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cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in. Im trevor noah thank you so much, everybody. You guys are amazing cheers and applause our guest tonight gucci mane is going to be joining us, everybody, chatting about his new book. cheers and applause but first, congratulations to all the winners at last nights emmy awards especially the underdogs. Diversity reigns as women and people of color taking home some of the biggest prizes on televisions biggest night. Atlantas Donald Glover became the first africanamerican to win a an emmy for comedy directing. Sterling brown became the first black actor to win an emmy in a drama series. Lena wade the first black woman to receive the award. Trevor fantastic, but how are we still having first black anythings in 2017. Do you know how many emmy ceremonies there have been . 69 . Nice. laughter now im not complaining because last nights emmys were really amazing and so full of black people i was waiting for the show to get pulled over by the police. It was a beautiful experience, congratulations to everyone. I will say this, though, judging from americas history, we have to be careful for next year because anytime a black person wins something for the first time the next time around there is always an overcorrection. So just be ready for 2018 when steve bannon wins best actor in a drama. Get red reddy for that. laughter people are still recovering from Hurricane Irma. While its been inspiring to see so many people coming forward to help, maybe not everyone should have. Outrage after a sign language in florida botches the job of translating evacuation orders before Hurricane Irma came forward. Marshall green, the man in the yellow shirt, brought in to interpret in Manatee County didnt get the message across. Greens gestures made no sense and conveyed words like pizza, monster and bear. One official said having someone sign was better than having no signer at all. laughter trevor having someone sign is better than having no signer at all . I dont know if thats true. But maybe you should ask a deaf person if thats true. You wouldnt say that if there was a hurricane and the person trying to warn you didnt really speak english. You wouldnt think that if someone was there, like, pizza bear scm monster you would be, like, im glad we had this little chat. laughter if theres a stop sign and it says taint boogers, its not better than nothing. laughter can you imagine what deaf people were thinking when they watched that . They were, like, dude, theres a hurricane coming. The other one is, like, theres pizza and bear monster coming. Whats going on with that . The bear monster drowned in the hurricane. Rest in pizza, my friend. laughter its United Nations week which means new york is going to be full of people from hundreds of different nation who cant get convicted of crimes, lucky bastards. Now, as you probably know, every year, the leaders from around the world meet in new york at the u. N. To discuss major global issues, basically comiccon for diplomats. This year will be extra special because its President Trumps first. In case World Leaders werent completely familiar with him, this weekend President Trump on twitter decided to reintroduce himself. laughter an Early Morning twitter spree by President Trump is sparking controversy tonight. President trump is being slammed for his use of twitter this weekend. President trump appears to have found a new nickname for the north korean leader. He said i spoke with president moon of south korea last night asked him how rocket man is doing, long gas lines forming in north korea, too bad. Trevor if americas ever in a war of bitchiness, President Trumps got it covered ooh, too bad, rocket man laughter weve tried, now we try sass, unlock the sass codes wouldnt that be fun . Instead of nuclear weapons, sass. Unlock them. Yeah no key. laughter strange. I will say this, we know trump is definitely taking kim jong un seriously now because hes officially given him a nickname. He only does that with all his greatest enemies. Lowenergy jeb. Little marco. Lying ted. Well know when bob mueller is about to indicted trump for collusion because hell start calling him fake Sam Waterston laughter it wasnt just kim jong un. This weekend, trump showed hes still trying to get back at hillary for losing to him. The president of the United States retweet ago video on twitter that shows him hitting a golf ball and the golf ball striking Hillary Clinton and knocking her down. You see it there. The president of the United States retweeted that this morning. Why . Trevor why . Thats the official question of the trump administration. This administration brought to you by why. laughter with Additional Support from huh . laughter and by the way, news anchors, if youre going to describe memes, you cant keep using your news voice. It sounds weird. Kermit is sipping tea and seems unconcerned with the events surrounding him. Why . The boyfriend is admiring a pass woman while his girl friend disapproves. Why . Look, we can all agree this tweet was obviously in poor taste. I mean, we knew its on trumps twitter. But maybe its not the worst thing in the world. Hear me out. Do you notice that trump sent out these tweets as he started making deals with the democrats protecting dreamers, raising the debt ceiling, postponing the wall. Right now trumps base is furious with him. So to make them happy, he throws them a meme gift or two. Right . I dont know about you but i feel like this is a trade i can live. With trump gives his followers offensive tweets, and he gives the rest of america policies that move the country forward. Im just saying, if it helps, well even make the gifts for you, mr. President. laughter yeah, if you stop sabotaging obamacare, well give you this gift of you dunking on obama. Look at that. Oh donald trump oh you can have it you can have it or, or, if you crack down on wall street, you can have this gift of you hitting a golf ball into bernies nuts. Oh oh and bernie is, like, jokes on you, my balls are at my knees laughter so what do you say, mr. President . Lets maga, meme America Great again. Well be right back cheers and applause to get unlimited data for only 50 per month with the cricket unlimited 2 plan. Plus get a free select smartphone when you switch. All on a network that covers over 99 of americans. Cricket wireless. Something to smile about. 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The future of awesome. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. Donald trump has been president forking amonths now, and most of his Campaign Promises remain undone from repealing obamacare to building the beautiful wall to his unrealized plan to declare coal the national fruit. laughter but the administration has a chance to turn things around with its next big push, tax reform, an effort to be led by treasury secretary and mildly satisfied Lens Crafters customer Steve Mnuchin. laughter lets get to know the man shaping trumps tax plan and profiles in tremendousness. I have the most dedicated people. I have the best people. applause trevor meet Steve Mnuchin, a man who got into politics the same way trump did by knowing nothing about politics. Mnuchin is a form Goldman Sachs partner, movie producer and democratic donor. Steve mnuchin got an invitation to trump tower to celebrate Donald Trumps New York Primary win. He says, yeah, ill stop off. He waited, saw donald trump, and donald trump beckoned him, and he joined him for the ride up an escalator and soon Steve Mnuchin was on stage with donald trump at the rally and the next day he asked him to be on his cabinet. Trevor its like hey, man great seeing you moving tomorrow . Can i help you . I have an extra room. Want to live with me . Im lonely. U. N. Run my economy, man. I love you, man. laughter mnuchin may not have an impressive resume but you should see his i. M. D. B. Page. Avatar and how to be single dr. Financed dozens more including lego batman. You did batman, superman . I did. Whenever have you had a treasury secretary of the United States of america who made a batman movie . Trevor wow how many times do you think mnuchin has to explain to trump he doesnt know batman. I get it, youre protecting his secret identity i respect that are you batman . No, mr. President , im naturallen. Am i batman . Sure, sir, if you want to be. Matter. These days mnuchin is less interested in producing movies and more interested in producing tax cuts for the wealthy like himself. Who will pay for the cuts . Mnuchin has you. Under our growth model also at the treasury, this will pay for itself. Again, we may not get full credit for that. There may be shortterm impacts on the deficit, but we want to be very careful in paying for this with growth, but we also need to boost the economy. We need tax cuts and tax reform now. Trevor its a lilt its a little bit weird how he moves his mouth, how little he moves his mouth when he talks, like his teeth dont separate. laughter its almost like hes the ventriloquist and the dummy at the same time. applause like, what is going on here . Thats how i speak to people. Now you might be thinking, trevor, i recognize the name mnuchin but not from tax news. Maybe its because last month he tried to get you to pay for his honeymoon. Newly married this past summer, multimillionaire treasury secretary Steven Mnuchin formally requested his and new life louise be allowed to travel in style on a government jet to their honeymoon to europe, at an estimated cost of 25,000 an hour, the cost to taxpayers would have been several hundred thousand. Mike pence married them . Weird. Do you stephen promise never to speak to another woman without your wife present . Then by the power vested in me i now pronounce you husband and mother. applause you know what makes the story even better is that just a few weeks ago mnuchins wife slammed someone on instagram for having the nerve to even imply the couple would make taxpayers cover their travel. She posted this photo adding hash tags for items in her expensive designer outfit. This had its own backlash. Do you think the u. S. Government paid for our honeymoon, personal travel . Lol. Have you given more to the economy than me and my husband . Trevor that wasnt working for me. He was having trouble trance translating louise clinton. Theres a mean girl translator on staff. Have you given more than me and my huh . Huhuh trevor im glad we hired the mean girl, yeah. applause im likely glad we hired her even if she always makes me cry about my fygap. This real housewife meets Marie Antoinette might be new for you but been on africas radar for a while. Last year the memoir she wrote about her time in zambia in the 1990s when she was just 18 also got her in hot water. In the book entitled in congress osha do linton painted herself as a white salve you when she wrote about being a central character in the horror story of the congres congolese. I try to remember a smiling gap tooth child whose greatest joy was to sit on my lap and drink from a bottle of cocacola. Trevor you may not believe this but that kid on her lap was me laughter wow. And by the way, i didnt have h. I. V. I just real lewanted that coke. Seriously, though, these two are both so out of touch its almost beautiful. Im so glad they found each other. I just wish mnuchin hadnt also found this guy, because if you think that these two are going to take care of everyday americans, ive got one word for you, lol. laughter actually, that didnt sound lightright. Mean girl oh mix god, lol trevor youre the best mean girl, well be right back cheers and applause . End of civilization. we are not here to sit idly by. We are here. To leave a mark. Experience a shift in the natural order. Experience amazing. Sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic sfx tmobile mnemonic sfx netflix mnemonic tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right, netflix on us. Another reason why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. Companies targeted people with Mental Health issues . You have this subversive marketing, saying that you have a problem. And we have a solution you see that its considered normal. 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Mr. Davis comes out in november and the autobiography of gucci mane will be out tomorrow. Please welcome gucci mane cheers and applause welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. Trevor first things first. Congratulations. I get the bag on the top ten. Congratulations. Thats exciting for you. Thank you. Trevor coming out with a new album. Youve got the book as well. Lets take a step back and introduce some people to gucci mane. I said to some people in the building, gucci mane is coming they said, im sorry, what . Who . I said, gucci mane, showed them a picture and theyre like the guy from spring breakers yeah is it weird some people only you know as the spring breakers guy . It means i have a lot more to do but a lot of people just know me from spring breakers. Its a big film. Trevor its a huge film. One of the stories you talk about in the book is you fell asleep during a sex scene in that movie. Yeah, that is true. That is true. Trevor like, i knead to understand how this comes to be. Like, whats happening in the scene that you were, like, im tone with this . I was high as hell, man. applause trevor that is an honest answer. Appreciate that. Straight to it. Gucci mane as a human being. You had a tough life growing up and you tell the story in the book. Why tid you want to write a book about it . You already rap and tell your stories, why a book . I just feel like, you know, at the end of the day, you know, i feel like a lot of artistest, when they die, their books come out. I want to tell the story while im here, i want to reap the benefits from it and at the same time i feel like if i can inspire somebody, i feel like im fascinating and ive got an amazing story and i really want to share it. Trevor you really do. You were in the seventh grade selling weed because you wanted to buy yourself cool clothes, like most kids dont even have focus for a math class and you were putting together a hustle game. If you look at your life and you look at everything you went through growing up, is it a path that you would want for another kid or are there things you wish you would have had an opportunity to do differently even though you got here . I dont regret anything that i did. You know, it made me who i am. Trevor right. But at the same time i wouldnt want my son to have to go through none of the things i went there. Trevor right. What would have gucci mane have done if he didnt get into rap . What is the career path, if you could have chosen anything else . Honestly, i think would have either been maybe like a a kingpin laughter some kind of way i would have been a leader. Im just good with crewing people up. Trevor right. I dont know. Trevor you know you could have chosen president , right . I dont think i would have made it. Trevor you really dont think so . My record. My record is terrible. Trevor hey, man, Donald Trumps record is terrible. laughter not the same way. Trevor i understand that trap music for many people is the only way out. People go this is the life i live, i rap about it and thats how i get to where i need to go. If you could be a positive influence that prevents people from living that life, what would you try and do and what do you hope people would do in your community to effect that change . I feel like it starts with just being authentic and real. You know, even with this book, i never had got to the point where i would tell somebody the right thing. I sold drugs, i did this, but youve also got to let people know the bad side. Its not all about the jewelry and the game, its about more than glorifying the accolades. Trevor you dont glorify the life but youre also appreciative where it got you to. The one thing you dont teach people in the book is how to come up with a dope rap name. laughter like, i have been trying for a while. Trevor noah doesnt really have the thing to it. They go, yo, its trap and i come on and theyre like, trevor noah. People are like, no. laughter is there a formula for a trap name . Trevor mane. Trevor gucci mane and trevor mane rapping thats it trevor the autobiography of gucci mane will be available september 19. Gucci mane, everybody cheers and applause sir jeremy, you are a true friend of the crown. Dilly, dilly. Dilly dilly madame susan, you are an even truer friend of the crown. Dilly, dilly. Dilly dilly what is that . This is a spiced honey mead wine that i have really been into lately. Please follow, sir brad. Hes going to give you a private tour of the pit of misery. Im sorry, what . Pit of misery dilly dilly dilly dilly heres to the friends you can always count on. Inspired by the world. Introducing vea. With real ingredients baked right in. With no artificial colors or flavors and always nongmo. Vea. Find your way to real. We just got to take it one game at a time. Next question. Odell. Odell. Can you repeat everything you just said . My livestream wont load. blows whistle . Technical foul. Wrong sport. Wrong network. See you need unlimited on verizon its americas largest most reliable 4g lte network. It wont let you down in places like this. Even in the strike zone. laughs . Its the red zone. Pretty sure it is the strike zone. Here use mine. Alright. See you on the court champ. Heads up when it really, really matters you need the best network and the best unlimited. Plans now start at 40 per line for four lines. I would like three two is standard. Im not standard. Three weeks. Ok. cheers and applause trevor thats it for now. Before we go, lets check in with our friend Jordan Klepper at the studio for his new show the opposition we premieres next monday the 25th right after the daily show. How does it feel to be a hapless pup of the mine stream media. Trevor nice to see you, too. Doesnt it also make you a puppet. No, youre the puppet. Trevor, ive infiltrated the main stream media to destroy it from within like a justice crusading termite or free thinking bed bug. Trevor seems like if it would backfear if you destroys the network that airs your show. Ill cross that bridge and burn it when i get to it. No one can oppose the opposition. Trevor Jordan Klepper, everybody. Here it is, your moment of zen. I assume rocket man is kim jong un . Well, it appears to be so. That is where the rockets and missiles are coming from is north korea. cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ]

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