mike pence. His own wife looks like that when shes near him. But you know what . The people calling out kamala have a point. If youre leading america, you cant make weird faces during a debate, you have to make dignified faces like this one. Thats the expression of a dude who just swallowed a turd and realized he likes how it tastes. That last four seconds had every single emoji. Ive never seen anybodys eyebrows try to escape their face. Kamala, if youre hearing something you dont like, dont get mad, react with class, like President Trump does here. Thats my president. A man with restless bitch face. Look at that. He looks like they told him hes ten minutes too late for the breakfast member you. Thats the face you make when your daughter tells you she just wants to be friends. But my favorite president ial debate face is this one. Ive seen this face many times before. Its under my cats tail when shes walking away from me. I mean, damnics look at that thing if youre not going to blur it out, at least give us time to get the kids out of the room. So to kamala, i say learn from the president because if youre using the same expressions hes using, they wont be saying shes angry or shes patronizing, they will be saying, damn i think shes having a stroke and to all of you out there giving your opinions on kamalas facial expressions, shut the ~bleep up. Trevor thanks for that, dulce. When we come back, well talk about why the next debate is in danger of being canceled. Dont go away. I love this view. I love that every time this commercial airs, i get to drink another mountain dew. Colonel sanders here to make dinner time a little easier. Mealtimes can be overwhelming. Especially when youre trying to work, parent, and help with the schooling all at once. So let us help with kfcs 20 fill ups. Its like a homecooked meal you dont have to cook. Drivethrus open. Or get contactless delivery. The unfair money bail system. He, accused of rape. While he, accused of stealing 5. The stanford rapist could afford bail; got out the same day. The Senior Citizen could not; forced to wait in jail nearly a year. Voting yes on prop 25 ends this failed system, replacing it with one based on public safety. Because the size of your wallet shouldnt determine whether or not youre in jail. Vote yes on prop 25 to end money bail. Vote yes on prop 25 [dinosdont even [dinosaur noises] im serious [dinosaur noises] yes fritolay variety packs. Packed with possibilities. Show. We have been talking about last nights Vice President ial debate. But lets face it, the real action is at the top of the ticket. You know, its the same way no one ever goes to a concert for the opening act. I mean, the only reason theyre even playing is just to give you some time to smoke weed in the restroom and get really high because you dont want to get high while the main thing is happening. You want to get high before. This is amazing who was here before . I dont care. Now the next debate between donald trump and joe biden was supposed to take place next thursday. But then, one of the candidates let himself get infected with a deadly virus. We dont need to get into who, but either way, that changed everything. Commissioner on president ial debates Just Announced that the second scheduled debate between President Trump and joe biden will be virtual. It will be a virtual debate in the form of a town meeting. The Biden Campaign says the former Vice President will participate in a virtual debate. But President Trump just moments ago said no. Im not going to waste my time on a virtual debate. Thats not what debating is about. Its ridiculous. Then they cut you off whenever they want. Trevor oh, man, youve got to love trump sometimes. Hes openly admitting he wont do a virtue del bait because theyd make him foulthe rules . Can you imagine a debate when you stop talking when your time is up . Thats not a world i want to live in. To be honest, trump hating zoom is the most relatable thing hes done since he became president. But if trump didnt want to do a virtual debate, do you know what he could have done . Not gotten coronavirus, ~bleep thats an option. You cant get coronavirus and get mad when they switch things up so your ass doesnt give everybody coronavirus from you. Biden says hell hold a town hall on his ownt that night and the Trump Campaign is pusherring to move the debate back a week so they can be in person again. In a way, im not surprised by trumps reaction. If he understood how the coronavirus works and if he cared about not spreading it, he would want to do a virtue del bait. Unfortunately, neither of those things seem to be true, which trump made abundantly clear once again in an interview today. Look, i want to go back to the coronavirus for a moment now. You say you feel great, but the media is out there saying, well, youre contagious. Do you feel that you are . No, i dont think im contagious at all. First of all, if im at a rally, i stand by myself very far away from everybody. Remember, when you catch it, you get better, and then youre immune. As soon as everything goes away for me, youre immune. Trevor first of all, problems to maria for the hardhitting questions, do you feel that you are contagious . Whoo that was journalism but what in gods good name is trump talking about . When you catch it, you get better and then you are immune . There are 200,000 people in this country that will definitely disagree with that statement. Sometimes i wonder if this is the president talking or if the coronavirus has just taken control of his brain. Its actually found get infected with me. I mean with coronavirus. Trust me, guys, getting infected with me i mean with coronavirus is a great thing. And, look, im glad trump seems to be recovering from his illness mostly because if covid beat him, then it would become president. You know, wakanda style. I wish there was a symptommum of covid that left people unable to open their mouths because ever since trump came out of the hospital hes been talking like hes some kind of medical expert which he most definitely are not. Hi, perhaps you recognize me, its your favorite president , and im standing in front to have the oval office at the white house. I wasnt feeling so hot, and within a very short period of time they gave me regeneron and other things, too, but i think this was the key, they gave me regeneron, and it was unbelievable. I felt good immediately. We have medicines right now, and i call them a cure. I went into the hospital a week ago, i was very sick, and i took this medicine and it was incredible. It was incredible. I could have walked out the following day. Were going to make them available immediately. Were taking care of our seniors. Youre not vulnerable, but they like to say the vulnerable, but youre the least vulnerable. But for this one thing, you are vulnerable. Trevor ah, its always nice to get a clear Public Health message from the president. Seniors are not vulnerable, but vulnerable, but theyre totally invulnerable. I think i nailed it, guys, in the second take. One take, thats what i do. I beat it, i kill it just like i do with corona, baby coughing by the way, how messed up is it that trump spent months telling everyone to take hydroxychloroquine but then, when he actually had the chance to take it, he dumped it for a younger, hotter drug . Hydroxychloroquine is probably scrolling through instagram right now going, oh, i get it, youre with regeneron now . Oh, i get it, im happy for you, trump. This is crazy, trump thinks because he got better he found a miracle cure app and coronavirus isnt a problem anymore . Thats a dangerous thing to tell people. The only medically appropriate thing about these videos is clearly trumps staff locked him out of the white house for two weeks. Theres nothing responsible for president ial about what trump is doing now, but the good news, is if he loses in november, this man has definitely got a backup career hosting info mecialsz. Hi, perhaps if you recognize me, its your favorite president. I got back a day ago from walter reed medical center. I went in, i wasnt feeling so hot, and within a very short period of time they gave me regeneron, and it was, like, unbelievable. It just made me better, okay . I call that a cure. I want to get to you what i got, and im going to make it free. I think this was a blessing from god that i caught it because i feel great. Youre going to get better and better fast, just like i did. So, again, a blessing in disguise. Good luck. Trevor oh, boy im ordering now we have to take a quick break. When we come back, Jordan Klepper visits a trump superspreader event you dont want to miss it. Hi sabrina hi jen hi. So youre the scientist here. Does my aveeno® daily moisturizer really make my dry skin healthier in one day . Its true jen. Really . this prebiotic oat formula moisturizes to help prevent dry skin. Impressive aveeno® healthy. Its our nature. State of the Art Technology makes it brilliant. The visionary lexus nx. 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On the day donald trump most likely contracted covid at an event in the rose garden, he hosted another slightly different kind of superspreader event, a campaign rally, a known verdict for spreading many of trumps favorite lies. I traveled to the battle background state of pennsylvania to see how many people hat caught trumps version of reality. Im at a trump rally in harrisburg, pennsylvania. We are weeks away from the president ial election, months away from finding out who wins and probably a year away from losing a loved one to the inevitable silver war. Lets do this. Yeah, make America Great again Whoo Whoo Whoo rambo flag. Classic. Hows it going . Mind if i check out some of your stuff . Yesterday we did 5,400 in sales. Is there anything 200,000 deaths later that doesnt quite work as well . Not with the trump stuff. Its almost as if the trump stuff isnt affected by that at all. Exactly. Tell me about the shorts. Well, weve got the donald trump shorts. You have to be careful, donald trump that close to your genitals, in a decade hes going to deny he was there and counter sue. Ha ha, funny. When did you get out to see donald trump. About 26 hours ago, 10 00 yesterday morning. Youre going to wait two days to see the president. First of all, come on, donald trump is our first rock star superhero president. Hes the real life tony stark. They could call him president iron man. Well tony stark gave a shit about science. laughter so much excitement in the air. Some droplets. You feel like people are going to feel this effect for weeks to come. Why no mask . Frankly, i forgot it in my car. I forgot to grab it on the way out. I just think all the sharpie fumes are not sure healthy for you. Probably not. When it was still wet, you know. What do you think about the the whole mask situation now . Are you worried about covid . For me personally, im not worried, but my dad has Underlying Health conditions, so if he gets it, hes going to be in trouble. Why take the risk if your dad has health issues. Just to see trump. Its worth a little bit of risk . Yeah. Yeehaw nice flags, man. I love em. Wear a mask back at it. The efficacy of trumps herd mentality theory was on full display. Thats america right there. Thats freedom. Thats freedom. Thats freedom. Are you excited . Yes i am. What are where r you excited about. The court is filled with constitutional loving americans. It has been too liberal too long. Youre prolife. Of course. Its important for americans to do whatever they can to protect a human life. Yes. Why arent you wearing a mask . I mean, again, its a personal choice, i think. If everybody was wearing them and everybody said put a mask on, i would respect everybodys wishes. Were not cheap. Youre not sheep. Were not. Youre going to look at what everybody is doing and follow. Yes. But not sheep. Not sheep. As the not sheep were bravely running into a tightly packed airplane hangar. I couldnt help to think of d day. As i traced the spread of bullshit i was feared for those most vulnerable whose defenses were already compromised. About two months before covid started, somebody put me on a drug. Q anon. Is there anything you can tell us . J. F. K. Is still alive. Youre saying j. F. K. Is alive and spending his time in the background at trump rallies. From q anon, yes. Do you believe racism exists. I dont think people hate each other. You dont think its a problem in america. No. Put you think j. F. K. Is alive and at a trump rally . Maybe. laughter hilarious. But with just over a month before the voters go to the poll has the president contaminated election day. If biden is elected, do you trust the results . No, theyre cheaters. If trump wins, do you trust the results . Absolutely. I think mailin ballots wont be fair because it leads to fraud. You dont trust mailin ballots. Not at all. The president uses mailin ballots. For this upcoming election. But the president himself uses mailin ballots. Where. Thats how he votes, he mails it in. Yeah, thats different. Hows it different . I honestly dont know that. I dont know what youre talking about. But you do know its different. After hours in the heavily contaminated parking lot, i wanted to selfquarantine and chill. But i had one burning question. Are you in a better place than four years ago. Absolutely. Is america in a better place than four years ago. I believe. We have higher unemployment, 200,000 dead due to covid and riots in the street. Let me tell you this much. Im make four times as much as i was making when obama was president. What do you do . I work for a debt relief company. As a debt relief employee you make more money under donald trump. Yeah, i do, yeah. Its good to be a white debt relief collector. Trevor thank you so much for that, jordan. All right, when we come back, ill be talking politics with the one and only alex wagner. Dont go away. You can go your own way go your own way your wireless. Your rules. Only Xfinity Mobile lets you choose shared data, unlimited or a mix of each. And switch anytime so you only pay for the data you need. Switch and save up to 400 a year on your wireless bill. With the carrier rated 1 in customer satisfaction. Call, click, or visit your local xfinity store today. Welcome back to the shoovment earlier today i spoke with alex wagner, cohost and executive producer of the circus. We talked about this crazy election cycle and what its actually like on the ground in america. Alex wagner, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor, its nice to see you from several miles apart. Your show, the circus, has, in many ways, captured what america is dealing with, but i feel like more than ever the circus is on fire right now, like theres an elephant thats on the loose and the tent poles are falling and theres chaos. Do you think syracuse even captures what youre seeing in Politics Today . Its sort of like the apocalypse. When people refer to the circus, im not sure if theyre talking about the show or american politics. This is not something thats ever happened before. At stake is liberal democracy. This is really, truly a test in selfgovernance, does the model work. I think we can lose sight of the enormity of the questions at hand when were caught up in the minute by minute news cycle chaos pandemonium. Trevor right. We are living through an historical experiment right now. Trevor it really feels like that and it feels like there are so many parts of the system that are designed to make it more chaotic. Like when youre watching a debate like last night between mike pence and Kamala Harris, do you see anybody as winning or does it feel like the people go up and talk and everybody goes back to their corners . Trevor the person who wins is the person who the fly doesnt land on, thats generally the rule of thumb. But to be real about it, i think 2016 taught us that it doesnt really matter who the collective media elite think wins or won. I mean, Hillary Clinton won those debates, and yet trump is president. Donald trump has proven that he has the ability to say i won no mary what, and 33 of the country is going to believe him. So, you know, i watched the debate last night, and i thought these people are each doing a good job of talking to their tribes. There is no there is going to be no general consensus about who did well and who did not because we have reached the point in american politics where the partisan divide is so steep that, you know, a basic performance can no longer be graded on the merits of what is said and done, it is always going to fall into a tribal divide. Trevor one of the more eye opening interviews you did or your show did was with steve bannon. Yeah. Trevor former advisor bff to the president. I dont know what their relationship, is he said trump is going to contest this election at all costs and make ate fight regardless whooft happens to make sure the election is his. How do you process that information . Do you think its bluster or do you think its real . I think steve beenen has a window into trumps soul that very few do which is why hes a very universals narrator in this moment. But i think hes right, i think theres zero chance trump will concede, even if he does not create complete chaos in the aftermath, theres no way trump will come out saying i lost. As someone who is perhaps a clinical narcissist, im not sure, but it is a violation of his sort of core ethic to admit a loss and that is not going to happen. The ultimate question lies with republican governors and republicans in legislatures and in congress, are you going to be foot soldiers for chaos . Are you going to trevor you speak to them. What if they said . Do they seem theyre going to go with trump if he refuses to concede or will they pull a flipflop and say, no, well never do this, and march down the streets after the election with him . I think its the twin polls of republicanism. Theres one faction of republicans that realize that donald trump is the party and if they are to survive they have to keep the base with them, if theyre going to stay in office. They may be reluctant to say we are going to follow him no matter what he says after november 3rd, but they will. And another faction of republicans understand how poisonous trump has been for the g. O. P. On the whole and they may be thinking, look, if hes lost, this may be our chance to get rid of him and refashion the party into something that resembles what it used to be. It will largely rest on how close the election is. If you have tight races in florida and pennsylvania, theres a case to be made for a series of lawsuits, endless litigation, recounts that rival what happened in florida in 2000. If its a much bigger margin, trumps still not going to concede but i think the opportunities for trickery lessen greatly. Trevor this has been a great season for you because you have been out there in a pandemic and youve found ways to make the show and be safe. What are some things you felt about america on the ground as you navigate throughout the country . There is a deep and profound sense of heart break. I will never forget going to kenosha, and it was milwaukee and madison. You think, everything is shuttered here, but those businesses are still open. It told you yule feed to know about how closed off weve become from one another, about how sort of dark the future looks for everybody. And then the sense of palpable anxiety and fury. I dont want to say its completely hopeless, but i have never sensed the sadness that i do and the true anxiety, you know, and i think some of the times that anxiety and sadness takes a form of vitriol and you see that on display especially at some of the trump rallies happening. On the biden side, i was in a drivein rally in johnstown, pennsylvania, and theres a sense of brokenness and desire to be made whole thats unlike any other period in american politics. Wow. But i also think youre witnessing something in american politics and it is asymmetrical. One party is no longer saying the other side is wrong, theyre saying theyre evil. Thats a discob certing development. When someone tried to kill Ronald Reagan in 181, reagan is ailing in his hospital bed and a speaker of the house, democrat, tip oneil, was one of very few people admitted to the hospital and gets down on his knees and prays with reagan. It is impossible to imagine donald trump and nancy pelosi doing the same. By the way, it is not because nancy pelosi doesnt say regularly i pray for donald trump, but i think that there was a decision, and i would really put this more on the right than the left, that to poison the groundwater and to say that isnt just about a policy difference, this is about a way of life and this is about a kind of people that are not american, and they dont belong here and they are not part of our vision for the country, and once you make it deeply personal and take it into the realm of the emotional, it makes it really hard to build a bridge back. Unfortunately, building the bridge back is the task of the next decade. Trumpism trump may not be in office, but trump is the republican party. It is republicanism at this point, and it will be incumbent, i think, on progressives and democrats, however unfair it may be, to build back that bridge with whoever is left on the other side and wanting to make that happen. Trevor theres a lot of work to be done. Alex, as always, i appreciate having you on the show. Thank you so much for being here. Good luck with your travels out there. Good luck with the family. And ill see you next time, hopefully in person. Thanks, trevor. Always great to see you. Trevor thank you so much, alex. Well take a quick break but well be right back after this. But, before we go, the deadline to register to vote is coming up in many states. If you havent registered yet or arent sure if you have, time is running out to make sure you can vote in november. Go to votevotevote. Com to check your registration status until next week stay safe out there, wear a mask, and remember, if youre ever asked a tough question, just answer a different one. Now, here it is your moment of zen. So did you notice the smile that was on her face all the time. Yeah. And thats hard when youre getting interrupted constantly and then she would say and maybe she did create a meme mr. Vice president , im speaking, right . And she kept saying that to him as if to say, im not finished, and then he would sort of plow ahead. And i think that women watching that i mean, they have a huge gender gap but women watching that are going to say wait a minute wait a minute, dont make the claim he interrupted her repeatedly because he didnt interrupt her repeatedly. buzzer all right, jim, your quarterlies look very good. How are things going at the library . Oh, i told you. I couldnt close it, so. So youve come to the master for guidance . [chinese accent] is this what youre saying, grasshopper . 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