From a lowes driver who is black. So they sent it back out with a white one. On the same day . Which lowes is this . What . And target stops organizing its toys by gender. When he heard, the ken doll said, oh, thats news . I havent had a competent miss in 50 years. Lets do it america, this is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [ cheers and applause ] larry welcome to the nightly show. We have got a great audience. It is oh. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. co yes. It kind of died down then larrys larryd up a little bit. That was very nice and unexpected. I am excited guys, breaking news from mars. Yes, mars, that planet we flirt with to make earth jealous. Nasa reports the mars rover may have found life. Nasas curiosity rover took this picture while exploring a crater on the red planet and captured what some people think looks like a woman. Wait, wait, wait. Can we zoom in on that image . Oh, thats not a mars woman. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Thats top secret republican president ial candidate bobby jindalal thats where he has been hiding. Oh, bobby, you run for president , but you cant hide. Well you know what a random space bobby jindal means, it means firing up another edition of the unblackening. Larry okay. We have been covering the republicans now its time to get an update on the democratic side of the race surging Bernie Sanders. Bernie sanders is drawing more than 10,000 people an appearance. More than 15,000 people showed up at his next event and then last night in portland heni had the biggest crowd yet, a reported 28,000 people showed up. Yeah, america. Yeah. America, do you feel a berning sensation . If it is anything but emotional please call your doctor. It seems he tapped into the populist id of the Democratic Party and seems to be surging against its ego. But why are people paying attention to Bernie Sanders . I thought he was just a crazy socialist. Hes a socialist, right. I mean, seriously it looks like mr. Magoo just wandered into the race. Oh i will be president , why not, all right, all right. Oh, yeah. And millennials know what i just did. I just failed magoo. Failed it oh, larry, you failed magoo. But not everybody on the Progressive Party is that excited to hear him speak. In fact, some wont let him speak atni all. Black lives matter protestedders shutting down president ial candidate Bernie Sanders forcing him to leave his own rally on saturday in seattle. Thank you, seattle for being one of the most progressive cities in the United States ofni america. Say her name . Say her name . Yo you you know things are ng well when they start reciting the lyrics from destinys child, right . Actually, these women are from black lives matter, who had an issue with the Sanders Campaign not paying enough attention to their agenda. Now, ladies, i agree that black lives matter but black Manners Matter as well. All right . And just keeping it 100, if we are keeping it 100, and also based on the demographics, if Bernie Sanders rallies were a ben and jerrys ice cream flavor, it would be nilla, please. Keep it 100. Keep it 100. The chocolates in there somewhere, but you have got to eat a lot of vanilla to get to it. Thats all i am saying. But this didnt derail bernies campaign, he actually let them speak and then he hired a member of black lives matter to his campaign. But not all yeah, sure. Bernie was very nice. He was very gracious about it. But not all people respected his letting the black ladies speak. I would never give up my microphone. That showed such weakness. The way he was taken away by the two young women. Believe me, thats not going to happen to trump. Larry thats not going to happen to trump . Is there another trump . He is already talking about himself in the third person. Yeah, youre weak sanders you got beat by girls with boobs i would have just built a wall around the stage and made mexico pay for it. All right . Thats what trump would have done. I am officially endorsing trump. All right. So here we go. So we have got this crazy socialist whos promising free college, has thousands of people showing up to hear him talk. And will make sure black women wont yell at us. Okay . So it sounds pretty good. So why else should we take him seriously . Sanders has dethroned Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire after trailing her by double digits back in march. Look at that. Larry oh, my god. Oh, no. No is this happening again . A candidate of passion is about to overtake hillary . Shes about to get obamad by an old whiteni man . Oh, my gosh. I mean, look, it is one thing for a cool brother to just burst on the scene and all that brotherness just spills out on the campaign trail. Thats just science. All right . But when people are more inspired by a guy who looked like the about to retire dean of students at oberlin, i have to ask, you have got to start asking, what the hell is going on . Okay. So for more on this phenomenon we thought we could check in again with Clinton Campaign official carlos jordanson. ni carlos, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] larry welcome back, welcome back to the show, carlos. I have to ask you, are you concerned at all about Bernie Sanderss rising popularity. No way. We have got the blah say vote locked up in this election. Yeah. If it is going to be hillary versus jeb in a battle of attrition. 2016, hasnt america had enough excitement for a while . Our new campaign slogan. That doesnt sound like the best kind of slogan. What do you think is the problem . Do you think liberals arent excite because she is not liberal enough . I guess that possible, larry it just has not been important. When you have got someone like Bernie Sanders who is exciting and genuine and who no one doubts cares about the middle class, i mean, that guy hes like a dream for a progressive like me who isnt already locked into this other campaign. Larry whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, hold on. Carlos, carlos. I sounds like you are not that excited about her. You are more excited about bernie. Oh, no. This guy. It is like it is like this. Larry okay. You know how sometimes you are driving with some friends and you go to six flags for the day but instead you end up at the Dentists Office but you still have a great time. Thats all this is. Larry no, no, hold on. Yes. Larry hillarys, you are comparing hillarys campaign to a trip too the Dentists Office, that does not sound good. What is your next question . Larry look. I really believe this is about passion, when Elizabeth Warren decided not to run. Stop, stop, stop. She will hear you. Larry Elizabeth Warren . Ah, no she is not, she who is positive in Elizabeth Warren. co story. Now, this sound like some trouble. Thats where your excitement s when i mention names like Elizabeth Warren. I think that is all the time we have. We will be right back larry no, no, no. We will be right back. Larry i say we will be right back. I feel like you are avoiding at all issues, carlos, look let me just say, yes, i feel like you are not excited about your candidate. You are more excited about other candidates and thats a big issue. How do you think hillary can win . Hey, man, why do you have to be so focused on excitement . 0 you know, like, oh, excitement. Hey i am excited to eat broccoli because it contains vitamins, you diagnosis . That is what hillary is, he is eating broccoli. In fact thats our new slogan, vote for hillary, shes your broccoli, america. Larry thats enough. 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Retail giant target is making some major changes to its signage based on gender. Target is vowing to make changes by getting rid of gender references and revamping signage in the toy, bedding and entertainment aisles. Larry okay. [ cheers and applause ] larry wow. So, basically, i instead of girls bedding and boys bedding it will just say kids bedding which will probably be most helpful for your exboyfriend who still sleeps in star wars sheets. Larry so how are moms feeling about this move. I 29 think it is great because i dont like when they tell me which section to go shopping for my baby girl as if she cant play with something in the boys section. Yes, it makes sense. Especially when it comes to babies, they have got way more to focus on than gender, like facial recognition, right, and that whole boom boom situation. You know what i am talking about, right . It sounds good, so we are good, right . Now you have to sit there and look at a blended area and wonder is this for a boy or is this for a girl . Larry really . We are struggling that much over a toy . You know, ie always wanted to know which section the lego city space port set should be in. Because frankly i have no idea, is it a city . Is it a port . Is it in space . So many questions jesus christ, superstore okay. Who is next . Lowes. Oh. So what happened . Home improvement retailer lowes has apologized after a veteran employee was pulled from a delivery job because hes black. Danville virginia driver Marcus Bradley said he was told the customer didnt want a black man in the house. ashockingly, the d the request. Larry okay. Wait a second. Okay. First of all, how did this customer even know the race of the delivery guy . Ive never seen that option at the checkout,coco right . Now to be fair to the customer, everyone probably should have known there would bo rouble when her or was justco nails two, planks of wood and some gasoline. We should have known. It is a joke. It is a joke. But still, thats bleep ed up lowes, brother he is was just trying to do his job and he gets humiliated like that, luckily there was one man willing to stand up for marcus. I mean, i thought that lowes would take up for me. Who did take up for him . His fellow driver of 11 years, refusing to complete the delivery with a new white partner. To me, you know it, just aint right for a business that we work at. Way to two, alex, thats a very strange accent you have, but that doesnt matter because you did a great thing and defended your friend. Thats awesome. Nice to hear that. You know what . I have to say, i really cant believe this. Because this is either the worst kind of racism i have never seen or the weakest. But you know what . 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And he is appearing at carolines here in new york august 13th through the 16th, comedian Alonzo Bodden, one of the funniest comedians around. [ cheers and applause ] larry lets get started. We talked about the jesus christ superstore. The targets is now classifying toys at not for boys and girls anymore, now they are just toys and be more gender neutral and with bedding and entertainment too. So some peopleco think it is police gone wild, but is it just where we are right now. I think this is just weird, a bit of an antiquated system. This is residual stuff from like dick and jane, Everyone Needs to just calm the bleep down. We are talking about like taking a sign down and a little repaint. We are not like trying to make boys girls and girls boys, we are just making it, presented a little more equally, like here are the toys, take what you will. Despite the crazy packaging, a sparkle here and star wars here. Larry they are just toys. Toys a. They are making too much of a big deal like so what if however it is labeled, like kids are going to play with what they play with. I dont think it is good that they are taking the signs down, but i dont think it is that big of a deal. Ave the signs, like if a girl wants to play with a toy truck, she is going to see the truck, oh, thats a boys truck, i cant go down there. She will still go down there. She can still pick up the toys. Girls, dont play up with cars, women grow up liking ferraris. A very good point. Somehow they pick it up. And the men who drive them. There you go. And a lot of kids cant read, so it doesnt really impact them. By the way you know what i mean . You know, to me it is like the signs are, targets are huge, like i get lost there are stores that sell like chain saws and like diapers and like tvs in the same aisle. Yes. To me, the more signsi no it is not the same aisle, to me the more signs the better, i dont care what the signs say, anything that gets me out faster. We are not getting rid of all of the signs. I read slow no more signs did you not hear go ahead. Part of the issue for the parents than the kids. Like when you turn a kid loose in a store, he runs wild. He doesnt look what aisle to larry or she. She is capable of running wild as well. No worries. Go ahead. I should say i have a daughter, and i will say she is at the age where she does read and it is different because she will read boys something and then she is like, not happening. She is like, not going to go there. But if it is just something engineering, it is this, it is that, she is interested but if it is labeled one or the other, it is that word. I think if you label a toy engineering you lose boys and girls. I am with you. I am with you. The minute you say engineering, no, thats not fun. You are right, you are right. In the toy aisle, like where is the engineering aisle . That kid has got bigger problems than us. Like picking the wedgies out, giving kids wedgies that is not okay, that is not acceptable. You are going to get wedgies in engineering. Just to be clear. So we will get rid of all gender classifications . Adult toy stores dont have gender classifications. I mean [ cheers and applause ] yes. Americans maybe they should. You can shove anything up yourcoco ass i dont think it matters that much to kids. I think if you take 100 kids and just put them in a room and let them play, they are going to figure it out and some boys, the boys are going to do boys stuff and girls are going to do some of it is hard wired into us, you know that. Over the years like the easy bake ovens girls are supposed to cook, who put that in your section, if uh you want to bleep boys are supposed to be architect, look at the building over here, there is subtle messaging has been in the culture for a long time. Is it the culture or dna . I mean, women like nesting, right so you generally have women. Wow. Yes. It is true. I dont care if they get mad. It is true. I havent had my boy say, yo, lets go to ikea. Women say go to ikea and buy what they want and then as a man you get home and you are expected to know how to put that bleep together. Yeah. And thats when you run into trouble. How can a kid explain gender . You are talking about where they started kids and where they grow up. If they did more engineering stuff with girls, they would be able to put that stuff together. [ cheers and applause ] let me tell you something. Hold on a minute. Boy or girl, you cant do something with a wrench that small. And the age of video games like do kids know when you are playing online, that kid who is kicking your ass in madden might be a 12yearold girl. Those games, they dont care who plays. Girls want more girl characters, which i understand and i think is great. But when they go to play, i have never seen video games in a boy or a girls aisle. But they just barely put an image of a woman on one of those pizza boxes of soccer players. Yes, it is taking time to catch up. Videos games is a whole other thing because people who play video games dont generally talk to girls, you know what i mean . It feels like it is one of those things they really dont want girls to be a part of that. Oh, no. They are happy when a girl shows up. Really . I did one of those conventions and a girl showed up and those guys they didnt know what to do, but they were all happy. They were happy. I have officially learned nothing tonight. We will be right back. [ cheers and applause ] itch you live in the new york city area or are planning to visit, grab some free tickets to an upcoming taping of the an upcoming taping of the nightly show. Where you also find her. A romantic fumble at this romantic chateau. Leads to these fine humans. Who you take to this ecolodge. 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