Couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor last night was the Halfway Point of the allvirtual Democratic National convention, and the night began with the conventions keynote address. Now, traditionally, the keynote is given by one speaker who goes on to either become president or the grandpa you hide from company. But this year, the keynote was delivered by 17 people, giving exposure to a broader range of the partys rising stars, while also capitalizing on everyones deep fondness for getting trapped on an endless facetime call. And it wasnt just the keynote that was switched up for this new online format. The traditional roll call also saw a major change, and in my opinion, it was for the better. Because, normally, when each state announces which candidate will be receiving their delegates, its just a bunch of people shouting in an arena while wearing the worlds dumbest hats, but this year they mixed things up and did roll call from a picturesque or meaningful location in each state. And ive got to say, i thought this was a much more interesting way to do it. I mean, you got to see people in front of cows or on the beach or locked outside their house. And while many of the people in the videos were party activists, some recognizable faces popped up, too, like amy klobuchar, representing minnesota from the banks of the mississippi river; or mayor pete buttigieg, beaming in live from the men in black headquarters. And my favorite by far was watching everyone hype up their state. Ohio casts 20 votes for Bernie Sanders and 120 vote for the next president , joe biden. Tennessee became the 36th and deciding state to ratify the 19th amendment, granting women the right to vote. Tennessee casts 23 votes for Bernie Sanders and 50 votes for our next president of the United States, mr. Joseph r. Biden cheers call maury is available in all 50 states. The calamari comeback state of rhode island cast one vote for Bernie Sanders and 34 votes for the next president , joe biden. Trevor okay, first of all, it is so awesome that rhode island has a state appetizer. I mean, technically, new york has one, too, but its that liquid that drips off a building and into your mouth by accident. I never look up to see where it comes from. As long as you dont know, theres still a chance its just water. Please let it be water. But the thing about the rhode island guy is, he could totally be making up this calamari thing, and nobody knows enough about rhode island to call him on it. I mean, he could have said rhode island is the only state where Shaquille Oneal can legally own a convertible. And i wouldve been like, oh, thats cool. I didnt know that. But, in general, i loved this roll call. It was like state tinder. Although, it also proves america has no business being one country. I mean, youve got tennessee proudly mentioning their role in womens suffrage, and then Rhode Islands like, we have bombass appetizers. Now, the whole night wasnt just a fascinating tour of american seafood. There were also speeches from jill biden, bill clinton, colin powell, and a quick appearance from a. O. C. In a time when millions of people in the United States are looking for deep, Systemic Solutions to our crises of mass evictions, unemployment, and lack of health care, en el espirito del pueblo , and out f a love for all people, i hereby second the nomination of senator Bernard Sanders of vermont for president of the United States of america. Trevor okay, okay, now, i know what youre thinking a. O. C. Snubbed joe biden at his own convention and i get why you might think that, because a bunch of media outlets, who should know better, tried to make it seem like thats what went down. But the truth is that this was exactly what was supposed to happen. By the rules of the Democratic Party, any candidate who wins enough delegates, like Bernie Sanders did, gets nominated at the convention, as a way to remind them that they lost in front of the entire country. But, look, i think it makes sense that a lot of people who didnt know this would be confused. That happens in any situation. Imagine if youd never been to a wedding before, and then on your wedding day the priest went through the rituals. Does anyone have any reason why these two shouldnt be married . groom you know her momma mommas a relationship. But the nights big moment was when joe biden officially became the democratic nominee. And for reasons i dont understand, the d. N. C. Also made it the weirdest moment. celebrate well, thank you very much from the bottom of my heart. Thank you all. It means the world to me and my family. And ill see you on thursday. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Trevor what. The hell. Was that . The music, the basement library, the cheap party decorations. I thought the democrats had millions of dollars for this. Why did it feel like the grand opening of a used kia dealership . Like, did they blow all their money on calamari . And by the way, i dont know whose idea this was, but you cant be jumping out from behind joe biden like that. The man is 77yearsold. Youre trying to send him to the white house, not the hospital. I mean, i guess that they had to adapt because of corona, but there must be a middle ground between packed arena and basement School Library. A School Library isnt where you accept a president ial nomination. Its where you go to have lunch when you dont have any friends. Regardless, joe biden is now officially the democratic nominee. But the convention is only half over. Because, tonight, the big speakers were barack obama and Kamala Harris, the first ever black woman to ever be nominated for v. P. Although, according to conservative media, she might not be black enough . Some have challenged her racial identity and criticized her for identifying as black when her parents are jamaican and indian. We talk about quote African American. Her father is from jamaica. He isnt from africa, so she is not really an american black. Kamala harris is not an African American. If you dare raise that, youre attacked. But the truth is shes not. Shes not African American. She doesnt have slave blood. Shes not down for the struggle. Shes constantly talking about how she went to a historically black college. She is adopting oakland as her home town even thought she grew up from the age of 7 to the age of 18 in canada. Descended from the largest slave owner, slave owner in jamaica. Kamala harris seems to be descended less from the legacy of, lets say, frederick douglass, than she is from the legacy of the plantation itself. Wow that is fascinating and i know a lot of people havent heard that before. Trevor okay, first of all, being partly descended from a slave owner is one of the blackest things that can happen to you. In fact, you know who was also the descendant of a slave owner . Frederick douglass yeah, so the guy you just used as an example of someone who is super black is also, by your metric, not black enough. Look, man, you can parse kamalas heritage however you want. But to say shes not black, is she black enough to get kicked out of a restaurant in the jim crow south . Is shes black enough to get redlined . Is she black enough to be kept out of whitesonly schools . You know how you know youre black . If youre dating a white person and before you meet their parents for the first time, they start a sentence with, hey, listen, so before we go inside. And whats especially ironic about these people trying to exclude kamala from blackness is that its the reverse of what White America did for centuries defining as many people as black as possible, whether they wanted it or not. Color, and who qualifies as black, who qualifies as white has historically been policed not by those who were the targets of oppression but by those who set up the system of oppression. In america, blackness was defined by that Auction Block. You were black if you could be put on that Auction Block and sold as property. In the years following the abolition of slavery, some americans feared a rise in interracial relationships, so states began passing laws to make sure that any child with even one drop of negro blood would be considered black and denied the rights of white people. This became known as the one drop rule. The one drop rule was an attempt to save the socalled purity of the white race. By 1925, nearly every state had a forum of the one drop rule on their books. All you need is one person five generations back who is black, and that is enough to make you black. Trevor are you serious . One black person in your family has the power to make you black, but all the white people in your family cant make you white . That makes sense. I feel this was also racist to white people imagine that, they were saying ten white sperm is not as powerful as one black sperm that is an insult to white sperm, and im offended on behalf of all my White Brothers and sisters. Basically, these people were so afraid of black people that even one drop of black blood, and they wanted nothing to do with you. The same way, if you find one tiny bug in your salad, then the whole things is ruined. You have to either throw it away, or give it to stephen miller. This definition was never meant to accurately portray the black experience or many shades of blackness itself. It was made with the singular intention of finding the most efficient way of excluding as many people as possible from whiteness. So, yes, it is disgusting that these people are now trying to disqualify Kamala Harris from being black. And i will say this, kamala, dont worry. This might just be a rite of passage on the road to greatness, because it turns out theres another black person who also wasnt black before. Rupert murdoch suggested president obama isnt a real black president. He hasnt actually had the African American experience. In fact, hes not descended from slaves on either side of his family. Obama did not grow up in poverty. His grandmother, the typical white woman, worked in a bank. He wasnt down with the struggle. He doesnt have slave blood. This guy grows up in hawaii with a kansas mother. His life is different. He doesnt suffer in the way that many blacks growing up in this country have suffered. He is not the descendant of blacks who suffered these jim crow laws, who suffered through slavery. He is not the son, the grandson, the greatgrandson of an american black who went through the american experience. Trevor okay, wait a minute, hold on, hold on, hold on. So these people agree that the american black experience is about struggle, suffering, and oppression. But when black people are protesting that oppression in the streets, suddenly theyre like, why are you protesting . you people got your marvel movie remember . And thats one of the things ive always found particularly interesting your blackness is never questioned in failure, but in success, it gets put under the microscope. Like, when a black person steals something or sells crack or shoots another black person, ive never seen anybody on fox news go, hold on. Hold on, hold on. This might not be blackonblack crime. Maybe its halfindianonblack crime. Or maybe its his greatgrandfatherwasawhite mancrime on crime. But as soon as blackness is being considered for excellence and perfection, what has often been considered the domain of whiteness, thats when white people start questioning someones black credentials. I mean, look at obama. He spent his entire life as a black man even had the fro but as soon as there was a chance that he was going to become the first black president , all of a sudden, it was well, hes not like blackblack. I mean, if anything, he was more shaped by his white mother from kansas. So, if anything, america is getting its first tan president. But then a funny thing happened. Once obama got into the white house and conservatives didnt like his policies, he was magically transformed to that blackass homeboy whos destroying the country. Didnt hear a lot about his white mom in kansas then so i guess thats the Silver Lining for you, kamala. Fox news may be questioning your blackness now. But best believe the second you step foot into the, white house and you make a few decisions they dont like, trust me, youll be black as can be. We have to take a quick break, but when we come back, were going to a pool party in with you hawn. Wait, spray, lift, skip, step. Swipe, lift, spin, dry. Slam, pan, still. Fresh move, move, move, move aaaaand still fresh. Degree. Ultimate freshness activated when you move. Thats weird. Come on. Great. Are you for real . Uggggh ahh. So maybe just a cable . We can help you. Welcome to americas 1 battery destination. Autozone, your battery solution. Wanna show you places in my mind uh, wewe be living for this im ready for this wanna show you places in my mind inside my mind wanna show you places in my mind inside my mind inside my mind with a mintyflavored dark chocolate delicious twist. New kit kat duos mint and dark chocolate. Have a break, have a kit kat. The fighting spirit is one we for eduardo perez, it drove him to thrive in his search for a better life. Immigrating from guatemala at 18, he found work as a dishwasher. A line cook, sous chef, and eventually. Fought to the top of one of the most challenging professions in the world. Proving that there is no challenge that can hold back a fighting spirit. Since 1925, weve proved that it doesnt matter where you come from, it matters what youre made of. Modelo. Brewed for those with a fighting spirit. Trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Weve been covering the Democratic National convention all week long, but did you know theres other stuff happening in the world, too . Yeah, and were going to cover it in another installment of our ongoing segment, unconventional news. Lets begin in wuhan, china home of the worstreviewed Farmers Market on yelp. It has been eight months since the coronavirus began spreading in wuhan, but now, things are back to normal there, and the people have decided its time to celebrate. Were going to turn now to stunning images out of wuhan, china. Take a look. A massive concert and pool party in the virus initial epicenter. The city hasnt reported any new cases since midmay, but you can see there are thousands of partygoers there at a water park for an electronic music festival, packed close together no masks. Youll remember wuhan was on lockdown for three months, one of the strictest in the world. Trevor okay, look, i mean, i understand wuhan has had no cases in months. So, on the one hand, sure, enjoy your party. On the other hand, the rest of the world does have a shitload of coronavirus cases, and wuhan is the place that started it. Im just saying, if your house catches fire and then the whole town burns down, its okay if you rebuild first. I cant hate you for that. But you dont throw a house party while were all still sleeping on our front lawns. I mean, it feels a little tasteless to have a pool party in the ground zero of a lethal pandemic. What are they going to do next, hiring a corona mascot. Hey, kids, its me, corona. And im coming for your grandpa i mean, i will say, though, at least this gives us something to look forward to. I cant wait for the time when you dont have to worry about corona anymore, and its safe to go out and catch all the normal diseases you catch at water parks. Because i dont care what anybody says, a pool is just a giant bath tub that is also a toilet. But lets move on to some political news. With all the focus on the president ial race, its easy to forget that a lot of the energy that drives Political Parties comes from downballot races. And by that measure, a brand new nominee for a congressional race in florida tells you a lot about the direction of the g. O. P. The very latest Election Results from the live desk right now. A farright candidate won the republican primary for the district that represents maralago. Laura loomer was banned from uber and lyft after refusing to ride with a muslim driver. And she handcuffed herself to twitters headquarters after being banned from the site for referring to congresswoman ilhan omar as being prosharia law. This is somebody who has called herself a proud islamaophobe. And President Donald Trump actually tweeted, congratulating laura loomer youre seeing it right there saying, great going, laura. You have a great chance against a pelosi puppet. Trevor you know one thing never changes if you do something awful, trump will congratulate you. You could save a kid from an active volcano, and trump would congratulate the volcano. as trump that volcano is so big, so beautiful, so much lava. Maybe even hotter than my daughter. I dont know, you tell me think about it loomer is so bad that she has been banned from and this is real twitter, facebook, instagram, uber, lyft, paypal, venmo, gofundme, medium, cpac, and shakespeare in the park. Like, im sorry, how do you get banned from shakespeare in the park . Shakespeare in the park . I mean, sure, i did, but thats only because i didnt know i wasnt allowed to ad lib. To be, or to do something else, ya know . Its a tough question. Im going to have to think on that one. And, also, this person was also banned from paypaul. That site is 90 nigerian scammers. They company was like, this user does not reflect our values of cheating the elderly out of their life savings by pretending to be grandchildren who need bail money. Its not who we are. It is crazy to think that this person could one day be in congress, and shes not even allowed on most apps. Can you imagine not being able to use instagram, facebook, or twitter . That actually sounds kind of nice. Should i be racist . In other news, do you guys remember when the big question on everyones mind was, did donald trump collude with russia during the 2016 campaign . Remember . It was all anyone talked about and then trump let 170,000 americans die, and we moved on to that. It turns out that the u. S. Senate had not completely forgotten it and, yesterday, they dropped a bombshell report. A new Senate Report says members of the 2016 Trump Campaign were eager to accept help from russia, some of it directed personally by vladimir putin. The Republicanled SenateIntelligence Committee releasing its final report, declaring the 2016 Trump Campaign had repeated contacts with russian operatives. On paul manafort, the former Trump Campaign cochairman, it goes further than the mueller report, saying he was in close touch with a russian Intelligence Officer who became a business partner. It says manafort posed a grave counterintelligence threat. The report says he may even have been connected to russias hacking and leaking of Hillary Clinton campaign emails, an operation it says was actually directed by russian president putin. The threeyear investigation also found that President Trump may have misled special counsel robert mueller. One of the other headlines is that this committee actually made criminal referrals in june of last year, in 2019, to federal prosecutors. On the list of referrals, steve bannon, jared kushner, and donald trump jr. Trevor thats right. The republicanled Republicanled Senate committee referred steven bannon, jared kushner, and don jr. For criminal charges for lying under oath. And this is good news for eric. When youre the least favorite child, you get left out of all the family traditions, even the criminal ones. But, basically, this Senate Investigation found that the Trump Campaigns contacts with russia during the 2016 election posed a threat to national security. And the interesting thing about this report is that its bipartisan, with both parties agreeing on the facts, but each party came to a different conclusion about whether the facts meant there was no collusion. And its weird to see the same set of facts interpreted that differently. It reminds me of how two guys will have different stories about how their bar fight went. I punched him so hard, i knocked him out and the other guy will be like, so i told that dude to get out of my face, and then i took a nap on the sidewalk. We have to take a quick break, but when we come back, jaboukie youngwhite checks in on joe bidens young fans. Yes, they exist. Stick around. Thank you for helping restaurants right now. Actually, youre really helping actors. Uh, no. Most actors got started at restaurants, like me. Same here uh. So, keep your orders coming to help actors. Youre really helping restaurants, and were partnering with the National Restaurant association to lend a hand. 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Hello trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. We are most of the way through the dament convention. And if you have been watching you may notice the speakers are closer to golden girls. There is new delegates who are changing that look. Jaboukie youngwhite has more. Its basically comconfor old people. In 20 scearng the average superdelegate was 60 years old, which makes sense. But 18yearold delegate joseph mulin says its time for a change. Thats why he founded the young delegates coalition. Of what . The bleep 20somethings of the Democratic Party . There are actually 220 young men. What . Yeah. There are hundreds who want to go to the d. N. C. This d. N. C. What are they thinking . Its not about. Its about making sure the policies. I mean, there are people like donald trump, who feel like they have enough knowledge, enough experience to run for a position like president. Then why shouldnt i . We need to take back our party. Its so inspiring talking to you. I didnt start caring about politics. Maybe its the fact i havent been to a club in six months, but this club, seems like something i might want to join. So what are the qualifications for these young delegates . A young delegate is a delegate who is under the age of 35, and the minimum age is 18. You let in 30somethings . I feel like have they said the phrase, qualifies as young . I was super shocked coming in and saw 35yearolds. I was like what is going on laughter . Hold up. If theses kids think 35yearolds, then what are they doing at grandpa joes celebration of life . Back in those days, one of the things you used pomaid in your hair. Okay, what is he saying . What is so great about biden . When you have have someone who doesnt understand the diversity between different black people versus someone who says all black immigrants come from. Hole countries i would try to educate this person. Palin compares to the things i heard donald trump say. Are you worried joe biden wont be able to hear your concerns . I was a little concerned, but we have to lift our voices up. I meant literally, because hes 77 years old. Theyre expected to rubber stamp the d. N. C. Platform. But not this year. Im voting no on the platform because medicare for all is not included. Wow. When i was talking to some of my other kansas delegates, they were like as a biden delegate i should know my place and vote for the platform. But were not sworn to any campaign. We are sworn to represent the voices and the needs of our constituents. Okay, yeah. But why is the platform so broken to begin with . These political Young Sheldons have a few ideas. Because theres no youth representation in making the platform, but the party, we had a resolution come up that said corporate lobbyists should not serve as members of the d. N. C. But it was odd when tifs voted down. And the majority of people, against rules against lobbyists were lobbyists. You have me fired up. Im about to send a to whom it may concern email. They dont release the names of the people on the d. N. C. Platform committee. We did some research and gained access to a list of all the folks on the d. N. C. Platform committee where theyre from what their previous offices were. Where they live. Drop is right now. Let me know, because, like i said, they got bleep up. I will put on my carpal tunnel brace. Lets go. Thats my platform. And just like joe biden, watch out for these future president s coming up from behind. I have a lot of friends that dont want to vote or they want to vote third party. And i always tell them that, they take up space, and thats really how youre going to change the party. Wow. You have so much faith in the world. I have faith that i, as well as other people who are young and making changes can actually do something. I need at least 100 milligrams of an s. S. R. I. To be that positive. Thats amazing. I have to see the d. N. C. Through their eyes. On night one i joined the young delegation Discussion Group as a distinguished guest. Woooo yes everybody, one for bernie. And if these young people were so inspired, then i was ready to get fired up by the Democratic Party. In the final analysis, we are one people. One family. One house. The american house. The american family. You all call this a party . Man, wake me up in 2024. Trevor thank you so much, jaboukie. When we come back, ill be speaking with a woman who is doing so many things right now, we have no idea how she even ha time for this interview. Her name i hike Simon Pagenaud takes the lead at the indy 500 coming to the green flag, racing at daytona. Theyre off. In the kentucky derby. Rory mcllroy is a two time champion at east lake. He scores stanley cup champions touchdown only mahomes. The big events are back and xfinity is your home for the return of live sports. Daily social distancing show. Earlier, i spoke with eva longoria, who is not only an awardwinning actor, producer, and director, but is also an activist committed to lifting up the Latino Community and women in hollywood. Check it out. Eva longoria, welcome to the the daily social distancing show. How are you . Im so happy to speak with you upon i see you every day, but its really nice to be able to speak with you. Trevor well, you can speak to the tv screen all you want. I dont think i do. Trevor and you can say things to me and were speaking on each other. Man a time i ideal at you through the tv. Trevor welcome to the show. Lets jump straight into it. I mean, this week, being part of history, hosting the First VirtualDemocratic National convention. Everyone from random people on twitter to senator marco rubio, random people tweet about, what is eva longoria doing here . She has no idea how to connect with everyday, reallife americans. How do you respond to that . Are you not a reallife american . What does that even mean to you . I know. Ive gotten this my entire life because ive been a political activist for 25 years. I mean, most of my adult life, ive been involved in my civic duty, which i think everybody should. Its like if you told a dentist, oh, shut up and do teeth like, wait, no, you cant have an opinion because youre a dentist or an actor or a farm worker . I totally understand my position of privilege today and the work that i have done to get to where i am at. But i was on student loans. I had pel grants to get to college. I worked at wendys most of my young life to pay for college. I had student debt. I had debt. I mean, it was not until my mid30s that i figured life out. And i approached hosting the first night of the d. N. C. As a texan, as the daughter. And as an american. And it actually belongs to everybody. Thats who i was. Trevor some would argue, the d. N. C. Because joe biden hasnt been his strongest with latino voters. I think it was Julian Castro who said joe biden and the Democratic Party, had to do a better job. Where do i think the Democratic Party could do a better job of reaching out to the Latino Community at large . Wow, you know. Theyre treated like theyre a monolithic group, and were not. I think that theres an assumption that we vote democratically. And both parties take the vote for granted. I think both parties need to be a better job at really understanding latino issues are american issues. People made the saw. We only care about immigration. We only care about citizenship. And thats part of it. And thats definitely an important issue. But it we share the same values as all americans. We want to have economic mobility. We want to have the opportunity and the infrastructure of opportunity in our community to move ahead and have progress, generational progress in our families. Trevor with that this mind, i have to ask you about memento latino. What is that about . Memento latino translates to the latin moment. Its a coalition of activists and leaders and businesspeople, and its about lifting up our voices in the Latino Community right now because we are one of the most affected communities, due to covid. Despite being 18 of the population, latinos make up 35 of the workers. Farm workers, drivers, deliveries, Grocery Stores, stockers. You know, essential workers. Farm workers have kept the American Food supply going all the time. And we didnt need a pandemic to say farm workers were essential. Theyve always been essential farm workers have always been essential to this country and the food supply of this country. And now theyre forced to go to work without p. P. E. , without hand sanitizers. Despite all this, we keep going to work, and i think its just important that memento latino pushes for change and is around after this latino. Trevor eva longoria is not just an activist. Eva longoria is also a producer, a very successful director, somebody who has taken the reigns of not just her career, but part of the industry that she works in. One of the pieces you created that creates a lot of buzz recently has been the new ad campaign, where you shot an ad from home, and its really intimate. Because you show your gray roots and you talk about coloring. Tell me how that came to me and why you felt the need to share this part of you with people. People know everything about me. But i during the pandemic, i was like, im going to let my grays grow am. I have a full head of gray hair. I have had a full head of gray hair sifns 18. Its hereditary. Thanks, mom. I can be real cool to go grow. And about two months in, i go, this is not cool. laughter not as fun as i thought. And loreal called me and said would you be brave enough to color your hair on tv . And i said yes. I do box color all the time. I grew up doing box color. And i was like yes and i did it. And i think there was an appreciation for the accessibility to not only my life, but the accessibility to were all human and aging and grays exist, and they exist on Eva Longorias head as well. Trevor it feels like youre not afraid to expose yourself to the public. That comes from infection and scrutiny and criticism at the same time. One of the journeys were showing your journey as a new mom. Are you in the camp of people who have found this moment of time that comes with the Silver Lining of getting to spend more time with your children at home. For many parents theres an age gap. It depends what your childrens age is. Are you having the time of your life right now, getting to spend every moment the time of my life. He is at that age. Hes not in a school, hes not a baby, hes not a lump of nothing. Hes so active and funny and walking, and he loves mommy root now. But, you know, i have so much planned this year. I was directing two features, and i was filming a new tv show, dadada. And the fact that it all stopped, it just stopped, was a welcomed pause because i havent had a break in 25 years. And so for me, i do approach it with the Silver Lining of instead, i have to get home and feed him it was like, i get to bathe him. I get to put him to bed. I get to wake up with him. So changing the vocabulary you use in life is powerful. Trevor hopefully next time i will see you in person, like i normally get to see you. Until then, please, keep shouting at me through the screen, and ill just imagine i can hear your voice. Okay, good, and hear my laughter because you make me laugh. Trevor thank you so much, eva. Thats our show for tonight. But before we go, there are a lot of groups out there right now working to protect and advance Voting Rights for the elections in november. One of those organizations is the alliance for youth organizing, which is a National Network of local youthled organizations mobilizing people to vote. If you can help them and would like to join in their cause, please visit the link below, and donate whatever you can. Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, war a mask. And if youre going to be there, ill see you at that pool party in wuhan. First, here it is, your moment of zen. We have been on the lookout for any sort of political memorabilia at this mostunusual convention. And today, we finally locatedda at the Grocery Store closest to bidens house, the joe biden. It is a sandwich with white bread, maple turkey, what varty, and champagne mustard. Yours for 7. 50. Brent. Save me one of those. Thats what were missing, the thats what were missing, the sandwiches, the funny hats. [sighs] twenty years ago, Hampton Deville was formed when my company merged with another Company Owned by a one parker hampton. Now he and i could never see eye to eye. Hampton is 52 and blind. Ill spare you the details. Suffice to say, he and i got into a petty disagreement over a measly 1 million. Now, hampton was raised poor,