Featuring james kaye plays in the background. Welcome back to the daily social disis tansing show, all across the country right now as you know states are trying their best to handle the coronavirus and they are doing it in dirchg ways. And new york has taken social distance sog seriously that mayor de blasio has announced he will start ripping down Basketball Hoops out of all the city parks so people dont want to go and play there. Fun fact, de blasio is the only mayor in america who has to bend down when he rips out the hoops. So that is what is happening in new york. But other states are taking a dirve approach to keep themselves safe, hanging up and no trespassing signings. Fly to florida and it will really cows, are you going have to selfisolate for two weeks before do you anything else. Hopefully that will be a deterrent for people if you are just simply trying to escape here to avoid the restrictions that have been put in place in your own state, that is probably not a good idea. Mean time both alaska and hawaii are now requiring mandatory 14 day quarantines for everyone entering their state. They say if you arent able to comply with the warrant you will need to post pay your trip. I hope everyone complies and visitors do not come here. We do want those who may have scheduled trips to the islands take the actioner to cancel or reschedule their trip. Yeah, that is right. If you try and get off the plane in alaska, hawaii or florida, it is sort instead of a guy holding up your name at the airport, people have a sign that says turn around dick. I mean i am assuming your name is dick. They could put richard richard. If you really want to deep pem people out, instead of tourism ads, you know what they need, they need to make some antitourism ads. In fact, we did it for them. Hawaii, with the sandy beaches, lush rainforest, and friendly people, hawaii is heaven on earth, or at least it was until you dirty mainlanders came and infected us. From now on stay the hell away. Remember weve also got volcanoes and we are not afraid to throw you into one. Hawaii go to florida, it is closer. Are you looking at breathtaking landscape, untamed wildlife and blissful solitude . Well tough shit, we dont want you here. And your tropical ass wouldnt last a day anyway. This is alaska mother [bleep]. We weres basically in russia. We still use dog for cars, alaska come one step closer, i swear to god we will blow up all the oil. Cant wait to visit florida, sure you can. It is not all sunshine and micky mouse down here. Remember that guy on who tried to eat another guys face, that happened here. And you know where all those florida men live . In [bleep] florida. Plus this is where all the old people are. Does this look like a party to you . Do you really need a list of reasons to stay away. Plus angry gator, frozen i kwan ra, mar a lago, humidity, stand your ground, lure caine, tim tebow, florida, stay away from our pennist shaped hellhole. Trevor im convinced. All right, that is it for todays ep soafd the daily social distancing show. Thank you so much, again, for tuning in. Thank you for spending your quarantine with me. And as always, before we go, i just wanted to please ask you to donate to no kid hungry. Org to help kids get a good meal while their schools are shut down. And if you want to help children in new york city specifically please go to city harvest. Org and give whatever you are able to give. Stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch anything that has ever been touched by someone else and i will see you next week. But first here st your moment of zen. Every day we are talking about different topics because we are moving in hopefully the direction of getting to where china is now or south korea is now or just getting improvement. But i am thinking that all the bills that are stacking up at my apartment, you know, weve got to think about that kind of thing. Women yall dont think about this, guys, this is not a priority but women have to get their hair done, i saw someone tweet out will you see what color our real hair is because our roots are going to grow in. Women, all my friends are saying this is not a priority, people this is not a priority, people are dying and i realize th hello, son. If youre watching this, that means im already dead. Life is a road. How do you know its gonna be a boy . How would you stop interrupting, please . Yesterday, i was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork,