Trevor from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah my guest tonight here to perform her new song margo price is joining us, everybody cheers and applause but first, while President Trump spent his entire morning rage tweeting republican senators, the first lady was observe the road to fight bullying. First Lady Melania Trump kicked off a week of inclusion as part of national end bullying month at a middle school. I encourage you to make a friend, ask what they like, what their hobbies are, so nobody will be sad, stressed, and everybody feels included. Trevor okay, wait, like, whats going on with the tiny microphone . Is it that it normally looks bigger in trumps hands . Is that what it is . laughter seriously, i also cant help but be impressed with melania. It takes balls to kick off an Antibullying Campaign in a middle school in detroit. Thats like roast central. laughter i heard eminem was invited along and he was, like, nah, dawg, i got feelings. Id rather stay in this parking garage, this is a safe space. laughter i have been to middle school in america before and those kids dont play games. I bet she was like, hello, keds ids. And a kid was, like, why do you speak like terminators mom . Wouldnt it be like a roast where melania claps back, okay, detroit sucks. Im in blacks novinia. You know what im talking about. Ive thrown away shoes thats worth more than this piece of bleep you call a school. You happy now . You happy . Please apply ointment to sick burns. Now i drop the mic. That would have been fun, but it didnt happen. applause but lets move on. Lets move on to the continuing saga of the former fox news host and current basement podcast host bill oreilly. Yesterday we learned that in january oreilly had to pay 32 million of his own money to settle a Sexual Harassment suit. But according to oreilly, its not what it looks like. Bill oreilly going on offense defending himself in the wake of new bomb shells tied to the Sexual Harassment allegations hes faced. Bottom line on this is that my enemies who have to to silence me have made my life extremely difficult. Anybody who doesnt like me will believe all the stuff that the smear merchants put out because they want to believe it. Trevor no, man, we believe it because you paid 32 million on Sexual Harassment cheers and applause thats why we believe it. 32 million they say you can tell a lot about someone by what they spend their money on. For instance, last month, i spent 300 on video games. I know, im not proud. And my enemies will call me a bitch ass newb who camps, but i cant lie, i like video games. 32 million . Oreilly could have made hes own madea movie for that money but if he puts on a dress he might sexually ha res himself. Dont do it. laughter im sorry im stuck on this. Its an amazing amount to pay out especially if youre not guilty. In a recorded interview with the New York Times oreilly gave a somewhat odd explanation. This is crap and you know ut. Its politically and financially motivated, and we can prove it with shocking information. But im not going to sit there in a courtroom for a year and a half and let my kids get beaten up every single day of their lives by a tabloid press who can sit there, and you know it. Trevor so let me get this straight. You have evidence shocking evidence that would totally exonerate you, but youre not going to go to court because it will hurt your kids . As opposed to whats happening now . You know how phony that sounds, right . I would take this to trial, but the idea of my kids hearing a judge declare me not guilty would be too much for them applause look, i dont know about oreillys kids, but if oreilly were my dad, i would just rather he gave me the 32 million. I can handle some bad news for 32 million. People would be, like, trevor doesnt it hurt to see your dad get beaten up by the media . Yeah, yeah, i watched the news in my private jet. It really hurt, man, but ill be okay. Now, oreilly hasnt released any shocking evidence. What he did try and do was make it seem like all his former colleagues were completely cool with him. Just one small problem, they have twitter. Yesterday, oreilly posted thank you notes on his web site from megyn kelly and former fox host Gretchen Carlson from the time when they worked october. In kellys note she called oreilly a true friend and mentor and carlin writes thank you so much for supporting me, thank you for being on my friend. Carlsen responded on twitter to all this saying, so what, still paid 32 million. laughter trevor oh bill oreilly is over, man, because now anyone can win an argument against him by just saying 32 million. Hell be screaming, i didnt order the calamari i ordered the shrimp scam pi sorry, 32 million, whatever, man. laughter bill oreilly blamed his enemies, the media and colleagues for his situation. There is basically no one left for him to blame which is why he went up. Am i mad at god . Yeah, im mad at him. I wish i had more protection. I wish this stuff didnt happen. I cant explain it to you. Yeah, im mad at him. Trevor wow. Hes mad at god . Hes mad at god for not protecting him . This is one of those times that i wish we could hear what god has to say. crashing thunder, angels singing oh, wow trevor its god ladies and gentlemen, its god i cant believe this hello trevor ladies and gentlemen, give it up for god cheers and applause what up, heathens . laughter trevor wow, god, thank you so much for gracing us with your presence. I have so many questions. The hurricanes, why did the hurricanes aaaah, dont blame that on me. That is climate change. I made hurricanes, you supersized them. I came to talk about bill oreilly and why he dragged my ass into his drama. Trevor you had nothing to do with what happened to bill oreilly . Yeah, in fact, ive had nothing to do with humans, any of yall, basically, since the titanic. Trevor the titanic . Yeah, that was on me. They were bragging about it, like, god himself could not sink this ship. And i was, like, oh, what about these icebergs . Huh . laughter applause you want water . Frozen water, bitch, lets go laughter so i decided to step away from the game for a while is that i get you felt bad. If you stepped away, what brings you back . I came down to tell bill oreilly to keep my name out of his mouth laughter applause bill oreilly did this to himself. And now hes mad at me . Hasnt this monster ever heard of personal responsibility . Creepy old man applause cheering actually, i know he has. I got the tapes. Personal responsibility, thats what its all about. Because im a big personal responsibility guy. The greater food is served by more personal responsibility. I think personal responsibility, you know personal responsibility is not wiped away because your circumstance is bad. Yeah, thats right. I got roku, bitch. Trevor from your mouth to your ears. God, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause its a good, good, good time to be alive. Oh yeah. Pizza with pepsi. Delicious. Ahhh. From only real ingredients. Oh my gosh, you did it. 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But some say there are larger problems with the great lakes than my pee. I headed over to find out. The great lakes are in danger. Right here we have 20 of the worlds pressure surface water and its being polluted and has been polluted. Its created this kind of toxic cocktail that actually knocked out the Drinking Water for about 500,000 people. Speaking of toxic cocktail, ever had a bud lite lime . No. But this is serious. Its freshwater, its sustenance, what people need to live, okay. As egan explains in his book, its not just the great lakes thats under threat, its the entire ecosystem. The biggest problem facing the great lakes is the idea of invasive species, foreign organisms making their way into lakes. I like what . Asian carp. Like a hyundai or toyota . The asian carp are a serious deal, they squeeze out other fish species and also jump. Like off of bridges . Im trying to talk about carp here. Carp with a p. Got it. And for egan, these foreigners didnt belong in the great lakes. Were not going to be able to get rid of any foreign species that gets established in the lake. Lets be honest, these foreign invaders, theyre doing the jobs that the species already there in the beginning dont want to do. Thats not true. Theyre actually taking the food away from the native species. You want to keep it with whos already here . Yeah, i think thats important. Youre the steve bannon of great lakes, basically. I wouldnt look at myself that way. Right. Well, i would. Luckily, obamas Great Lakes Restoration Initiative allocated federal funds to protect Drinking Water and native fish species for future generations. But one of the first things trump did was try to eliminate money for the Great Lakes Restoration Initiative. He probably doesnt like the fact the five lakes are greater than him and one even superior. Its not just trump that doesnt give a bleep about these lakes, egan warrants its all of us. Lakes have a secondclass status when it comes to cam pairing them to oceans. If you drown in a lake, youre a drunk idiot. But if youre lost at sea, its romantic. Yeah yeah, i think the oceans tend to get a little more National Love than the great lakes. Thats right, oceans. Not only do they receive way more funding than lakes, researchers believe our brains are wired to love oceans. Plus theyre just cooler. Oceans get pixar movies, theme parks and better celebrities. Its the marketing. The problem is the word lake. Dan, weve talked a lot and its been frankly nigh nightmary boring to me. Whats the solution. The solution is to turn the lakes into oceans. Youre goddam right. But the issues but if we call great oceans, now were on to something. I dont know. Nice job. Thanks, dan. Your book, want it back in im not going to finish it. My mission is clear, make people believe the endangered lakes are actually oceans. When i look across Lake Michigan, i cant see the other side. Whos to say its not an ocean . Its a lake. bleep dan. This is an ocean, dan. I cant really abide by that instant transformation. Get your head out of your bleep book for one second and use your heart and feel. I feel ocean. Le i feel seasick. I dont feel lake sick. Its not just any lake. Its a great lake but a lake. I was fight ago losing battle. The great lakes are world famous for being lakes. I needed to start smaller, a like nobody cared about like silver lake in michigan the Perfect Place to launch my campaign. So i paid off a local politician to help me organize an emergency town meeting. I believe it was j. F. K. Who said turn these lakes into oceans and thats what were doing here today because this is a lot easier to changing Lake Michigan into an ocean. Silver lake is silver ocean. cheers and applause the locals were thrilled to embrace their new ocean. Its a lake asshole. Its an ocean. Its a lake asshole. Youre an asshole. Its a lake. An Ocean Mission accomplished. 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Binge on us. Another reason why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is a crit cry acclaimed musician who is new album is called all American Made. Please welcome, margo price. cheers and applause welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Trevor congratulations on your album. Country signed to indie rock label is not someone would have thought before you did it. You have been extremely successful. The first album is you sharing stories about your father and his farm where like many in the midwest he lost his farm and you talked about your family. This album, all American Made, whats it about in a nutshell . This album was me traveling the United States and the rest of the world this past year and really kind of postcards from each of those places and what i saw through my windshield and, yeah,ates little more outward look, and there are so many things to look at right now in the u. S. Got to watch out. Youve got to keep your eyes focused, you might crash. laughter trevor when someone listens to the music, whats the one thing you want them to take away from the album. Is this well, you know, i want to set a strong example and be a role model to women out there and younger girls that, you know, we dont have to be a sex symbol, we can speak our mind and say the things that we want to say. Trevor right. And i would like to break down some gender roles that i think have been instilled in us for so long. So, yeah, thats what i hope people take away and men, too, you know, even the definition of feminism and what so many people think that it means, it really just means equal rights for all genders, and i hope we can slowly start to chip away at that. Trevor you feel, and forgive me if im wrong, it feels like you feel like the current state of america has imparted on your album and your music a feeling that maybe you didnt intend when you first wrote it. Is there a certain feeling that you now carry with you where you feel maybe more connected or disconnected from the place you are writing the music in . Yeah, you know, its funny how polarizing everything has been and now theres especially this mentality from certain fans or people who want to keep politics out of music and this shut up and sing mentality that weve had, but i just really want people to listen to the music and the songs and, you know, especially, like, pay gap, it would have been the same regardless because its, i think, not till 2119 is the pay gap to be closed. Trevor wow. But, you know, i think that thats what i want to bring attention to people who think the pay gap is a myth. Trevor uhhuh. You know yeah. Trevor when you the about writing a song laughter no, it definitely isnt is a m. When you write a song and people say, youre a musician, keep politics out of your music, please just sing, how do you respond to that . Well, first of all, i would say that if we want to keep celebrities and politicians separate then we shouldnt elect a reality tv star as a president. cheers and applause thats my first argument. Trevor thats a good argument. Yeah. My second argument is music and art should be thoughtprovoking and we should not limit ourselves to what were going to sing about. I think its important to look at the world around us and, you know, realize that we can change things for the better, an all we have right now are our voices, its important to use them. Trevor its an amazing voice you have as well. Thank you so much for being on the show. Thank you for having me. Trevor all American Made is available now and be sure to stay tuned for a special performance coming up after the break. Margo price, everybody. cheers and applause cheers and applause trevor thats our show for tonight. Ththe