So much energy wow im trevor noah our guest tonight is a rapper and a poet who just started a new book club. Noname is joining us on the show, everybody its going to be a great conversation cheers and applause also o on tonights show, how to watch twice as many netflix shows and why your underwear could get you killed and theres a spy in the white house. Kick it off with netflix. Streaming giant and the murderer of blockbuster. After revolutionizing tv, the streaming service is now revolutionizing time. Backflash netflix is getting from hollywood directors. Yesterday the streaming service says it plans to test a new feature to allow the viewers to speed up or slow down a movie on their smartphones. While judd apatow thinks its a terrible idea, he said no dont make me call every director and show creator to fight you on this, netflix says were always experimenting on new ways to help members use netflix. Trevor netflix is launching a feature to allow you to watch content at a faster speed. I cant wait to watch nine years a slave. Its not as bad anymore. But this is a big move for netflix, and in response, h. B. O. Says theyre going to introduce a button to let you completely skip the final season of game of thrones. Its going to increase the experience. People are going to be, like, yeah, this is enhancing it. In effect needs to introduce a with my parents button so you can push it and it skips all the sex scenes. The movie will be like. Are you ready . Yeah, im ready. Oh, good morning yeah, yeah, good morning laughter today we learned new details about the raid that took out i. S. I. S. Leader Abu Al Baghdadi and some of the details were intimate. New details of one of the most wanted terrorist killed in a raid by u. S. Commandos. This rubble is all thats left of al baghdadis last hide out. The commander of the kurdish fighters told us his Intelligence Service had a top i. S. I. S. Informant passing information on to the kurds which they passed to the c. I. A. Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi was not an easy target but the spy was still able to collect vital information. The informant had a piece of baghdadis underwear and u. S. Forces had it to get a dna sample to be ready to make a positive identification when baghdadi died. laughter trevor wait, hold up. They found al baghdadi because an informant stole his underwear . laughter i feel like the informant just had a weird underwear fetish, and the army walked in on him one day and he was, like, no, im spying for you, yeah, these are how you find him. Give them back when youre done. laughter also, did you see al baghdadis house . The United States does not mess around. Theyll kill you and destroy your entire house. Id love to see i. S. I. S. Try and get the Security Deposit back from the landlord. Yes, theres no walls anynor but we vacuumed. Come on, meet us halfway. laughter finally, heres a fun story from the world of sports. The landmark advancement in professional sports, the fliers have opened a rage room in wells fargo arena, a place where fans can unleash their anger, allowing fans to smash stuff inside the disassembly room, the first ever raids room in professional sports. Trevor okay, this is so had a place to get your ragedy out, its called hockey. laughter its a kind of crazy concept, but at least now pewie know how they destroyed al baghdadis house. This is probably what it was. cheers and applause its an interesting idea, right . Fans of sports games, right, in philadelphia can go to a room and smash things to release their rage, which is actually pretty cool, except for the fan whos going to walk into the wrong room at the stadium. Just aaahhh oh, this is accounting, oh. Second on the left. Oh, my bad. My bad. Im so sorry. I will tell you this, though, this room wouldnt work if you let an african uncle into the room because theyre not going to smash anything. Knowing my uncle would take all the stuff home with him. Im going to take that and that as well. Sir, you have to destroy it. Okay, i will destroy this tv by watching it every day, ah . Doubletime netflix. laughter moving on to the top story. cheers and applause impeachment, its democracys one star yelp review. There have been an avalanche of bombshell developments since we last checked in on the impeachment inquiry. Americas lead diplomat on ukraine bill taylor gave devastatingtime trump demanded a quid pro quo from ukraine. And rudy giuliani, trumps personal lawyer and man with bipolar teeth talked about how he needed cash. House republicans protested not being allowed to participate in closed door hey, even though 13 are allowed to participate in the hearings, which is ridiculous. Its like storming the mcdonalds that you work at. Just, like, i demand you let me in your shift started an hour ago, jerry. Just walk in. Aaahhh laughter so needless to say, many developments and today is no different. Catching up on the magical wonderful road to impeachment. singing its probably president ial harassment. cheers and applause trevor from the very beginning of trumps ukraine scandal, his defenders have relied on one key talking point to muddy the waters. None of the witnesses had actually heard the ukraine call. They all had secondhand information but none of them had actually heard the call. Well, today, all of that changed. Defying President Trump, a National Security officer, iraq war purple heart will testify to congress today. First white house official on that phone call between President Trump and ukraines leader to sound the alarm. His name is Lieutenant Colonel alexander vindman. According to his Opening Statement obtained by abc news, vindman will tell investigators, i did not think it was proper to demand that a Foreign Government investigate a u. S. Citizen, and i was worried about the implications for the u. S. Governments support of ukraine, insisting it is my sacred duty and honor to advance and defend our country, irrespective of party or politics. Trevor thats right. The latest person to testify against trump is colonel alexander vindman, which means two things one, there is more and more evidence piling up against the president and, two, trump has finally met a colonel he doesnt like. And you can see why vindmans testimony is not good for trump. Not only did he sound the alarm about what was happening with ukraine, but the guy is a decorated iraq war veteran with a purple heart. The only american with more impressive resumes is aunt beckys daughter. Because she did all that analyst captain of the crew them teem. She was killing it, yo. So if youre a trump defender, how you going to argue this guy isnt trustworthy . Instead of focusing on the more than two decades he served america, you can focus on where shes really from. He is from the soviet union, he emigrated here and has an affinity toward the ukrainian people. Here we have a u. S. National security official who is advising ukraine while working inside the white house, apparently against the president s interests. Isnt that kind of an interesting angle on this story . I find that astounding and, you know, some people might call that espionage. Trevor no, your eyes arent deceiving you. The new angle on fox is that america cant trust this purple heart recipient because he moved here from ukraine. Now, mind you, he was three years old when he came to the u. S. laughter so he didnt move here. He was moved here by his parents. laughter right . Because now theyre making it seem like he was a double agent for ukraine. Like what kind of baby spy furlougthriller are you watchin . This toddler out on streets wrecking shit . Is that what you think . A 3yearold russian spy . I will join u. S. Military and when time is right i will make up story about quid pro quo for mother russia excellent comrade baby and when your mission is complete, you can watch extra episode of papa pig laughter and i not just fox, its not just fox discrediting colonel vindman, sean duffy, a former republican congressman, was on cnn questioning whether the colonels loyalties lie. Hes a former ukrainian, he wants to make sure the taxpayer money goes to military aid to ukraine. Sorry, coman duffy, why does that matter . Hes an active duty military member, an american awarded the purple heart. Im of irish dissent, i love the irish trevor sean duffy made it sound leak he would sell out america to another country. Thats what he basically did. I have an affinity for ireland and if you get one potato in me, theres no telling what ill do to help us make sense of this ukraine in the impeachment saga, we turn to roy wood, jr. , everybody cheers and applause vindman is a decorated war hero, yet trumps defenders are not just challenging his credibility but questioning his patriotism. What does this mean . It means these people are right. The dude is straight out to have soviet union. I seen all the james bond, jason bourne movies several times in theaters by myself. Eastern europe is full of spies trevor he was brought to america when he was three. They can activate you at anytime. laughter i was programmed and didnt even know it till one day i went to popeyes and heard my activation phrase sorry, were out of spicey. Man, i blacked out and woke up laughter i woke up four hours later covered in bruises and buffalo sauce. Trevor i dont agree, but whatever, you dont trust a guy who was born in ukraine, but hes just one of many officials testifying that trumps call was improper. Like bill taylor, a vietnam vet and career diplomat who served over four administrations. Youre going to trust bill taylor . Never trust anyone with two first names. laughter i went to school with a dude named bobby keith and he was shady as hell. You know what he did . He bought drugs from me trevor wait, you sold drugs . Thats not what were talking about right now. laughter the point is can a two first name snitch like bill taylor be trusted especially knowing he might let me sell him drugs . Trevor okay, fine, but then what about john bolton . Trump picked him to be his National Security advisor and even he thinks this whole thing is shady. John bolton, i got to words for that, pssst, ha ha ha are you going to trust a man who wont even let us see his upper lip . laughter whats he hiding under there . Show us the lip, bolton . Do we even know theres a lip there . If you cant see the lip, you must acquit trevor okay, roy, why do you have a signed picture of john bolton . Oh, i met him on the street. He signed it for me. Hes a sweet dude, but i dont trust his ass. laughter trevor roy, we dont even need witnesses when you think about it. We have the transcript of the ukraine call itself. I know what it says because i read it with my own eyes. I dont trust your african eyes. Your eyes are only good for spotting two things, apartheid and lying. So im not going to trust your immigrant eyes over the world of president donald trump. Trevor but trump himself said he wants dirt on joe biden. You cant trust donald trump the guy lies all the time dont you ever watch the daily show . Trevor oh, okay. So at least you trust this show . No, you cant trust this show the host has two first names and one of his correspondents sold drugs cheers and applause trevor so we shouldnt trust colonel vindman nor bill taicialtion john bolton trump or ourselves. If theres no truth and tall pointless, why did you insist we fly you all the way to d. C. . I come here because this is the only popeyes im not banned from. Trevor i hope theyre not out of spicey. Well be right back activation activation roy wood, jr. , everybody awwww yeah. Thats the stuff. No really. Those are the actual ingredients. Funky rock track tostitos. [crunch] get to the good stuff. [ ty ing ] [ engine accelerating ] [ typing ] we build spaces for curious travelers. We create the things that we want to exist in the world. We want people to feel like they spent time with family. Im damon. And im marcus. And were airbnb hosts. Pick any 2 of these favorites for only 6 bucks. This tasty pair, 6 bucks. This tasty pair, 6 bucks. 11. 95 for these. Haha im just mashing your taters, 6 bucks. Mix and match any two for only 6 bucks at kfc. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. Lets talk about fire. It keeps us warm, it cooks our food, its how we show our appreciation for 30s traps, but in california right now fire is ruining peoples lives. Good evening, everyone, a statewide emergency is in effect across several areas of california tonight leaving hundreds of thousands of people displaced. Before sunrise, fire exploded across the hills of southern california, a blow torch in the mountains as a wall of flames tore into hillside neighborhoods. On this block alone, several homes incinerated in minutes. A miracle, say firefighters. Everyone got out alive. The kincaid fire, the largest in the state doubling in size this weekend, the blaze now bigger than boston. At times the fire moved so quickly it burned the area of a football field every three seconds. If youre in the mandatory evacuation zone and youre still there watching this, youre an idiot. Get the hell out. Trevor damn, the fire is probably looking at this dude like i thought i was doing the roasting wow but he was right. I know people want to fight and people think about this in a disaster but people are fools to not evacuate in a moment like this. You might be thinking who doesnt want to escape a fire . When disaster strikes, people do some pretty weird things. Despite the terrifying conditions in wine country, this newly wed couple was given a picture Perfect Moment during their photoshoot. I was thinking of american gothic, the 1930s painting, that was the regular normal of American Life at the time, and all of a sudden in a very strange way, this has become our new normal. Trevor okay. That is a couple who ~bleep while watching the purge. laughter and they may not have been in danger but there are people who think fire is the best time to stay at home. Fire is the best time to but people have to understand, these fires are serious and firefighter need everybody out of the way so they can fight the fires. Especially its halloween, it makes it worse, because the firefighters have to search through the smoke wondering if theres a victim or a skeleton from walgreens. Are you okay . Oh, shit, ha ha ha ha ha ha laughter plus the one year when everyone dresses like firefighters which means its going to be chaos. Im a fireman thank god youre back. Youre a kid no im not, give me the axe laughter these fires are dangerous and spreading over california, like natures version of scientology. The state is doing everything it can to stop them. Hundreds of firefighters are coming in to help from nearby states including washington, oregon, montana, utah, new mexico and idaho. On the ground and in the air more than 500 personnel in an attack against the flames. A plane dropping water with laser precision. Trevor you know what i love about firefighters . Because their job is dangerous they dont have time to be pretentious with fancy names. A poll, a fire truck, a super scooper. Not like scientists who have chilled out jobs to come up with fancy words. If scientists were busy, hired jen peroxide would be called fizzy fizz. laughter whats been particularly interesting about these fires is even though hundreds of thousands of people have been displaced in california, if you watch the news, you would think that this disaster some affecting v. I. P. Es. Tonight, the allout assault, firefighters desperately trying to keep flames from burning down some of the most expensive homes in southern california. The fast moving fire is threatening the homes of celebrities like n. B. A. Star lebron james. These l. A. Fires arent no joke, he tweeted. Look at actor josh dumels 5 million cliffside home. Fire is dangerously closely. Kate hudson was behind the wheel in this suv evacuating. Also forced to flee, arnold schwarzenegger. If you are in an evacuation zone, dont screw around, get out, he tweeted. Trevor i think the proper way to read the tweet is accent dont screw around, get out now im not going to lie, i would be so confused if i showed up and arnold wanted to save me, come with me a f you want to live. Hes doing the thing. Im not doing the thing. Come to the chopper. Can i get aselfy . Theres a fire behind you, what are you doing . laughter ive spoke upt spoken to peoplek this, the celebrities make up nothing percent of those losing their homes. The majority are real people, not termators. If you want and can help them, go to the link at the bottom of the screen and you can donate whatever you can. Well be right back tmobiles newest signal reaches farther than ever before. With more engineers, more towers, more coverage. Its a network that gives you. With coverage from big cities, to small towns. Introducing tmobiles 600mhz signal. No signal reaches farther or is more reliable. And its built 5g ready. [ bi[ typing ]ng ] halloween is awesome. [trick or treat] yes, yes, yes, yes. [screaming in fear] yay. [laughter] yes thank you. We know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. Even a ernie lost rubber duckie . burke you mean this one . ernie rubber duckie cookie what about a broken cookie jar . burke again, cookie . cookie yeah. Me bad. grover yoooooow oh what about monsters having accidents . I am okay by the way burke depends. Did you cause the accident, grover . grover cause an accident . Maybe. bert how do you know all this stuff . burke just comes with experience. all muppets yup. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is a critically acclaimed independent rapper who recently founded nonames book club, please welcome noname. cheers and applause okay. Trevor welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. Trevor i have to start with the question that has been plaguing me, the people in the building and random people i speak to about the show. Okay. Trevor your name, your rap name, noname. Yes. Trevor it confuse as lot of people. Mmhmm. Trevor because they see noname and then people would be, like, wait, whos the guest . And they would be, like, why didnt you get the guests name . Im, like, its noname. Yeah, but whos the name . The names me. I am the name. Its a really terrible name. I couldnt think of anything clever like the baby or the stallion or whatever. Im not trevor but you were intentional with it. It feels like a little bit of who you are. Youre an independent artist. Right. Trevor ive noticed none of your clothing ive ever seen has any labels or anything on it. Is that, like, your vibe . Yes, yeah, im very nondescript, very low key. Try not to promote any brand outside of myself because i know i know im not giving money to ice and other things people fund. So its easier this way. Its minimal, its clean, you compliment me, i like these things. Trevor oh, okay. Youre an independent artist, right . Yes. Trevor before we go to the book, lets talk about that. Has it become easier to be an independent artist in todays age of, like, sound cloud and everything . Absolutely. Not so much sound cloud anymore shout out to sound cloud, yall put me on laughter but because of the internet and social media, if you can figure out a way to galvanize people in your local area and create a local fan base, thats what i did, extremely helpful, but, yeah, you can directly contact your fan base, and i think thats what helps the most for me. And what other reasons why . Yeah, i think thats about it. Social media. Because without social media, i dont think it would be possible. Trevor thats part of the reason you started your book club. Right. Trevor right . It was really an organic beginning of a book club. You were just reading a book. Yeah, i was. Trevor and somebody tweeted you about it. Right. I was reading this book called cooperation jackson about cooperatives, specifically one in jackson, mississippi, and someone tweeted me, like, yo were reading the same book. And i was high and i thought, oh, my god i should create a book club. So, yeah, i created a book club. applause thank you. I smoke a lot of weed. But, no, yeah, so thats how it happened. And, like, i kind of polled it on my page to see if people would be into it. Trevor right. I think the tweet got, like, 5,000 retweets and i was, like, okay, maybe at least half of these people will follow the account, but then thousands more were, like, oh, my god we like reading and we like rappers trevor do you think thats something that you feel like rap needs to get a little bit more of again, its like that idea of reading being cool . When i was growing up, i always knew tupac read, it was a thing he spoke about, and i feel like there were a lot of rappers that said i read this and read in, and a period where rappers said, no, its all in the head, man, i dont read. And it feels like youre a part of a generation that are coming back to reading again. I would take a step further and be, like i wouldnt put it on the culture, its not just rappers. Its been generally people are not reading. Specific communities have been targeted when it comes to the lack thereof, other book stores or schools that are actively allowing their doidz compete and to completely be literate. I think most people in the communities that i am in and that i come from, they dont really have a choice because of the way that their surrounding community is set up when it comes to reading. So, yes, its kind of like rappers are not necessarily promoting books, but no one, i think, really is promoting books. Trevor and thats why youre doing it now, which is exciting. Yeah. Trevor youve got the book club and youve got the rap going. Right. Trevor i feel like the perfect combination of all of this is you need to start rapping the books or the rap club thing. No. Trevor wonderful having you. Absolutely. Trevor for more information about nonames book club, check out nonamebooks. Com. Noname. Noname, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause [ music instrumental which continues throughout spot. ] [ sfx slow down ] [ sfx speed up to reach 7 Kilometers Per Hour ] im getting very very hungry buffalo zesty honey bbq tangy Nashville Hot spicy am i dreamin nope, not dreamin thats a bunch of new kentucky fried wings getem at kfc or delivered free awwww yeah. Thats the stuff. No really. Those are the actual ingredients. Funky rock track tostitos. [crunch] get to the good stuff. Snow leopards are almost impossible to find, with ai we can protect what we cant see. But we need to know where they are, because they are threatened. Our camera traps allow us to have and eye in the mountains, taking thousands of pictures. Microsoft ai scans through all these images, and separates Snow Leopards from everything else, in ten minutes instead of ten days. It gives us time to do better research, and save this threatened species. cheers and applause trevor well, thats our show for tonight. Thanks for tuning in. But first, here it is. Your moment of zen. Boo, boo, boo ha ha ha ha ha ha. screaming boo, boo, boo david there is a new superman tv series called superman and lois. How super is this dude if he can only pull lois lane over and over. Miley cyrus gets more tail than this guy. [applause and cheering] announcer amazing. David whatever youre still fat