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Lets take the dirt road off to the side. No, guys, no. Were just cooling down if they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff. And three, two, one jump no youre dead, youre dead, youre dead. Good jump. Youre barely alive. Okay, now nice cooldown. Check your pulse rate. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much, everybody and welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much take a seat take a seat take a seat, everyone our guest tonight, one of the stars of black panther and my movie mom Lupita Nyongo is here, everybody cheers and applause trevor but first, i dont know if youve noticed, but seems like, as donald trump becomes more and more unwoke, Justin Trudeau is compensating in the other direction. The only issue is the canadian Prime Minister keeps going too far. Canadas Prime Minister is under fire for his outfits observe his weeklong family trip to india. Trudeau got called out by one of indias most popular politicians who tweeted is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness a bit much now. We indians dont dress like this every day, sir, not even in bollywood. laughter trevor Justin Trudeau is the greatest. What is he doing . You look at the pictures, the indians look like they showed up for a diplomatic conference and he looked like he was auditioning for a show applause if this is what he does in india, i cant wait for the official visit to italy. Its me, trudeau laughter some people in india thought it was really sweet trudeau was trying to embrace indian culture, but others were offended, but a tiny percentage of the population, like a few hundred million. What would be funny is if trudeau was trying to apologize but too deep with the culture. in accent as canadian Prime Minister, so im sorry aboot what happened laughter trevor after the tragedy in a school in parkland, florida, lawmakers have been under pressure to respond to the children and parents affected by yet another mass shooting. So last night cnn rented an old wwe arena to host the town hall that brought together survivors with the elected officials. Off the bat, it was clear the survivors and families werent there to play nice. Senator rubio, i just listened to your opening and thank you, i want to like you. Heres a problem, and im a brutally honest person so im just going to say it up front, your comments this week and those of our president have been pathetically weak. cheering look at me and tell me guns were the factor in the hunting of our kids in this school this week and look at me and tell me you accept it and you will work with us to do something about guns. cheers and applause trevor yeah. That was a really powerful moment. And now, thanks to that father, we all know what marco rubios face looks like when hes crapping his pants. laughter that was basically how the town hall went all night. Marco rubio got less love at this thing than a eunuch at an orgie. The teenagers led the way. Can you tell me now you will not accept a single donation from the n. R. A. . In the name of 17 people, you cannot ask the n. R. A. To keep their money out of your campaign . In the name of 17 people i can pledge to you i will support any way that will prevent a killer like this from no, im talking about not accepting money from the n. R. A. In the future. I will always accept the help of anybody who greece with my agenda. Your agenda is protecting us, right . Trevor wow so awkward for marco rubio. He looked like a dad trying to explain to his son why he cheated on his mom. You know, cameron, sometimes a politician has needs and when the n. R. A. Opens their wallet, its so hard to resist one day you will understand. laughter rubio tried his best to explain his positions but you can tell he was out of sync with what was going in the room. Its not the loopholes, its the problem that once you start looking at how easy tots get around it you would literally have to ban every semiautomatic rifle thats sold. cheers and applause fair enough. Fair enough. Okay. Okay. Trevor okay, i see i just made your point. Okay. Okay. That was such an epic fail. Rubio said the solution like it was the problem. It reminded me of the reaction a lot of men had to the metoo movement. People were, like, if we carry on like this were going to live in a world where men cant even hit on their female staff, huh . Oh, that is what we want . Okay, fair enough. I misunderstood. I misunderstood, okay. applause now, usually, town halls are just an opportunity for politicians to spin the narrative and get their own talking points out, but these kids, these kids held rubios feet to the fire so hard that they got him to do something that most conservatives hate, evolve. I traditionally have not supported looking at magazine clip size, and after this and some of the details ive learned about it, im reconsidering that position, and ill tell you why. Trevor yeah, im not going to lie, im surprised these heckling teenagers got rubio to change his mind. Maybe bullying isnt that bad after all. laughter and in fact maybe thats how you get the rest of americas lawmakers to do anything, move the floor of the congress to the middle of a coliseum and best believe they will try to get things done. Every time they try to filibuster, release the lions and mcconnell will be, like, i dont want to be eaten by a lion again, lets just figure this out. Slow down, buddy, im all skin. laughter President Trump didnt como the town hall in florida but had his own listening session in the maralago of the north, the white house. Even once he came fully prepared, even bringing a note to tell him what emotions to feel. See there number five. I hear you. You know what . I feel bad for donald trump. You know we would have never seen that note if he just had bigger hands. We wouldnt have seen those words. Seriously, seriously, the guy is a stable genius but he cant remember to say i hear you . Its a listening session i feel like trump just brought the same notes he has been using every time he talks to melania. Donald, are you having an affair . First off, let me just say, i hear you. laughter now, yesterday, people mocked trump for needing crib notes to sound like a human being but to be honest i prefer trump using notes. And when he doesnt use them like today he says shit like this. I think a concealed permit for having teachers and letting people know there are people in the gun, in my opinion, you wont have these shootings because these people are cowards. Theyre not going to walk into a school if 20, maybe 10 or 40 of the teachers have guns. What i recommend is the people who do carry we give them a little bit of a bonus. audience reacts trevor man. America really is a special place. laughter for years, teachers have been asking for more pay and politicians have said they dont have enough money, but now the president is, like, if youre willing to cap some fools, were going to make it rain, yeah. applause and i like how President Trump calls it a bonus, too. Can you imagine teachers after a shooting being, like, oh, my god, i cant believe i had to shoot someone its, like, yes, its the hardest thing you will ever have to do and thats why youve earned this jam ba juice gift card excls there you go get something nice laughter there are so many practical issues with this plan i dont know where to begin, but honestly its not worth going through them all. If you decide the Teacher Needs to be locked and loaded during english glass, youre not trying to solve the problem, youre admitting defeat. I get that people are worried about School Shootings and i get some people think that if teachers have guns they can keep their students safe, but you do realize there are organizations that are training teachers to use guns and it might not be the perfect solution that you think. Drop your gun this is the point of view of an Elementary School principle. Firing at a mock gunman during a Simulated School shooting. During this training i saw one person shoot what would have been a student in a scenario. When you see that does it make you second guess to have this choice to have guns in schools . No. Its an accident we might take one but we might have saved 30, 440 other kids. audience reacts trevor good lord, america just went from no child left behind to sometimes little timmy gotta get got laughter im just saying if i was sending my kids to school i wouldnt want the principle to have the same rules as omar. Well be right back cheers and applause everyone has a thing. 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Honoring the Unsung Heroes of black history in another episode of cp time. cheers and applause oh. Welcome to c. P. Time. The only show thats for the culture. Now, normally, when you think about africanamerican innovation you think about the peanut, or booty twerking. But today were discussing the history of africanamerican innovators forgotten by time because black innovators have been contributing to americas economy from the beginning and, no, im not just talking about slavery. But lets talk about slavery. Jack daniels whiskey, for example. Now you might think this fine tennessee hooch was invented by some goofy assed white dude and to be fair jack daniels does sound like the name of a dude that fights raccoons, but did you know it was a slave who taught jack how to make whiskey . Thats right. Whiskey in the 1,850s was taught by a slave named nerus green. The whiskey was named after jack daniel even know green wanted to call it, hey, man, drink this shit to get your mind off of slavery. After the civil war, neris green became americas first black master distiller. So lets honor mr. Green and the fruits of his labor with a toast. Ugh damn, you got to make it burn wasnt your life hard enough . laughter now, on to the story of jerry lawson, a selftaught engineer who invented the video game cartridge. Before jerry lawson, the only video game you could play was pong. Look at this boring ass video game. Action packed. Jerry lawson with his invention gave black people an escape from racism, much in the same way neris green did with his jack daniels. So lets toast to neris green laughter ooh like a bitch. Mmm finally the last black innovator lonnie johnson, an Aerospace Engineer who in 1982 invented the supersoaker, an invention that brought joy to both children and wet tshirt contest audiences alike. 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Oh, thats thoughtful. Itll also read you the news, look up traffic, and tell you google voice your first meeting is at 9 00 a. M. And you know how sometimes youre in bed and you cant get out of it until you hear that one song that google voice okay, playing your get out of bed playlist. song from the lion king yeah, it can do that too. Its google home mini, and the rest of the google home family. trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an oscaraward winning actor who stars in the hit movie black panther. gunfire so primitive. Theyre idiots. The bullets wont penetrate what are you doing . Just drive. gunfire crashing sounds screamig trevor please welcome Lupita Nyongo cheers and applause trevor welcome back thank you trevor please, please, take a seat. Welcome back to the daily show. Thank you very much. Trevor so good to have you, and congratulations. Ive read numbers that say that black panther is on track right now and nine days to cross 500 million cheers and applause are you as over the moon as everyone else thats watched the movie . Yeah, probably a little higher. Trevor right. laughter yeah, no, its amazing, amazing what this film has been able to do. I mean, we could not have predicted this, you know. Trevor right. Not only that the box office is quite handsome, but, you know, the effect its having on the world. I mean, for the first time, ive seen people other people to go see the movie and things like that. Its become this community effort, and that is incredible. Trevor it really has connected with people on a level beyond just the superhero, because when you start with the basics, this movie is an amazing film. Black panther is an amazing marvel film, its a superhero film, but you dig into it and see the film is doing something for people, that is showcasing different faces and people. Is that something you were cognizant of when you were making the movie . Did you go, oh, this feels different and special when you were making it . Oh, yeah, for sure, from the start when ryan walked me through the story, i thought, this is something i want to see, a dream come true, you know, that we get to have a superhero thats african and hes fly, hes badass, hes intelligent, he has women all around him that are also badass i mean cheers and applause trevor you know what, and the women, thats the interesting part of the story for me is i wont spoil anything for anyone, but the women in this film arent like, its not women on the side, its not women that are subservant. Its, no, these women are kicking ass in different roles. cheers and applause in wakanda. Yeah trevor and theyre all individuals. You play i would say the Love Interest and inspiration in many ways to chala. When you were playing the character, what were you trying to give us when you were playing your character . I think ryan and to tell a different story about love, you know. In these kind of genres, the Love Interest is being pursued and shes won at the end and the b plot and doesnt have an effect on the main story. Ryan wanted to show us what it is to be in a different relationship and have agency in that relationship. Its not your average love story. Trevor and i think a lot of people who were history buffs who study african culture what they loved is black panther felt like it was a tip of the hat to african culture as it was intended where people were equal even though it was a patriarchal society, where people were going, like, no, no, women served a different role at someponent and had more in different cultures. When you play your character, you guys are badass and theres a scene that touches on something i thought was a rumor but i found out was true and that is no one had straightened hair in the movie, no one had, you know, hair that was, like, they used a curling iron on their hair. Yeah. Trevor why is that so important, is it important . It goes back to what is innately considered beautiful on the continent. You know, before the advent of the white man, black people on the continent were doing all sorts of things with their hair, right. Trevor right. So the idea of extensions and all that, that is not new, but the kind of shaming or rejecting of kinks and curls is new, and that did come with the white man. Trevor right. In this story wakanda, they dont know the first thing about the white world. Trevor right. So they emplace themselves. They have their own sense of what is beautiful and their own sense of augmentation and thats why you dont see any straight hair. Trevor tha i would be remiss if i let you go without speaking about the news that came out yesterday. Apparently you agreed to produce and star in a film about a young south african boy and his mother yes cheers and applause trevor first of all, i wanted to say thank you. When we first spoke about the book as a concept, you were, like, i love this book and story and everything about it. Well, youre not telling the truth, because the truth is i was on the set of black panther, and i got the book, i preordered it, got it, i read it and i sent you an email, and i said, trevor, please, would you do me the honor of letting me play your mother. applause trevor and then, and then i was, like, i dont know if it will work out. laughter and then she sent he a pic of her muscles and i said, yeah, thats my mom, you can do it. Im excited. Thank you for everything youre doing. Black panther is amazing. You are phenomenal. 500 million. Its going to be a billion dollars. See you in the sequel and everything. Yeah, thank you. Trevor black panther in theaters now. Lupita nyongo, everyone well be right back

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