Second round of the democratic debates are officially over. And it was long. It was contentious. And it was the closest well ever see a u. F. C. Match set in a retirement home. But now that the debates are over, we can catch up on some of the other news stories that got swallowed up by the debate because theres so much other news we dont cover when the debates are happening. So that means its time for another edition of in other news. cheers and applause lets kick it off with something fun. Cab drivers in new york are used to seeing some crazy things happen in their backseats, but this next story is easy at the top of the list. A cab driver could moon light as a midwife after helping a couple welcome their baby girl into the world right in their car. Luis leonardo could not predict the drama that unfolded in his backseat. Pick up two, drop off three, as simple as that. Cameras were recording as they always do, when they picked up a couple in bushwick, the woman in labor. And with the baby breathing, the couple wrapped her in a blanket, and luis kept on drive. Damn trevor damn applause you do realize that was the first word that baby heard, damn and i hope the parents give that guy five stars because im just happy when high driver offers me, like, a mint and a phone charger. This guy was cutting umbilical cords. And even though this might not be the ideal plan for these parent, you have to admit, after being born in a cab, that kid can handle anything in life. Unlike those other babies that are born in, like, a bathtub while inia is playing in the background. Im allergic to gluten. Waah this is a really baby. The only thing that taxi baby is going to be allergic to is people who drive bleep slow. Im crawling over here what are you, a baby . applause but lets move on. Because if you think a baby being born in a backseat is the weirdest procreation story youll hear all week, you might want to think again. There had been reporting on accused sex trampesque Jeffrey Epstein, first from the New York Times that he believed he could improve the population of the world by feeding the race with his d. N. A. Epstein owns a sprawling ranch in new mexico. According to reports he wanted to use the ranch for controlled breeding, using his d. N. A. To improve humanity. He surrounded himself with leading scientists and would tell them he wanted to have 20 women impregnated at a time on the branch. Trevor first off, Jeffrey Epsteins sperm ranch is by far the worst flavor of salad dressing i ever heard of. laughter and, secondly, why is it that the people who want to spread their d. N. A. Are always the last people who should be spreading their d. N. A. . applause always. cheers because, because nobody nobodys ever looked at Jeffrey Epstein and been like, yeah, we need 20 million more of this guy. Yeah, like, how many idris elba doesnt have a sex ranch, huh . Id go id go and dont say, oh, trevor, idris elba cant get a man pregnant. Well, im willing to find out. When it started out this Jeffrey Epstein stfers already appalling but now every day it keeps getting more and more strange. Because not only did Jeffrey Epstein want to populate the world with his d. N. A. , apparently, he also told people after he dies he wants to be cryogenically frozeep. He said he wanted to freeze his head specifically and get this his penis. Completely true. When doesnt make sense. Now you have a head and a penis and no body . How is that going to work . Are you going to attach the peen tois your forehead like a flasher unicorn . I dont get why youd want to freeze your penis. Have you seen what happens to a penis thats been cold for, like, two minute. I dont think it will hold up well after being cryogenically frozeep after 100 years. All right, i ate that bacon wrap, now where is my penis . What . Why are you guys lookag the me weird . Is there something on my face . While Jeffrey Epsteins breeding compound is super gross, the idea about repopulating the earth might not have been a crazy idea because apparently we came pretty close to saying byebye. An asteroid passed cloar to the earth than the moon and nobody saw it coming. Asteroid 20190k was undetected as it hurdled towards earth at 15 miles per second. Before flying past, nasa says it was just 45,000 miles away from earth on thursday. Scientists say they missed because it was coming from the direction of the sun. Trevor wait, what . Scientists midded an asteroid headed toward the earth because it was coming from the direction of the sun . So we all could have died because these scientists didnt do this . laughter like, theyre all coming from the sun. applause and you know whats even worse, whats even worse is now these scientists have told everyone. So now all the asteroids know the earths blind spots. Asteroids are going to be telling each other, if we approach the earth from the direction of the sun, theyll never see us coming why do asteroids sound like germans . The question is why do germans sound like asteroids . Now the Scientists Say this asteroid wouldnt have been big enough to destroy the earth, but it could have wiped out the population of a small city or a normalsized democratic debate. And i really hope scientists dont miss this kind of thing again because if an asteroid is coming, we all need to know. As human beings we need ton so we can get crazy in the street, rioting, partying. Thats the best part of an asteroid. Youre like, were going to die and you go crazy and kiss whoever is on the bus next to you. Aaahhh im going to die. Aaahh all right, this is messed up. laughter and i look, i know i sound crazy when i keep seeing this, but, guys, i think god sangry with us. There have been two earthquakes in california. There have been floods on the east coast. Then heat waves and now an astroid missed us by this much, this much. And you might be like, oh, trevor that doesnt prove anything. What about this . . In las vegas scientists said the weather has been a factor in bringing on an invasion of grasshoppers. Its an insect invasion. A 24 7 onslaught of grasshoppers that really sticks with you. What the heck . Youre covered in locusts. Youre covered in them. For many, the First Impression felt downright biblical, a migrating hoard of bugs so big, you could even see them from space. Trevor okay, can we agree, god is definitely pissed off. And of course hes going to hit vegas first. Its sin city the women are all naked. The men are all blue its against gods plans, people and the grasshopper invasion is super gross. Although there is a small chance it wasnt an invasion. It could have been one grasshopper at her bachelorette party. One last swing before the ring. The last part of the story is the ugandans saw this story online and this blew up on ugandan twitter. Because, apparently, in uganda, these grass hoppers are a delicacy. This is completely true. Ugandans were laughing at americans. Theyre like, we will come there to help you take over the problem. Which is amazing. applause and you might think thats crazy, but, basically, it would be like if white people heard that ugandan had a plague of sushi. Youd be on the first plane flying over. In other news, if i were to ask you in the audience what do you think is the biggest problem the American Government should rolf right now . Anyone . Climate . Health care . Trump . Well, youre all wrong. But if you said instagram, then the senate has got your back a new Senate Bill May ultimately affect how much you spend when it comes to time on social media. Its the its called the social Media Addiction Reduction Technology act, or smart act for short. It is being introduced to fight social media addiction. It will crack down on practices used by social Network Sites to keep you online longer, and that floridas features like infinite scrolls for newsfeeds and auto play for videos. Trevor thats right, a republican senator is proposing a new law to try to curb social media addiction. And you have to admit that it is becoming a real problem. Social media is messing with our brains. Like yesterday, my buddy told me something that i liked, and i just tapped her twice on the forehead. Its a problem. laughter now the senators bill laughter has suggested a few things like limits for apps, like how much time you can spend on them, which is fine. But i have a few suggestions which i think will be way more effective. I was thinking how about for every half hour you scroll online your phone tweets out a picture of what you look like when youre spending all too time scrolling. Thats what that should be. Or heres another thing, if you want to get people off instagram, well mack a new feature where we say sever everything picture on your feed has to be a seminude photo of both of your parents. Ah you see, youre logging off already. Yeah. And i know what youre thinking, i dont have any seminude photos of my parents. Well, i do, ill send them to you. And finally, in other news, heres one pretty big story that got buried because of the president ial democratic debates and its a story about an american president who is racist. And, no, its not the one youre thinking of. Some surprising audio recordings have surfaced of a phone conversation nearly a half century ago between president nickelodeon and future president Ronald Reagan. President Richard Nixon recorded himself talking to thencalifornia governor Ronald Reagan in october 1971, the day after the United Nations voted to recognition the peoples republic of china. Reagan had phoned nixon at the white house to vent his frustration at african delegates who celebrated the vote laughter the Ronald Reagan president ial foundation said, if he said that 50 years ago, he shouldnt have, and he would be the first person to apologize. Trevor he would be the first person you should be the only person to apologize. What does that mean . It would be weird if we was like, well, ill apologize, but only if those monkeys apologize first. What a strange thing to say. Also theyre like, if he said theres a recording he said the thing. So now that that recording has come out Ronald Reagan will have to be canceled which is going to be hard because life canceled him first. It takes a lot of work to cancel a dead person, you have to hold a seance, summon their spirit back. Ronald reagan, we have called to tell you bye, felicia. Now Ronald Reagan officially has a racist asterisk next to his name. Woodrow wilson was a segregationist. 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Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Its no secret that black people have contributed so much to American Culture dance, jazz, president s who arent embarrassing. There may be one contribution that may be bigger than the rest. For more on that, we turn to roy wood jr. For another edition of cp time. applause welcome to cp time, the only show thats for the culture. Today, were going to talk about hiphop. And i mean real hiphop, not this newschool trap mumble rap where you cant understand what theyre saying. Hubbadahubbada. Vicodin. Hubbadahubbada. Percocet hubbadahubbada. Thats not lyrics. Thats the sound fred flintstones feet make when hes driving off. No, today, were going to talk about oldschool hiphop, legends like dj kool herc. Grandmaster flash, rund. M. C. , and, of course, my shortlived group, regular roy and the trapezoids, who broke up right after we took that picture. Had a huge argument over what exactly a trapezoid is. Didnt record a single track. Kiss my ass, leroy. laughter tonight, lets discuss some of the seminole moments in the birth of hiphop, starting with the 40th anniversary of rappers delight, the first commercially successful rap song. Rappers delight got everyone rapping. N fact, thanks to rappers delight, hiphop went so mainstream, it even led to stuff like this and every rapping cat i know drinks miller light aint that so . Thankfully, hiphop survived that commercial, but barely. Now, rappers delight might be reason rap went commercial. But what gave hiphop its flavor was undiewbitably was the sound of the record scratch. A lot of people dont know this, but the record scratch was actually invented by accident. A young d. J. By the name of grand wizard theodore was practicing in his room when his mother came in and he stopped the record with his hand, which led to this. record scratch thats right. That sound was accidentally created by a young black man trying to avoid an asswhooping and now its the signature of hiphop. Its also the sound of when some shit gone wrong. The condom had a role hoel in it scratching record what do you mean that wasnt beef . record scratching laughter you may be a dentist, but that aint my mouth record scratching laughter but before you could scratch on the turntaib, you needed a turntable, and that was one of the biggest obstacles for aspiring hiphop d. J. S. Turntables were too expensive. Luckily in 1977, an act of god changed the course of black history. A massive blackout hit nawrntion, and in the ensuing chaos, over 1,000 stores were looted. Now, im not going to be the one to say that black people had anything to do with it. But lets just say, the next day there were a bush of brandnew d. J. S in new york city. Now, before you judge those people who looted on that fateful day, remember that looting can lead to some beneficial side effects. Black people looted, and now we have hiphop. White people looted and now we have museums. laughter you know damn well those mummies didnt just walk themselveses into that museum. applause now, that historic night in 77, my uncle also took part in the looting. But because of the darkness, he couldnt identify when he was taking. He thought he stole two turntables. Turns out it was two lazy susans. record scratching he never did become a d. J. , but he could pass the hell out of some ketchup. Thats all the time we have for today. But before we go, i want to make peace with the trab zoids. Leroy, if youre watching this tonight, im sorry that i said a trapezoid was just a square with an attitude. And also im sorry for having sex with your wife. Well, this has been cp time. And, remember, were for the culture. applause cheers and applause . Trevor roy wood jr. , everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause volunteerism. Fundraising. Giving back. 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It feels weird to be on this side of the camera for sure. [laughs] cheers and applause . Trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an activist, an author, and actor who can currently be seen in the Netflix Series orange is the new black. Okay, i need you to tell me that its okay for me to visit him in l. A. But you cant leave the state. But i like him so much. Im having feelings i havent had in a long time. This is the first time i felt like a real person since i got out. They randomly check up on you, right . And if youre not where youre supposed to be, they can send you back, right . I know. I know that. But cant i have a weekend where i just where i dont feel like a bleep criminal . Like, i already did my time okay. I deserve a weekend away with him. Trevor please welcome diane guerrero. cheers and applause all right trevor welcome back to the the show. Thank you for having me. Trevor and congratulations on the final season of orange is the new black. Yes. Trevor arguably, the show that invented binging. Absolutely. Trevor yeah. Im glad to be part of that history. Youre welcome. Trevor but its true. applause its true. It really was, like, the first show where netflix before that, netflix was where people picked up things here and there. Orange is the new black came out, and it was a show about womens prison, and it showed all of the challenges, and people just binged the entire series. Why do you think the show has connected with so many different people . Well, i mean, what the show has tried to do is humanize peoples story peoples stories, people, especially, that have been labeled as criminals, that have been sort of cast away by this label, people who have been affected inherently by this racist and unjust system. And people deserve those real stories. And, honestly, it was the first time we got to see a ton of people of color on screen, and people were really excited about that. applause trevor it was really a groundbreaking and is a Ground Breaking show. Your character, maritza, connected with so many people. Especially in this season, we saw her were watching the show, and your character gets released on parole and then encounters a different part of americas system and thats deportation. Trevor like, that was that was, like, a big story, not just for the show, but for you to tell. Why . Yeah, well, you see how immigrants kind of have to pay double sentences, right . You pay your dues to society. You you know, people make tons of money off you by you being in jail. And then and then you pay a secon sentence by being thrown back into a Detention Center and then ultimately deported. Trevor right. We saw that with maritza and so many of the other characters on orange is the new black. Trevor you werent originally going to come back on the show. You have been doing other shows and spreading your wings. But what was wonderful to read is why you went back to orange is the new black. And that is because maritzas story connected with yours. You wrote a book, a beautiful book, a mom wor about how you came home at 14 and your parents had been deported. And that changed your life. And the people i worked with inspired me to tell my story. To use my voice in this way. Seeing the way people were being affected by hearing these stories, by empathizing with these stories, i felt a sort of a duty to share mine, and the fact that orange i dont know, i mean, i dont know if i was an example or if if. Im glad that they took this opportunity to talk about this issue. Trevor weve watched you as a characteruc and then we started seeing you live that story in real life. You started becoming an activist speaking to the issues we saw your character portray. The why of it is what makes it so important. The reason why these laws were put in place is because we have disconnected from humanity, right if you dont know what is going on out there, when you dont know how people are living, then you are most likely going to just let these inhumane practices continue going on. Trevor right. There is a conversation in america right now about who america is and what america is. What i have enjoyed about your story is you have told it with nuanced. You can be an american who is also an immigrant. You can be an american who is an immigrant. Irishamerican, italian american, et cetera. When we look at your story going forward, we see an activist. What is exciting that is not in the world of activism, having a good time and let loose. Having a good time . I dont know. I dont know what thats like. Look, i think for a long time even when i shared my story and came here and talked about my book, i was Still Holding on to that shame of having my parents separated, that i actually lived through that. And, honestly, like, this is the power of community. Since this season has come out, since we have actually witnessed atrocities that are going on at the border, and were seeing actual human lives being destroyed, i feel like i have so much more support, and im incentivize to continue going. I want to tell more immigration stories until the cows come home. I dont care. People ask me, are you afraid of being pigeonholed . Im not i i want to tatell more i want to have fun. Trevor i love to take a few trips. Fight for people at the border. And come back and be a guest on the daily show. And talk about it. And, yeah, and maybe be a little less nervous. Trevor were the ones who should be nervous. Youve got an amazing story and youre doing fantastic work. Thank you so much from being on the show. All seven seasons of orange is the new black are available on netflix right now. The amazing diane guerrero, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause im tasting olives. Roasted pine nuts. Mmm this red pepper. Thats spicy stuff. Fresh flavor. Feel good food. Sabra hummus. I just had sabra hummus and now i feel good ooohhhh see . Romance isnt dead but it is here. Thanks, captain obvious. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. Why are you here . Why are you here . Why are either of you here . hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Trevor thats our show for tonight. Thank you story tuning in. Stay tuned for lights out with david spade which is coming up next. Now here it is, your moment of zen. Reagan didnt have a racist bone in his body. Ronald reagan was called a racist. He was very elegant speaker. He was a gentleman. I knew this man well for a really long time, and i can tell you he did not have a racist bone in his body. Ronald reagan is racist. Im racist. Eds racist. Dave the cameraman is racist. Were all racists. cheers and applause david hey, look who is on the show today, were backstage, dana carvey, everybody. Yeah, hey, everybody. David listen, you know the whole time i was on snl i never got to say live from new york, its saturday night. Yeah, i hear you, i only got to say it maybe 87 times, well, that is probably low, i said it a lot. David should i say it right now, that might be fun. Yeah, dont lie, just say hey, its in hollywood, and a pretty bad neighbor had, its a bunch of spade bullshit. David okay, yeah, i will just say whatever. Amazing