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But first, alabama went to the polls today, and last night g. O. P. Candidate roy moore tried one last time to prove that he doesnt just love minors, he loves everybody. Roy moores wife kayla spoke at a rally tonight and said this about her husband. Fake news would tell you we dont care for jews. Ill tell you all this because ive seen it all. I just want to set the record straight while theyre here. cheers and applause one of our attorneys is a jew. applause trevor ahhh that is painful to watch. She just said the worst possible thing, and the worst thing is she thinks she nailed it. Look at that smile its like seeing a gymnast who thinks he did a perfect triple flip landing but he doesnt realize his pants got stuck on the bar. Thats what it looks like. I didnt end there. Fake news would also have you think that my husband doesnt support the black community. Yeah yet me husband appointed the very first black marshal to the alabama supreme court. Trevor oh, man, that was so awkward did you hear the one guy who cheered way too soon . Listen again. Fake news would also have you think that my husband doesnt support the black community. Yeah trevor yeah thats right you dont support the black oh, oh she says, fake news says my husband doesnt support the black Community Yeah but he gave a black guy a job oh, i thought we were doing the other thing oh, okay. But lets move on. As we speak republicans in congress are hammering out the final version of their tax plan, and this plan has something for everybody. If youre a corporation, you get a massive tax cut. If youre rich, you get to give your kids twice as much of your estate tax free. If youre poor you get is tied of green beans trump didnt want. Flap flap the architect is Steve Mnuchin. This is going to be the biggest tax cut and the largest tax reform in the history of our country. This is a big cut for the middle income and its going to create jobs and growth. The changeso the income tax system are meant to create middle income tax cuts and also make corporate and business tax competitive so we can bring back tons and tons of jobs and capital to this country. Trevor thats right. Some people can use the money to buy a new car. Other people can buy hinges to open their jaws. laughter so everything mnuchin said there sounds really cool. The economy growing, people having more money, seems like a nice idea. But the problem was bipartisan experts said the tax cuts he was describing were going to significantly add to americas debt. But mnuchin said, mnuhuh. Not only will it pay for itself, it will play down debt. The numbers will be transparent. It will be scored by the Treasury Department. We have over 100 people working on it. We have over 100 people in the tax group in nod ling area and theyre working around the clock running scenarios for us. Trevor mnuchin is saying those other people may have their opinions but numbers are open to interpretation, just depends on whos looking at them. For instance, when you read this murm youve 55,378,008. But i, a mathematical scholar see boobless. Right . And thats basically what Steve Mnuchin was doing. He was hoping his people could turn this tax plans true cost into boobless, which it turns out was not going to be easy, because while mnuchins team was working on boobless, congressmans nonpartisan joint committee on taxation found out the tax plan would actually add a trillion dollars to americas debt. Yeah, and a trillion more dollars of debt has most americans downing like dmx at his tax evasion trial. Hay, yo how we gonna pay for this . How we gonna pay . whoo laughter can we acknowledge d. M. X. Is so good, we never said this guy is barking in his songs. He was barking and we were, like, yeah, thats totally normal. You know how good you have to be at rap for people to acknowledge youre barking. Hi could me you, yo my dude and my people, me you and my hood and the what the actual fact crying like a baby, all the people know, never see d. M. X. , waaa and never be and never go barking laughter anyway, sorry. Yesterday yesterday, after months of hundreds of mnuchins people worked around the clock, lock jaw finally released his analysis sort of. After months of stalling, the Treasury Department releases a onepage, putting it in quotes, analysis on tax reform. They came out with one page. This analysis, i dont even think its 500 words. Trevor unbelievable this is the biggest tax plan in 30 years. You are the head of the Treasury Department and after hundreds of employees put in months of work, you give americans an analysis shorter than a twitter thread . Really . It would almost be more respectful if that page just said go bleep yourselves. laughter and you would think that if you only had to do one page of work, that page would be rock solid, right, because its just one page. As it turns out, mnuchin was not even mclose. What does one page finding from the treasury does other than cop fuse the debate im afraid is it claims the answer. It says were going to assume 2. 9 growth and then they back into how to get it there. No, this is way more optimistic than just about every other estimate thats out there. Trevor he just made up a number. Going to grow at 2. 9 percent where did you get that . Mni dont know. Just made it up . Mn bleep . For more, we turned to part time money lender and financial expert roy wood, jr. , everybody cheers and applause roy, not only do mnuchins numbers not add up but polls say this republican tax bill is super unpopular. Unpopular . No, bro. Ebola is unpop lay. Dater people your own age in alabama is unpopular. My choices of wardrobe in middle school were unpopular. This tax bill is trash say it with me, trevor, trash. Trevor yeah, but, roy, it makes sense, the bill gives rich people huge cuts and hurts average americans. At this h point, it seems like the only solution for the republicans is to rework the tax plan. No, no, dude, they dont have to rework anything, theyre just selling it wrong. The problem is theyre out here pretending the bill isnt for the rich. Stop fronting, ball out. Dont change the bill, change the message. Trevor what . Part of the fun of being rich is being able to rub it in the poor persons dustyassed face. laughter the republicans whole attitude about the tax plan should be, hey, look, america, check this, we just signed paperwork, we about to be stunting on you broke bitches, we riding clean, flossing, getting in my private yet, all you broke ass middle class haters about to be sitting on struggle and if any of your punk ass democrats have anything to say, i ride with my mother bleep s. E. C. Amendment and im going to make sure all your kids go broke cheers and applause thats what the republicans should say. Trevor i mean, thats cool and ive theme, roy, but there is no which that would work. You cant get people on your side if youre bragging about getting rich in their face. Clearly youve never heard of hiphop. laughter when you think about it hiphop and republicans have a lot in common. They even came up the same. Old School Republicans like link uprepublicans, they stood up for the same things as old school hiphop. Community, justice, power to the people, now its just about getting paid i mean, tax cuts for private jet owners and alcohol distributors . Thats basically a 2 chainz video laughter look at this. Look at these rappers. Now look at mnuchin and his wife. applause the only difference is that mnuchins money sun cut, which is a little weird because its hard to make it rain when you just going to throw a sheet of money. laughter republicans, america aint mad at you for wanting to get rich. Were mad at you for pretending this is about the middle class. Just tell the truth, stop bull bleep and sell your lavish lifestyle the same way rappers do. All you need is a dope ass beat. The tax cuts and jobs act as amended is passed. Tax cuts on my private jet. Passed. Private school. Prases. Look at your broke ass. Passed. Corporation. Bass. Drilling for oil. Passed. Cut for health insurance. Passed. Double how much teachers can write you have. Passed. Not a single democrat that thought it was a good idea. Passed. You complain about process when youre losing and thats what you heard on the floor tonight. Its passed. Trevor roy wood, jr. , everybody well be right back cheers and applause that was just aight for me. Yo, checi mean,t dawg. You got the walk. You got the stance. But i wasnt really feeling it. You know what, im not buying this. You gotta come a little harder dawg. You gotta figure it out. Eh, i dont know. Shaky on the walk, carriage was off. Randy jackson judging a dog show. I dont know dawg. Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money lisa saved by switching to geico. Wow performance of the night. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Then he tried tostitos scoopsl foand salsa. And started following them in real life. Hey, mike. sup . Oh. Tostitos. Bring the party. Whats yfat amy. . You call yourself fat amy . She has no underwear on. Oh my god shes turning. No. [ screaming ] please just retire. Is that like a intimidation thing because world war 2. Boom. One last show together. Your gonna miss me when im gone becca. What are you doing . If you cry, im gonna cry. Im not doing it. Dont make that face. This is my regular face. Your gonna miss me when im gone rated pg13. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Not just in america but all over the world bullying is a huge problem, and this week we saw another painful example. Standing up for keaton, the powerful video millions are sharing. There is growing support for young keaton jones. The boy talking about being bullied at his Tennessee School in an emotional video that has quickly gone viral. What did they say to you . What did they do to you at lunch . They call me ugly. They say i have no friends. Trevor man, every time i see that video, it makes me sad. I look at that poor kid, you know, people have bullied him. We can all relate in some way because everyone has been bullied in their life. And if you havent, its because youre the bully, you asshole. laughter looking back, im going to lie. Im a little conflicted about bullying because i think bullies helped shape me. If it current pore them punching me and stealing me money, i would have never found the outlet thats coldy, got on the the daily show and made the money to give to the bullies because they made me give it to them in perpetuity. I dont know why i signed the bully contract. laughter it is a little weird what parents will film their kids doing. The kid is crying. Tell me what happened, sweetie. Let me choose a better filter. Okay, go on. This time dab at the end. Go on. laughter but you have to sympathize, the video brought out the best in people all the way to hollywood. Celebrities, politicians and athletes offering words in encouragement. Some of the biggest names in pop news weighing in, katy perry you are a legend. Chris evans and mark ruffalo who made captain america and the hulk send their support. Stay strong keaton, you are my own personal hero. Trevor what would have been dope is if they showed up to school in ko costume and beat the bleep out of the bullies. applause you know why, no one would believe the bullies. They would be, like, i swear captain america beat me up yeah, whatever, man. But its still the internet, less than a day into the story this happened. The feelgood story of celebrity support for 11yearold keaton jones has taken an unfortunate turn. Keatons mom is surrounded by controversy herself. The spotlight on to keaton cast a spotlight on kims post where she held a confederate flag. She posted the flag and bullied people who complained about slavery. The only two photos on my entire planet that i am anywhere near a confed rat flag, it was ironic, it was funny. Trevor you know, white people, heres a word of advice, a black person posing happily with a confed rat flag would be ironic because then its, like, ha ha, im not the person you would expect to see standing with this. But with a white person in tennessee its more, like, ha ha, this checks out. laughter so this is how the story evolved. A kid gets bullied, everyone rallies, people start digging up dirt on his mom, and people are asking, should we support the kid . Is it fair to judge a child by the sins of their parent . Should people post anything that night embarrass them online . Private space, public space . Looking at the internet . And thats the weird thing, this conversation were having spiraled out of control, its, like, what were we talking about again . Bullying. Yeah, thats what we started talking about and feels like that was so long ago. Thats the internet. Cant seem to solve the problem without creating five more. Honestly, if it wasnt for porn, i dont know if it would be worth it. laughter well be right back. cheers and applause music playing heineken has been they know about tradition. 3. My favorite tradition . You shouldnt have. Exchanging gifts. I actually brought these myself. Theres more behind the star. And roomba from irobot gets to work using two multisurface brushes and powerlifting suction to grab and remove everything from fine dust to large debris. Daily dirt doesnt stand a chance. You and roomba from irobot. Better together. [[ screaming ] } [ gasp ] people who need help with hauntings, come to me. But this house, is my familys house. Im gonna find it and im gonna finish it. Elise, theres someone right in front of you. I dont see anything. [ screaming ] insidious the last key. Rated pg13. Trevor trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is a writer and actor who stars in Better Call Saul and can be seen in the critically acclaimed new movie the post. Call from another phone. 6175974580. 6175974580. Hello. Yeah, im looking for yeah. Hey, ben. Its dan. Dan. Its good to hear your voice. Yeah, its been a while. Trevor please welcome bob odenkirk. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the show. Thank you so much. That was so nice. Thanks. Trevor what a pleasure to have you. Before we begin, congratulations, golden globe nomination Better Call Saul cheers and applause its a crazy honor. The show has gotten a lot of great attention, you know, and im just surrounded by excellence on that show, so i take it for the whole cast and crew. Trevor as a big fan of breaking bad im glad you didnt judge or binx the whole thing, go with a spin, like, whats going on here . They didnt c. G. I. Me a different body. Yes, well, i never thought about how wrong it could go until the put the billboards up. Trevor is that a moment where you look and say, oh i didnt think about it. They put the giant billboard up after we shot the season, its coming on in two weeks, and i thought, wow, they could hate us so much. Trevor but people didnt hate you. No, they give us every chance. The audience has been so wonderful. Trevor we see you go from comedy to Better Call Saul, breaking bad and now into a movie with meryl streep and tom hanks, the post. This is the moment. Trevor is there a moment where you go, like, meryl streep and tom hanks . Right here, right now. Trevor oh, this is it . laughter its crazy. Its a crazy thing, and im very honored to be with this company, and its just a real amazing film, because it has its about something,eth about many things. Trevor right. And its a fun Stephen Speilberg movie. Its crazy its about this real true moment in american history, in 1971, where the pentagon papers, this report on vietnam that had been hidden by the government was sort of secreted out and published by the new york times. They were shut out by the white house, then they went off the washington post. The post had to struggle with the government to post them and get the information out that the public paid for. Trevor i know Stephen Speilberg had said he had to make the movie in six months because he didnt want to wait years, this was a movie for the times. When you were researching for the role, surely there was a part of you that saw this as well as what people were afraid would end up happening in currentday america. Its about so many things that are happening now, and nixon was the president. By the way, in this movie, nixon was played by nixon. They use his actual phone calls for him, and you get to hear them. Its amazing because he tears into the press and he really want to put people in jail. He wants to put journalists in jail and shut down these newspapers. So its a real fight, and its happening again right now, so its incredibly relevant, and its about so many things, and its a suspense movie and its got, you know, humor in it and its just a real fun project to be a part of. Trevor its a powerful piece because it also speaks to what your character was doing and that was risking everything to hold the government accountable through the press. Do you, like i mean, since youve done the movie, im sure its changed your view or amplified it. Do you see that as something the press is tasked with doing . Is it really that important . Absolutely. Were all asking ourselves a little bit what is the job of the press, what are the ideals and standards that we should be pursuing . And theyre all in this movie, and i think thattates great time to look at journalism and take it seriously and ask what the highest ideals of journalism are. Ben bagdikian is the one who said, in real life, the only way to assert the right to accomplish is to accomplish, which is to say, in order to own that right that is in the bill of rights, we need to share the information that weve sourced and backed up as best we can. We need to put it out there. Thats the job of the press. applause trevor its a powerful movie. Its so wonderful having you. The post opens in select theaters december 22 and nationwide january 12. Bob odenkirk, everybody. Well be right back cheers and applause train whistle blowing aunt joy . I want a rabbit. What about you . Well, i want an iphone. Make sure you get that on verizon. Its the most awarded network ever. And if anyone asks, i want a bigger train next year. vo give the gift of any iphone and get up to 300 off. Trevor thats our show for tonight. Stay found for the opposition with Jordan Klepper coming up next. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. Draino draino draino i made it out of clay and when its dry and ready a draino i shall play. [ cheers and applause ] jordan butz in the seats and pencils down, this is the opposition. It is already tuesday, december 12able and my guest tonight is one of the fcc commissioners who will be voting on Net Neutrality this thursday, jessica rosenworcel. [ cheers and applause ] jordan tonight is the first night of hanukkah, to celebrate i have my hanukkah themed christmas tree. And to

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