And since this is the second monday of october, lets all embrace the new meaning of the holiday starting right now. Do you even know what indigenous means, you frickin idiot . Thats the spirit, dave come on everybody, lets just all be totally indigenous come on who the hell let this guy talk to the School Counsel . Good one, kurt. Your wifes a whore. Come on, everyone Indigenous Peoples day lets go for it woman shut up, and get off the podium okay. I will in a second, fatso. All right. Who else . Come on get it out of your system happy Indigenous Peoples day, everyone. Suck my asshole. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out cheers and applause im trevor noah good to have you here our guest tonight our guest tonight, you know and love her from orange is the new black and, now, shes appearing in shakespeare in the park here in new york city. Danielle brooks is on the show, everybody cheers and applause also, on tonights show, all 400 democrats go to iowa. laughter the lion king happens in real life, and donald trump gets mexico to deport themselves. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets begin in hong kong. The former british colony and worlds third most popular congress. Ever since the city was returned to chinese rule, residents have been worried they would lose their democratic rights and now their fears seem to be coming true. Growing fear and outrage against china shakespeare in the parking the biggest protest hong kong has seen in years. Protesters calling for further demonstrations after hundreds of thousands jammed the streets over controversial bill to allow criminal suspects in hong kong to be sent to mainland china. The number is at more than a million. Nearly oneseventh of hong kongs population. Trevor yesterday nearly 1 Million People protested in the streets of hong kong. Thats impressive. Look how many people that is. That looks like all the people who didnt show up to trumps inauguration. Thats insane. And the reason a Million People came out is to try to send china a message. Unfortunately, the only country not impressed by a Million People is china. laughter yeah because theyre, like, how cute. You had a Million People at your march . My son had a Million People at his birthday and hes not even popular laughter i get it. Going to jail in china is no joke. Of course you would rather be tried and sent to jail in hong kong. Ereminds me of when your mom would be, like, wait until your father gets home. You would be, like, no, we handle this year, you punish me. Youre not going to extradite this ass to dad. No laughter in other news, president obama, is the ex america cant stop thinking about but hes moved on. Spotify. Michelle obama and Michelle Obama are going to produce and lend their voices to podcasts on a wide range of topics. A major win for spotify. The announcement comes on the hills of similar agreements that the obamas did sign with netflix as well. Trevor thats right, barack obama is making his own podcasts. And it must be really strange for obamas facebook friends to watch his career go in reverse because nine years ago it was, hey guys, check out my inauguration. Now its, hey, everyone, please subscribe to my podcast if you do, you better have a lot of free time because that man does not talk fast. laughter yeah, his podcast is going to be like, aaahhhhhh. Hello. Aaaaaaaaahhhhh. And were out of time. laughter and now, everyone supes the podcast will be about politics but they said a wide range of topics. What a. P. About pop culture. Robert pattinson will be the new batman. Ill give it a chance. See if new video of dabbi on the Security Camera . Creeped me out. That show was creepy. laughter finally, news out of south africa. Officials in south africa warning residents to be on alert, after 14 lions escaped from one of africas largest game reserves, happened at the pride krueger park on thursday. Researchers planned to release the lions back into the park after they have been captured. Trevor stories like this really piss me off because, as a south african, i get asked dumb questions about where im from. People are, like, do you have guys have, like, lions running around . Now i have to be, like, yes, we do. You are very well informed, we do. laughter im so mad at these lions. This is the kind of shit we try to play down in affect and theyre ruining it for everybody. Like if you are from florida and got car jacked by an alligator. Come on, man what better than this the stereotypes i dont want understand why the south african officials admitted this happened. I dont care if its true, they should have just lied. Just lied. Like they should have said, no, the lions didnt escape, theyre just out swraiting pride month. Yeah it works it works yeah theyre pride. Its pride. Theyre out. Thats the thing. Oh, or they could have said they let the lions out to promote the new lion king movie. And even if the lion kills someone the whole country could have kept the lion going. They should have said, oh, the lion is eating me no its the circle of life lets move on to the top story. cheers and applause joe biden. Former president and Barack Obamas token white friend. laughter since entering the democratic race, he has been cruising if first place in the polls. But lately, things havent been going smoothly. We have breaking news this hour on joe bidens new reversal on abortion funding. The pivot came amid an intense wave of pressure from his 2020 rivals, abortion rights activists and some within his own campaign. For decades, biden, a devout catholic backed the amendment. I think the Vice President has been very consistent over his career since 76 when the Hyde Amendment became law, that he is a deeply religious man 24 hours later, that reversal came. Biden Campaign Officials incest he did not make this decision on political backlash. He heard the argument and decided to change course based on merits of that argument. Trevor man, this does not look good for joe biden. For decades, he supported a law that banned federal funding for abortions, which especially hurt poor women and women of color. Then last month, he says he doesnt support that law anymore. Then he flips and says he does support it. Now because of pressure he says he doesnt support the law. I havent seen that many flips since dolphins got the cocaine. Biden said he supported the antiabortion law because of his religious views. Some people say he flipflopped opened religions as well. In his defense, god flipflops all the time. Yoirl first born son. Thou shalt not kill. Ill kill my first born son, yeah, yeah. The rest of the democrats are figuring out how to take his spot at the feevmentd 19 democrats descended on iowa to make the case why they would be a better pick than the form vp. Lets catch up in another installment of world war d. cheers and applause iowa its not just the place you move to after you faked your death. laughter its also the first state to vote in the democratic primaries. So this weekend, practically every democrat was there fishing for votes. On the ground in iowa this weekend, an all out blitz. audience chanting 19 of the Democratic Candidates swarming the hawkeye state. In battleground iowa 19 democrats lining up, each getting 5 months make their pitch. Its been a pleasure speed dating with you do not. laughter if you want a second date, go to tim ryan for america. Com. laughter trevor oh, man, i wish actual first dates ended with someone saying that. If you want to learn more about me, please visit my web site. You can read my tenpoint plan on making you orgasm as well as my onepoint plan on making me orgasm. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. applause thats right, this sunday was jam packed testimony entire event, 19 candidates, and they all had five minutes each to speak. Which is kind of crazy. Five minutes is not enough time to make your case, all right . Its barely enough time to make a lean cuisine, unless you do what i do and just eat it frozen. Theres nothing more refreshing than ice cold shrimp alfredo on a hot day. Dont try it. With only five minutes to make an impression, all the democrats took to the stage to deliver their best punch lines. The opposite of donald trump is an asian man who likes math. Thank you very much, iowa i am your senator next door and i can see iowa from my porch. Look at that show that this president s created, whatever you want to call it, reality show, horror show, game show, help me claims to be the best president weve seen in a generation. Lets call barack obama because thats identity fraud. I will always be real with you. I will be bold without the bold. laughter trevor wow. That was a lot of silence. He, like, said it and everyone was just like, you are you like, from now on librarians arent going to shush people, they will just play that clip of eric swalwell. And andrew i cant think, good line, but donald trump isnt the opposite of an asian man who likes math. Its a mexican woman who likes her children. applause now, if youre a candidate who only has a few minutes to connect with the crowd, youve got to make every moment count, which means picking walkon music thats tell us a bit about who you are. Please note, this is actual real audio, all right. This is real audio from when each candidate walked up on stage. Please welcome senator kamala harris. Senator Bernie Sanders. Elizabeth warren. Nine to five, what a way to make a living barely getting by, its all taking and no giving ladies anladies and gentlemee welcome congressman tim ryan. Aint nobody tell me nothing thank you. laughter trevor what . Old town road . Thats your walkon song in are you running for president or trying to go viral on tick tock . What are you doing . Dont get me wrong, i love that song, but old town road doesnt make you souped like a professional anything. Like, if i walked in on my accountant and he was playing that song while doing my taxes, i would be like, uh, ill take my chances with the i. R. S. laughter giving a politician only five minutes for a speech is not enough. Its like telling a vegan they can only post ten times a day online about how theyre vegan. And because the organizers knew all politicians would go over their time, they took a page from the oscars and used music to mangkhut them off. As a new yorker anyone who doesnt have insurance has health care. Or planet and country, no obstacle we cant overcome. And where we finally put an the public theaters free shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing runs through june 23rd and orange is the new black returns for its final season on netflix july 26th to sexism, racism, homophobia and religious bigotry, thank you all very much. Trevor Bernie Sanders is a legend. Hes louder than any music you can play over him. laughter when it comes to bernie, he plays the music off. Sno la, la, carry on. I bet when he calls the music on his neighbors for playing music too loudly, they call the police on him for speaking too loud. 911, operator the operators wake up, bernie needs me bernie needs me the music was too inspirational. If you want to mangkhut democrats off and get them off stage. You cant make music that makes them sound like giving a speech to a rousing football team. You have to play music nobody wants to be associated with. Like r. Kelly. Or that cover album bill cosby did of r. Kelly songs. laughter after a weekend of campaigning in iowa. All weve learned about the Democratic Candidates is how bad they are at telling jokes and what their favorite songs are on spotify, and thats it. Unfortunately, thats what youre going to get when you have two dozen people running for president. Every event will be about sound bytes and catchy lines. When that happens, no one wins. The candidates dont win and the voters dont win because you near to informed. The only thing thats good about this weekend is for a weekend it doubled the number of black people in iowa. Thats it. So look, look cheers and applause if these Democratic Candidates want to be making an impact with what theyre saying, heres what they need to do youve got to focus youve got to connect with the people well be right back cheers and applause here i go again on my own goin down the only road ive ever known like a drifter i was born to walk alone youre a drifter . I thought you were kevins dad. 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Walkin like a taco driving over potholes hotter than a pot roast fingers on my hot chips red handed come on man now im a need some chopsticks i want it that way i want it that way the original, now its hot. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. Trump versus mexico. Last week, the battle over immigration escalated when trump threatened to impose tariffs on mexico, and even cancel taco tuesdays. audience reacts crazy the constitution gives him that power. Luckily, over the weekend, this happened. No monday morning tariffs on mexico. After President Trump clinched an 11th hour immigration deal for tougher enforcement, tweeting there is now going to be greater cooperation between mexico and the u. S. President trump announcing that the u. S. And mexico reached an agreement averting a potential economic crisis. Trevor yes crisis averted thank you trump. You realize this could have tanked the stock market, seriously hurt the u. S. Economy, but trump stopped it from happening and yes he was the one who caused the crisis to begin with, but thats not the point applause thats right give it up for trump yeah thats what i love about this guy. Anyone can be a good guy, anyone can be a bad guy. Not everyone can be both, huh . Hes bruce willis and the guys taking the building hostage. Thats who he is. Hes the kind of guy who starts the timer on the bomb and then, jesus, this sicko only gave us three minutes, weve got to get out of here. Why did you set the bomb in the first place . Its called tension, folks laughter as part of the new deal, trump says mexico is going to increase troops at the border, crack down on human smu smuggling and throm that quinceanera hes been asking for speaking spanish laughter the point is, trump made a deal. The only thing, is it may not actually be a new deal. Despite President Trump touting agreement as a new deal, just how new the terms are, thats up for debate. The New York Times reports that mexico had previously agreed to deploy its National Guard during highlevel secret talks back in march. Trevor this is just straightup hating for the New York Times, focusing on when the deal was actually made. Who cares if trumps new deal is actually an old deal. The point is it happened. When did it happen . New york times reminds me of my landlord. Always focusing on when i paid the rent. Trevor, when are you going to pay the rent . I paid you last month is this going to happen every month . I feel like this is black mail. Who cares if trump is taking an old deal and pretending its new. Its what holiday has been doing for years. Alladen, pet cemetery, dumb bo, it always works. Not always, last time i pitched my last at the truss movie starring the rock, and Stephen Speilberg told me to get outof his bedroom, whatever that means. laughter why would trump cancel his tariffs if mexico didnt give him anything new . Or bob its because things at home were getting mui caliente. The white house faced tough business because of this. A closed door meeting on tuesday. A couple of Trump Officials tried to lay out the president s view but faced brutal pushback from the gob g. O. P. , saying they could face an overturn the tariffs. Trevor trump was threatening mexico. Mexico threatening business, the businesses threatening g. O. P. , and the g. O. P. Threatening trump. He was going to lose this. Never get into a standoff with actual makes cans. Its too risky. French people french kissing will bust that tongue through the back of your head. You cant risk that one thing, a secret President Trump saying a secret part of the deal hasnt been announced, tweeting the u. S. Has a fully signed and documented part of the deal with mexico that will be revealed in the not too distant future. Trevor oooh a secret deal laughter so exciting. laughter like i wonder what it is, huh . Ah, what if america is making mexico the 51st state. Folks, they cant sneak into the country if theyre already in the country, Problem Solved i get it i get it yeah applause i also love how trump provided zero details about this deal. Man. He knows the best way to ep ties someone is to keep it vague. He probably learned that from r b singers, yeah, because they dont tell you exactly what they do. They just give it to you, like, girl, well, you know that thing you want . Well im going to give it to you. What is that . Well, i aint gonna tell you, girl, but youre gonna find it out. And then when you do, oooh, oooh well, when are you going to give it to me . I dont, girl, damn who are you . My landlord . Calm down well be right back well be right back pieces or cups . Pieces or cups . Pieces or cups . Pieces in cups man, were killing it over here, huh . Not sorry. Reeses. Masometimes yourng whenlast miller lite. Out, has a way of becoming your second to last. Miller lite. Hold true. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is a tony awardnominated actor you know from orange is the new black. Shes currently starring in the public theaters free shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing. Please welcome Danielle Brooks cheers and applause oh, wow i need to come here every day whoo you show so much love trevor this is the best audience, are you kidding me . They are cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the show and congratulations on everything that is happening. Were going final season of orange is the new black. I know. Trevor youve got a music video that came out which was amazing, by the way. You directed it. Yes. Trevor its phenomenal, such a beautiful song. On top of that, youre doing shakespeare in the park. Orange is the new black, first. Final season. Final season, are you watching . Trevor is it bittersweet . Are you watching . Trevor im going to binge. Good. Trevor it must be bittersweet because its been such a huge part of your life, and this is it. Its been seven or eight years for me. I was 22 when i started, im about to be 30 now. It completely changed my life as an actor, an activist, as a human being. Trevor right. So i owe the writer so much. Im so grateful that the world has fallen in love with tasty, and has fallen in love with me and allowed me to be myself, truly be myself through this character. Trevor thats beautiful. So im going to miss her, but its time to go. Trevor i think were going to miss her, but were going to love traveling with you on your upcoming journeys. Yeah. Trevor you are multitalented. Thank you. Trevor music, acting, directing, doing everything is in your future. Shakespeare in the park is something i wouldnt have expected because you had movie offers. Oh, yeah. Trevor and you were, like, no, im going to go do a free production in the park. I know. For nothing, jesus. laughter trevor why . Um, because i didnt know if this opportunity would ever come again gwen in my career, to play beatrice, to play the lead. The movie was a great movie but i wasnt the lead. I have to a romcom, and now i get to be in another romcom, speaking spak shakespeare, showg people i know what im doing, and to give an opportunity to young girls who look like me who say, yes, you can be dark skinned and think honey size 16, and you can do this, you can be a beatrice. And, so, thats why i took it, for no money. cheers and applause trevor people are loving your performance. People are raving about the production. Its in the park. Its a different world because i mean, like, there are some days where it rains. What do you do when it rains. Oh, my gosh, we perform in the rain. Trevor youre not covered. No, no covering for us or the audience. Its an 1,800 seat house. At least 1,000 people are still there to watch this show. Trevor thats amazing. Its crazy. It actually fuels us. Because people are so hyped and coming to see us. And were, like, yall dont want to go home . laughter and theyre so ready to hear the story, so you have to deliver everything youve got. Theres bugs, theres raccoons. Yes. laughter its a world of wonder out there. laughter but its been fun. I wouldnt have tak taken it bak for the world. Trevor shakespeare is one of the hardest things to perform, though. Its the language, everybody knowing it so well. Was in i of that daunting at all . No, its just getting the opportunity, because you know you have it within you, right . Trevor right. So to tell the story, its set in 2020, a small town outside or around atlanta, georgia. So im from south carolina. I just get to unpoll jetcally be who i am. If i am saying, oh, lord, hes going to hang upon him like a disease, i would be like, lord, hang upon him like a disease so make it relatable. Trevor its shakespeare, its now, its you. Its black cheers and applause trevor where do you go from here . I know youre actually going to the show. Where else do you go from here . What are your dreams and where do you want to see yourself headed . I want to do those things that surprise people like yourself. I didnt know you were going to go do shakespeare next. I want that to be every inch of my career where people say, wow, i didnt know she was going to do that. I want to be one of the best actors known to this generation. Trevor thats going to happen. Its amazing. The public theaters free shakespeare in the parks much ado about nothing orange is the new black returns, Danielle Brooks, everybody cheers and applause yesterday the beatles vanished from the world. Do you genuinely not know who the beatles are . Genuinely. Is this the insect beetles or the car beetles . [ hey jude by the beatles ] today only jack. Ive got a bunch of new songs. Will bring back their music. Whats this one called . Leave it be let it be im just listening to jacks new song. Let him be let it be that have made the rx crathe leading luxury suvogy of all time. Lease the 2019 rx 350 for 399 month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. cheers and applause trevor all right, thats our show for tonight. Thank you so much for tuning in. Here it is now, your moment of zen. The friendship treatment do you remember this . Planted by President Trump and french president emmanuel macron