Sports car maker. Trevor oh yeah, the next fast and furious is going to be lit you know, its a nice gesture from alam bore genee to the pope but st a little weird to have his hoaliness driving a supercar because i dont care you who you are, that [bleep] changes you, im not saying the pope will stop doing his good day, im like where is the pope, there he is. Hes going like fourth lets see that, come on, come on, wouldnt it be fun if he still watches fees feet but now uses crystal, oh yeah, bring out the feet, bring out the feet. Now unfortunately, unfortunately that wont happen because the pope being the pope, hes auctioning off the car to charity, yeah. Which is great. And it is a little suspicious that the charitys name is cars for popes. Im just saying. Now to be honest i feel like the pope should have kept the lamborghini because with so many Sexual Harassment stories coming out it is the only way he will make it to all of the confessionals. Breaking news democratic senator al franken is being accused of groping a radio news anchor in 2006. There is is a picture of that, and also she says that he kissed her without her consent. Trevor al franken, hashtag youtoo . And that face doesnt help. Like he clearly thinks its funny in that moment. Shes not in the joke. Shes asleep. And to be honest, like even if there wasnt a woman in that picture, that pose is its own crime. Like if i saw franken doing that in the supermarket i would be like hey, leave that fruit alone. If i saw him in hitly i would be like get away from that to you we are, you creep, you okay, pisa, all right, man. So al, what do you have to say for yourself. Franken released a statement reading in part, i dont know what was in my head when i took that picture and it doesnt matter. There is no excusement irlook at it now and i feel disgusted with myself. It isnt funny, its completely inappropriate. Trevor you know what, at least he apologized and that apology seems sincere. I just didnt like the accompanying photo. Im not going to lie. But you know the story, the story is another example of how at all levels, at all levels we men have been complicit in perpetuating the culture that devalues women. I dont care who you are, democrat, republicans, black, white, rich, poor, men. Because you forget, its not just al franken in the picture. Its the guy who is taking the picture. You know, his billy bush, who is that guy. And now this story, is bad on its own. But its em lebad in the context of the weak that weve been having. Which until today was dominated by the man most wanted by mall cops, roy moore. At bama Senate Candidate who is facing multiple allegations including Sexual Harassment, Sexual Assault and misconduct with underaged girls. And every day the list just keeps getting longer. Nine women have now come forward publicly with varying degrees of allegations against roy moore ranging from inappropriate flirting to Sexual Assault. Gena richardson worked at the mall and she said moore hit on her. Telling the Washington Post, moore called her at her high school, gena, this is roy moore. I was like what . He said what are you doing. I said im in trig class. Trevor that is the strangest conversation ever. Yeah, shes right to be like what . That poor girl by the way this was in 1977, dont forget no cell phones. Like she probably got called to the Principals Office to take this call. Yeah, they probably told her hey there is a call for and she is like oh no, did my grandmother die, no, its roy moore and shes like oh man, i wish my grandmother died. Like this guy was analog creeping in her dm. Dude was probably fa dprksing, dick pics back in it the dayment and now even with all of these accusations, there is at least one person still out there fully defending roy moore. The person he pays to defen him, his lawyer. Trent garmon, remember roy moore himself was a chief justice of the Alabama StateSupreme Court so when he hires a lawyer, its not going to be some ambulance chase we are cable tv ads like have you been hurt in a dog attack. Im trent garmon, have you been hurt in a dog attack. laughter applause . Trevor thats his lawyer. Which is probably why this afternoon moore chose to speak for himself. The day we got a call from one big magazine that yall recognize if i say the name, i dont want to say it. But they got a call that said, asked me to step down from the campaign. Well, i want to tell you who needs to step down. Thats right. S that a mitch mcconnell. Come onk. Trevor yeah whooo get em, roy whooo now you see that is another way to do it. Yeah, al franken is going with the whole im sorry, im going to look at myself. I understand this disgusting, thats so boring. This guy is like you know who needs to step down for what i did, someone else whooo thats living life. And i wish i could say that what roy moore is trying will never work. But it has already worked. Lets be honest t is pretty of the trump play book. You blame your accusers, you claim sabotage and then you [bleep] on mitch mcconnell. That will work forever. Like 2,000 years from now alien politicians will be like mitch mcconnell. A oh and by the way, by the way, alabama voters theyre not going to ditch roy moore. One of the biggest reasons is because his people have used another trick from the trump play book. Make all of the news fake news. Mudding the waters even more in alabama, a bogus robo call. This suspicious message pretending to be from the the Washington Post which broke the story about moores accusers. This is Bernie Bernstein im a reporter for the Washington Post. Calling to find out if anyone at this address is female between the ages of 54 to 57 years old willing to make damaging remarks about candidate roy moore for a reward of between 5,000 to 7,000. Trevor all right, im going to go out on a limb and say this Bernie Bernstein is not a real Washington Post reporter. I dont even know what that accent was. It sounded like a guy trying to do a new york jewish voice based on hearing a friend describe a woody allen movie. Like obviously there is no Bernie Bernstein from the washton post. Like people are being paid for this, really . Someone who is out there is paying people to make up stories about roy moore. Like what is phone ringing . Trevor i dont know who this is. Hello . Hello, trevor boychik. How can you say that Bernie Bernstein isnt real, its me oy vez mear. Trevor im sorry who is it. Its the Washington Post reporter Bernie Bernstein, who else should it be . Trevor im sorry, something is not right about this, hold on, you sound like are you nearby, where did you say were you calling from. Not all all, friend. Im calling from the Washington Post. Im Bernie Bernstein. Im a real person. I am a very jewish person. applause . Trevor really . applause really . Trevor, may i Say Something to start off. Trevor using a flip phone, jon. Im old. I was actually just trying tro promote night of too many stars on hbo and its a benefit to raise money for Autism Services and there are a lot of great people and i i just wanted to come by and thank you for doing something to help raise money for the autism benefit as well. Trevors actually doing something for it as well. applause . Trevor i feel like we can all do something. You dont need antisemmityism to come on the show, could you have just asked me. I dont need it, i just like it that way. Its how i function best. Trevor but thats right, like here is the daily show we decided to ravel off a chance for someone at home to be interviewed by me here on our set. What . Trevor yeah, thats right. What . Trevor i will fly you and a friend. A friend. Trevor a friend. I will put up in a hotel and then we can sit down at this very desk and talk about anything you want. Just go to omaze. Com trevor and make a donation. Thats an unbelievable prize. And i will tell you why. I watch this show. And youre very good at it. Trevor well, thank you. applause . Trevor if you dont mind me asking, like what have you been up to. I live out there in the wilds of jersey, raising the animals, doing the thing there, so its you know, the badlands as it were. Trevor so you are raising animals so you are basically in africa and i am in america. Like we flipped lives, thats what happened here. I have to take this. Yes, hello, this is Bernie Bernstein. applause . Trevor john stewart, aka Bernie Bernstein, everybody. 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We, should be together what if everyone could find everything that matters . Tile. Its what busch is known for. What are you known for . Oversharing. In fact, i have this thing. Nope. Nope. [sfx buschhhhh] skipper, lets see what the colokay. Got you. [laughter] a kfc 5 fill up. Yes [laughter] colonel did she like it . I got one, too. And honey, the colonel didnt leave us out. Colonel she liked it, right . Its a 20 family fill up its a great homecooked meal that we dont have to home cook. Colonel man, i nailed it this year. Its Finger Lickin good. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. You know, every now and again its nice to catch up on new stories that you know are funny. And we decided to do this in a segment we call in other news. With all the Sexual Harassment stories coming out i thought why not kick this off with a story about mutually pleasurable, consensual sex. Two lions were recently caught in the act at the National Parks in kenya but this wasnt your average instance of mating. That is because both of lions were male, the head of kenya film Censorship Board ease eke yal matua called for the lions to be isolated on noafer 2 he told the nie robi news these animals need counseling because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the National Parks and behaved badly. Trevor this kenyan politician thinks that these lions learned this from gay people . Like this is either homophobia on another level or gay people are incredible animal trainers. I cant even get pie dog to sit and theyve got these lions 69ing, really . Or maybe, or maybe hes just jealous because i know im jealous. I mean look at that guy, huh . Look at that guy. I ever been so satisfied you lost control of your tongue laughter what kuna matata. I would love to be on that safari. Mommy, are those lions making babies, no, sweetie, theyre just having a good time. Now, now, kenyan politicians have actually threatened to isolate these lions. Thats what they said. Arrest them and isolate them from one another. But i say why not just send them down under. Big celebrations celebrationa today as parliament votes to legalize samesex marriage, more than 60 of answers voted yes to gay marriage in a survey, that would make australia the 26th country to formalize samesex unions. Trevor yeah, whooo applause give it up for australia. But at the same time, its like only now . How could a country who invented the hemsworth not be cool with men admiring men. And whatever theyre putting in the water in australia is clearly workingment because it is even making rappers woke. Rapper drake up there on stage killing it in his show in australia and all of a sudden he stops. And he does it to call out an audience member who he believes was groping a woman. Watch it. If you done stop im going to come down there and [bleep]. Wow. applause wow. Drake, stopping a concert to stop a man who was har wassing a woman. Im not going to lie, like im impressed. Its a little weird though for a rapper to be doing this because hes like stop disrespecting women. All right, now where was i, all my bitches all my horks, hoe, and my hoe and pie bitches and my hoes. I would be like this is the ultimate paradox for being woke and rappingment but still, kudos to drake for leading by example. If you see someone [bleep], dont just Say Something, do something. You know yeah. applause to all men. There were two things that surprised me about this story. One that drake stopped his performance to call out a man who was groping a woman. And two, that al franken goes to drake concerts. Yeah. Well be right back. Every morning, i thought i had to make a choice. Do i use a toothpaste that whitens my teeth or one. Thats good for my teeth . Now i dont have to choose my dentist told me about new crest whitening therapy. 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Trevor welcome to the show. Thank you. Trevor i feel like we all miss you man, we miss you everywhere. Yeah. Trevor we miss you on key peele and now are behind the camera so we miss your face, how is your face doing. My face is okay, im keeping it together. I have a five month old year old so there is vomit on it sometimes. Trevor you have a five month old. Have i a five month. Trevor like your own. I have my own. Trevor kus you never know, could be like i just have one, found one on the street. Congratulations, give it up for the man. Im a daddy. Trevor wait, wait, wait. Let me ask you this, you have a five month old. Yes. Get out is a. Trevor get oul cost four and a half Million Dollars to make and went on to make 253 million. So you you had an amazing 2017. This was, its never going to beat 2017. In deficit or in fun. And the best of course was having my son. Trevor right. Baby beau but the second best was hearing audiences respond to this movie that you know for me for so long was a passion proswrect of like i want to make the horror film that i i wished somebody would make for me. My Favorite Movie that doesnt exist. Trevor right. And it worked. And people, the conversation has been just awesome. Trevor with the golden globes, im sure you saw people online going crazy and they were like wait, why is get out being considered for best comedy. Like get out is not a comedy, get out is not a comedy and then you tweeted out, get out is a documentary. Yeah. Trevor so some people are like wait, they are like wait, what, jord an, we were going drama what are you doing, are you throwing us off. How do you frame the film . Thats the thing. Its not a film that can really be boiled down to a genre. Its, you know, there is sat irical elements, dramatic elements, the movie i set out to make was a horror. And so that is what i call it. Social thriller. Trevor right. Is also what i call it but i am like why do we have to call it anything. Its get out its true. Trevor and then let me ask you this, thanksgiving is coming up, do you think that now there is going to be, you know, mixered couples going to each others houses where its just like okay, okay, i see you. I see you looking at me. Yeah. Trevor have you made it uncomfortable, you 4eu. I kind of hope so. laughter i love, i love provoking. I love a little bit of mischief. But you know, this movie was about accessing things that felt right and felt true. And you know, the part of the movie i had never seen in a film before is the party sequence. Trevor right. Hes at the party and the one black guy at the party with a bunch of old white people. And its like this Assembly Line of people coming up to him being like i know tiger. I know tiger. Or you know, what is your basketball team. Trevor right. That kind of thing. And that is, you know, that is what, you know, i think people usually associate the word racism with, you know, the typical. Trevor of course, the klan, the torch, the madness. Jews will not replace us style racist which is right. They are racists. But i wanted to point out that you know, a lot of people who claim that they dont have racism are still participating in this system that is oppressive. And that puts people in the sunken place. Trevor before i let you go, where do we see you now . What are you looking forward to directing. I mean the world is your oyster right now. Okay so im a lot of projects. I want to first of all with my Production Company monkey paw production. Im going to thank you. One person, mom, thank you. laughter im going to help other artists, other voices that i havent seen represented get to tell their stories. Because i think thats important. Im going to make another movie with universal. Im going to make another thriller. applause social thriller. Trevor right. An thats what i am going to do. Trevor im excitessed. Im going to pitch get out 2rbgs you dont have to say yes or no now. It is a story about a black doctor who gets tricked into wrex its working for the white house and hes like, es as in the sunken place all the time and. Is he capable of performing brain surgery on himself . Trevor thats how they thats the neck level of the whole thing. Thats the guy. Trevor and hes like, im not racist, im just black. Its just going to be an amazing movie. Thank you. Trevor 250 million. Get out. Is available. Is available. Jordan peele, everybody. Verizon and google have teamed up on the pixel 2. Its like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. I like oil and balsamic. vo get up to 50 off the pixel 2 on googles exclusive wireless partner, verizon. Introducing the allnew delivery pouch from pizza hut. Thanks to three layers of thermal insulation, your pizza arrives ovenhot. Its like having our oven right in your kitchen. Well, pretty close. Try it with the best pizza delivery deal. Large, 2topping just 7. 99. No one out pizzas the hut. Trevor thats our show for tonight, jordan clep certificate up next, here is your moment of zen. You have ever experienced Sexual Harassment in the workplace as an ambitious woman in public life . You know, i think a whole lot of people know that im probably packing. So i dont think theres a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me. R jordan oh, how the high and mighty have fallen. Earlier today, radio news anchor Leeann Tweeden accused minnesota senator and liberal smugmuffin al franken of groping her without consent on a u. S. O. Tour in 2006. And like all the best stories, this one came with a picture. This afternoon, franken apologized to tweeden and called for an ethics investigation on himself. Classic progressive gets accused of Sexual Harassment and is the first one to call for his own ethics probe. laughter we get it, al, youre woke. But as this photo proves, not everyone is as wide awoke as