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Home one of entertainments premier black Job Creators for the biggest ambers team, im gonna go you all first. Heres your first question. Im going to show you a Clip Package referencing a major News Story from this week. And you tell me whats the store but the games begin okay, this guys making a cheesesteak shes okay. So this happened, benjamin franklin, even a cheesesteak know thats just regular people are eating dogs. Oh, the dog is oh, okay. Theres some anyones guess be anything, but looked more like philadelphia than springfield, ohio presumed that were talking about. Theyre coming after your pets. Apparently youve just that theres no evidence that any pets have been come after, but press former president united states, apparently, read some Meme Online and turned it into a president ial Debate Statement of facts within 24 hours on tuesday night, Vice President harris and former President Trump met for their first debate. Debate in philadelphia. Heres an easier question for the two of you who won i think according to Donald Trump, Donald Trump won according to Donald Trump. But according to Anyone Else planet earth, and many other plaintiffs Kamala Harris lets say she won on style, all right. Dan, she won on answers yes yeah. And thoughtfulness and here and here okay. And every other measures thats according to a cnn flash poll, 63 of debate watchers say a common one, and 37 said trump wines. So that time there was a cnn poll. So lets be fair. Lets bring another poll into the conversation in a Newsmax Poll what percentage do you to think trump got in the Newsmax Poll . I honestly think he got 62 . Thats my real guest. Have you not seen newsmax beyond bad . Yeah. It was so bad that it hurt my feelings and i dont like him roy, im going to take the over. What was your 67 i got 90. Yeah. Im going to take the over or nine yeah. This is like asking Kendrick Lamar fans how Kendrick Lamar wrap heres how trump did in the news Whos Max Poll . Okay, greg, so we have the results of our newsmax snap poll. Your voice was heard and with 90 President Trump won the state. I love it monday, three points as white light, trump won that many three points. If you polled his kids okay so we rented a debate which means its time to play a game called, wait, what was the question . And heres what were gonna do ill show you an answer that a candidate gave during the debate. And then you all have to guess what the hell was the impostor that was promised . Did give me the first clip. The Student Loans, and then her i think probably her boss, if you call him a boss, he spends all his time in the Beach Question . Feel want to go to these guys . Like one right here i knew you was going try to shut it was going to try this. Thats why we put a white dude with a black woman on both sides which it discrimination stuff. I Abortion Question good job. Matthew. Its true, but i feel like it was actually the question that led him to talk about Student Loans and Joe Biden On The Beach was would you veto a national Abortion Ban Person who feel like thats a red flag, if you ask, do you like go to talk to a man about an abortion . He started talking about the beach this common his answer to your question . Tim walz and i are both gun owners. That was very the question was why you so beautiful out common, the broader per guns because of this question Vice President harris in 2017, you supported Bernie Sanders Proposal to do away with private insurance. What is your Plan Today bringing up guns in a Health Care Conversation like if you shoot somebody, they dont need Health Care based Policy Wildest Answer of the night might have been this one is springfield theyre eating the dogs, the people that came in, theyre eating the cats. Theyre eating theyre eating the pets of the people that live there was, whats the most racist thing you can think was that prompted trump to scream about eating dogs, was were going to turn now to immigration. Why did you try to kill that bill and successfully so that would have put thousands of additional agents and officers on the board. There of the head of the taliban that Donald Trump cited during the debate, he picked me most Obvious Nadiia to make up for the head of the Table Jewel heres Donald Trump free styling. The taliban Leaders Name Abdul is the head of the taliban. He is still the head of the taliban and i told abdul, dont do it anymore. You do it anymore. Youre going to have problems and he said, why do you send me a picture of my house. I said youre going to have to figure that out. Abdul. I dont know who abdullahs, but trump is not playing around with his as gotten bigger it up heres the thing you have. He is one of the finest improvisers on the planet. I wont give him that straight up freestyle. Yeah, he improvises the whole thing. I talked to the head of the taliban, abdul, i tell so the president of mexico, jose i talked to the head of france a mime croissant irresponsible does he owe the taliban an apology dont know. Oh, the Taliban And Apology Vice President kept her cool all night, but there was one point where it seemed like she might slip see if you can spot it, a place where we honor the importance of american diplomacy. Where are we invite and receive respected World Leaders and this to Camp David think . She wanted to say that michael, i know you speak fluent black woman. I believe. Yeah. The word were looking for is motherfucker i would like to say mother lets what do you think she was thinking about saying difference . My partner here but i didnt notice that in real time. Im i feel great i thought i mean, her lips formed the ebb and her eyes said the mouth that starts here. Right. Starts like this right . Deep right. Right right yeah. Yeah what i said what does she said . She would have won the election you end, we all watched trump get destroyed newsmax viewers didnt thats true trump got destroy usually to see you. Oh man, get beat down like that and philadelphia, you got to watch rocky six so clearly the Kamala Harris won by using the deceptive tactics of preparing and knowing stuff okay. Oh my michael and robin. Yep. Topic. Yes. Ill play some clips at the news you tell me whats the story, okay . Okay, great. Okay. Here we go. All right. Friendship bracelet what that . Thats a Palm Pilot and then its into peru and trump. Well, taylors final answer endorsed Kamala Harris holding a cat already got Answer Taylor swift endorsing Kamala Harris for president immediately after Tuesday Nights president ial debate ended swift went to instagram and posted that shell announce, shell be casting her vote for kamala and tim walz. This has been a big issue for people all year and guessing whether or not people in trying to figure out whether or not she was who she was going to endorse. So once the news dropped, every democrat in america was like flavor either of you tell me how shes signed her endorsement . 00 i know this from a childless Cat Right with love and hope. Okay. Taylor swift childless cat. And thats a huge deal because you know, The Last Time Taylor Swift identified as a cat lady, she looked like this j. D. Vance did not think Taylors Endorsement was a big deal, but i dont think most americans, whether they like her music, are fans of hers or not, are going to be influenced by a Billionaire Celebrity who i think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests. And problems of most americans. The previous reaction came from Elon Musk who gave the whole internet the icc by posting quote fine, taylor, you win. Ill give you a Child And Garch are cats with my life. In fairness, hes pretty good at making kids. Hes got 40 there is not a man on earth who could say that sentence to me and i would be turned on except when and kravitz difficulty. Right. He hasnt Thats Section 20 years. Youre like, okay, i can bring is that true . Oh, yeah. You see its always like putting it off. Yeah like me wonder you my hyperbolic this camera. Oh, hi, lenny. I didnt know. Maybe i didnt know he had been so long. You could just call me. I want to spend can i had the. Camera First Lady baby. I didnt know it. You can call me moving on we know all the reaction to the Taylor Swift stuff from the republican side, but somehow the Harriswalz Campaign found a way to express their excitement over taylor without offering up their genetic gravy like Elon Racing Merch team harris putting their store as soon as the news hit, the bracelets that taylor bracelets, the friendship bracelets the answer is harris friendship bracelets charging 20 for two bracelets. And the bracelets sold out in less than 24 hours. They only go well to be clear, well, thats all that they knew for sure that Joe Biden could crank out by just what the president came, have arts and crafts so, to sum it all up taylors with harris waltz, elons crazy as Balls Trump is a broken man. But hes still got a winning plan i have concepts of a plan going to take a quick break and come right back because Joe Biden made us all friendship bracelets Have I Got News For You . Is brought to you by Open Door, no matter the reason for the season. Open door makes anytime the right time to move flight deck, we are go for launch that The Ones so much that open kitchen walkin closet was a Tie Problem hes still, your household. Were still going to Space Station for months Open Door. Open the doors, Open Door, get to the flexibility to sell and buy on your time. I want asleep numbers . Smart bad . Can it keep me warm when im Cold Lake know im always hot. 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Tv on the edge, premieres next sunday at nine On Cnn Closed Captioning is brought to you by skechers, Max Cushioning you know, those fat hoax sneakers, nice shoes, but the price not as nice however, Getters Max Cushioning are just as fabulous at a price that blows them away. Try skechers, max back i got news for you its time now for the offend old meter is that works teams will take turns getting pictures from the old offender meter, which is the nice Little Index of Everyone And Everything thats made people mad this week. The job of the panelists is to tell us whos the offender, what they did and who they offended. Lets get started. And matt, lets see your offender great. Who is that man . Hes the man who turned up the heat wherever he is positive Self And Everyone in the building is that they do thats running for governor of North Carolina . Yes. Well, let him and it will come to you hes smart yeah, he is mark. Okay. Its the dude who is running for governor of North Carolina. I can tell you that very good. Now what he did was he was so line of North Carolina rules that is North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark robinson, also known as maga, is great Black Hope or as Donald Trump calls him, Tim Scott Offend and why . I thought we had a fine answer to that wow, giving them wed like to double down on the wrong answer the answer the Girl Scouts of america are mad at Mark Robinson whos currently running for governor of North Carolina because his wife allegedly stiff the Girl Scouts for nearly 3,000 worth of bookings thats terrible thats got to be a record in terms of Girl Scout Cookie purchases yeah. Thousand dollars yeah. We all felt like stealing 3,000 girls god, i mean, thin mints are delicious, dont get me wrong. I love the thin mints. Youre fraser, and joy forever this is on the Girl Scouts. You got to get your money up upfront. Yeah. Why . The product before you get the bread, the Girl Scouts are shady anyway, because they charge you for these cookies, then they put a picture them on the box having a good time with your money. And Thats Disrespect to lets go ahead the anti gay, Devout Christian politician also drew criticism for what hypocritical habit yes, the answer is being a regular at a Porn Shop so he doesnt have the internet, right . Whos going took shots the Carbon Emissions alone just to do all that driving, just why, what part about community dont you understand right . Supporting small business, right scaling from a Girl Scout yeah. Exactly. People independently verify that robinson was indeed a regular visitor of the 24 hour Porn Shop Jets Video and new yeah. Im that robinson would stop in as many as five nights a week to watch porn videos in a private booth when he worked at a Pizza Shop nearby listen delivery and porn, a classic combination. So if you ever eaten pizza from that about his preferences at the shop, one former who helped robinson at the shop said, quote, i know he might have problems with gay people but i dont think he has a problem every roy a Real Life to give points to whoever said that okay. Michael robin hoods finally, yes. Whos the offender . Oh, boy okay. Sorry. All right. This is this is this is the person saying bring me angle. Couldnt be worse. I mean, i this is how men, when You Guys take selfies a women, this is how you take them. And then youve got a guy and, youre. Like, oh, my god, just forget to give me a Fog Fall i dont know who this i dont actually know. Okay. So thats Laura Loomer oh, thats her thats her. She said if Kamala Harris wins the smell of curry will permeate the White House and all call to the White House will be handled by Call Centers dont get mad at me didnt read it in a very dont cancel me tempo. Thats right. Youre doing great and i respect. Thank you. Roy. You are correct. Points for you correct . Give us give us this week. So we can read it properly. Laura loomer posted a tweet that said if democratic president ial nominee Kamala Harris wins, quote the White House will smell like curry and the White House speeches will be facilitated via a Call Center okay. Id like to give some notes. I mean, if youre going to make a terribly racist joke, should be a paragraph, right what do you do . And then, and then theyll call until the White House, but then the but then it will be a Call Center, but but theyre the people will be like, please hold what i mean i. Have to hang up and thats america. And he wont be able to help you because shell be too busy watching gandhi all people came to Kamalas Defense to attack Laura Loomer. Im going to guess, but i think im oh, okay. So heres who should have come to her Defense Jd vances wife, usha, who is in indian of indian descent, who who actually came to her defense out of left field the income credibly racist marjorie Taylor Greene who wish space laser fain. Wow, marjorie Taylor Greene said, loomer, quote, rhetoric and hateful tone is concerning and doesnt represent maga as a whole sounds like somebodys jealous next up, Remember Matt whos the offender okay. This is the man who wrote the books about the Harry Children The harry was isnt it the small the small people you think its Jrr Tolkien like hundred what Game Of Thrones, not the same thing yes, that is Game Of Thrones, Author George Rr Martin Martin offended hbo and the showrunner of a Game Of Thrones Spinoff Series, house of dragon, by publishing a Blog Post criticizing the shows toxic changes from his original work okay. Well, maybe write more. I mean, i dont know what to tell you did you yeah i do watch her ever seen theres like Matt Black people on it change people enslaved like Game Of Thrones there, like some of them have dragons now im not even allowed to participate in basic part of the conversation all right good Embers Team is winning and michaels Teams Ticulate is losing on to the next. Again, time everybody for missing Words Captain Ziering was going to happen. Im gonna give your team some recent News Headlines with keywords cut out, and youll have to fill in the blank and give us the full story. Ever met. Here is your headline americas most secret Spy Agency now has blank tiktok. What it was, what do you think something open, something like now, Spy Agency, its a big surprise. Now has like your answer of ticktack. And i think you should believe in yourself roy right my eye and say without your mic, Tiktok Secret of national security agency, aka the nsa, Aka No Such Agency has launched a podcast that quote, pulls back the curtain on its role in keeping america back. Does anybody know what the podcast is called . Whats the title of this podcast this podcast doesnt exist. Secret project was selfdestructing 54321 Bid Called Parentheses redacted. Oh, let me call them. It should be heard it there. Listen its called mlk. Okay. We did it of. The. Nsa was the answer today, you could sign up for no such podcast, which is nsas podcast. It will talk in many ways about are sigin, in Cybersecurity Mission and really are next attempted terms of transparency, because we do want to be transparent in terms of wherever we can, and we want to be transparent with the american people. Transparent too many time. You try to convey itd be funny if theyre first guest was Edward Snowden robin. Heres your headline. Mr. Greedy penguin with blank dead at 33 pengwin with plan to take over gotham city. Thats right e3, the answer is more than 200 offspring oh, why they call him mr. We made it for life. Not mr. Greeted into when you fell in love with mr. Greedy . Theres mission. We know Nick Cannon one known as mr. Greeting . Finally died after father in over 200 offspring, over 30 years, dirt a year to that board never took the day off how much is that in Child Support . But 6,000 fish, at least ember and met . Yes. Heres your headline Texas Candidate blanks. In campaign had shoots a gun, right i dont actually get stereotypical texas. There are a lot of justifiable texas guesses of what you could he doing any campaign. Its either, i feel strongly about this torques. Oh, or strips and i want to go with strips okay. Then you look, Roy Wood junior him strips strips smokes up bong oh, wow democrats Sally Duvall is running to represent Hill Country in the State House of representatives. And lets just say the headline under sales itself. Oh god, My Name is Sally Duvall and im running for the Texas House of representatives visit my website to read all about my common Sense Policy im sally, youve all and i believe its high time for change in texas duvall, my Name Salad do duvall, My Name selling. She michelstein with an amount less than that sorry about that. Michael, dont miss what comedy after the break got news for you is coming to cnn this fall pros and cons less pro hosted by Roy Wood Junior Row with amber ruffin. Would michaelian black right. So what are the cons we could run out a news by then but in all seriousness, i i desperately need this to work workout i mean, the middle of a divorce, so i loved it to the count thereof i got news for you next saturday at nine on Cnn And Streaming next day on max. Why did we choose safe plane . We were loading are suv when Crack Cep like came right to us and we could see exactly when they had arrived with replacement. We could trust schedule free Mobile Service at safe flight. Com we pay are safe place i dont just im quite harmless really. When people ask, but arent you to dangerous Flu Complications like pneumonia, Heart Attack in hospitalizations, and just say but im just the flu who im just the Flu Demand more from your Flu Shot. Santa be higher Dose Flu vaccines are proven to provide better flew protection. Then standard dose Flu Shots and older adults, theyve even been shown to better protect against floods related complications. Dont give clues on high dose if youve had a severe allergic reaction to its components, including egg products or after previous dose of Flu Vaccine dont get Flu Block if youve had a severe allergic reaction to its components, tell your Healthcare Professional, hes had severe Muscle Weakness after a Flu Shot fainting has occurred. People with weakened Immune Systems may have a lower vaccine response. All Flu Shots are not same as for a santa be higher Dose Flu vaccine. Talk to your pharmacist its your doctor about Flu Zone Highdose or Flu Block free. Prize did for two, four to four Eva Mckend On The Road with the harriswalz. Can cnn heres how this works. Im going to show everybody for pictures and youll have to guess which one is more out of place than Travis Kelce on jeopardy heres your first group before tim walz, jetblack, linmanuel miranda, and John Hamm, who was the odd one out. John hamm was a teacher at some point in his life. Walz, who was a teacher at school of rock. Thats rule of three. Linmanuel miranda, not a teacher never. The worlds are bad rap through broadway blows. All of you. Jack black is the odd one out. Because he only played a teacher the rest of them actually were High School Teachers at some point. And of course, we also know John Hamm taught the whole country and mad tim walzs definitely leaned into the aws shucks former geography teacher thing, but theres one pretty weird fat and tim Waltz Biography back in the 90s tim waltz be at what so much that his wife had to take. What from him. I dont know. I you know, yeah. I dont know what the console was, but at one point he was playing so many Video Games that his, his white had to take it away and say, tim grow up, grow up . Yeah are you talking tim Walz And Love . What . Ten goes . No, it was worse, it was a Sega Dream Case my held plays a sega dream. They only have like four games exactly. Yeah ditch effort, a game system, tim if people have found out to play and sacred dream, cash thats going to cause comedy. The election was a big fan of the game crazy taxi. And this week one Waltz Fan made a version of the game featuring the potential veep leaders meanwhile, j. D. Vance will be appearing in the game Human Handshakes Simulator was that hurt. Heres your next group before benjamin netanyahu, gritty m night, Shyamalan And Bruce springsteen. If were going on vibes if were going on vibes Bruce Springsteen is the Odd Man Out because he doesnt have the vibe of having murder complimentary, Odd Man Out. Yeah, its either philly or pennsylvania because he got gritty in pennsylvania as a kid. And im guessing ammonites emmys are in philly or that yes, they are. So its first springsteen because hes a Jersey Guy whos points is the odd one out. Benjamin netanyahu, gradient m night, sharmila anna, all from philadelphia, while of course, Bruce Springsteen is a fictional character from New Jersey created to sell more blue jeans philadelphia, the Harris Campaign went all in on philly specific advertising before this weeks debate, including the ad that said Crowd Size matters. And they showed a large and small version of what item that means. Hes got to be a soft pretzel oh, come on. I had this Add Up calling on this philly doesnt get to claim Saw Pretzels thats new you go down the Nassau Kurtzer know, heres what, whats happening. Yes, greedy. Hes right here. Greedy common a look saying. A Pennsylvania Amish they get the harm pretzels, New York gets the soft pretzels, philly. Go Yourself Addition to the pretzel add, she also had one of that said quote, philly is wit Kamala Harris and another one that said, when you want a quick coffee, whitewash, when people dont show up to your rally why was out when amber good team gets 2,500 points and michael unfortunately, you get negative 10,000 its time now for a lie curious heres how like urease works. Each team will be given three biographical details about a public figure but only one fact is true your team has to guess which Fun Fact is the truth and which are dirty, filthy ladders first one up from michael and robin, youve got Elon Musk youre three facts are his Cell Phone Ring is the x Files Theme Song thats got to be true. Believable. He originally wanted to name the Cybertruck Splinter . Yes. Actually believed by the teenage ninja turtles, his sister directed and erotic film trilogy. I want that to be true. No, that field is true as well. Okay. One we know is true for sure has to be thats literally the game runner number. What only one of these is true. I dont care what the answer is. I want it to be his sister directed roddick film trilogy, Roddick Trilogies is the truth points sister co founded a company called passion flicks that produces steamy romance films. She herself has directed nine films in the sexy Gabriel Series oh, Gabriels Inferno parts one through three three gabriels rapture. Parts one through three and Gabriels Redemption like hearts, one of nagels the same kids, also, Fun Fact, Gabriels Inferno was the original name for the cybertruck i feel like im a little bit hot for Elon Musk sister, right . Yeah. Like im kind of into it, whatever that was, i want it giving 50 shades of grey. Yeah. I think what the last Name Musk though she could have had a Company Musk after done, matt i have something racist to say were those different white lets get it back up lets settle this as a white person. I honestly dont know okay. Okay. Then i feel good i mean, its i think its the same actor playing gabriel. What about the woman . I think its the same playing the woman yeah. Those the same people. Just a slightly different side burns on amber and that pure three facts about j. D. Vance he Cant Smell onions his favorite song is taking me to church his middle name at birth was donald now lets keep in mind, they just chose based on what they want it to be true. And it worked for them. It worked for them what do you want to be true . I want his middle name at birth to be donald. Now favorite saying this takes me to church. They trying to bait us, man best too much fun. Smell onions. Well then has he going to know when hes around i have not smelled them but you know matt, what do you want to be true . I want donald now, can you splice that and over . Didnt j. D. Vance change his name A Bunch Of Times the times and thats why its correct birth was donald, j. D. Vance has changed his full legal name twice he was born James Donald bowman, then became James David Hammill before finally landing on james david vance. Now, ive never thought i would say this, but i need to see his Birth Certificate Change im changing My Name that much. Its going to get exponentially better every time. Lateral moves. Their family members, its not like he does that what im trying to grow up, like i said, has said this involved this family. Oh, no, im mean, one you would mean before robin . Why do just one name . Why not do like the other people . Will you keep adding them. He become James Donald damar, david advance. You think about one thing that was ever a chance it was going to the jamar in there you saw me trying to keep the Jamar Down thats not a name. I mean, not white rule white ohio. Yeah. I dont know any white Jr. S. I know why kishor, though. Do you know thats a scottish name . He was white, keisha but its like a name that now we have started using, but yeah. Did You Guys are always ripping off our culture thats a game. Im Roy Wood, junior worlds tallest man and seven times stanley cup champion. This has been lied curious. Well be right back you want is right Theres Family and fantasies there is murder. 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I didnt read that one didnt read that. Can you get this . Because i left by what way in my Back Pocket my pleasure because i earned unlimited 2 cashback this is fascinating. Did you know wheels and barnacles have a parasitic relationship . Oh, i thought parasitic relationships. Lets go barnacle back at the Wells Fargo active Cash Credit Card weve never spoken, but youve told us many things that loves stargazing, hate Parallel Parking and occasionally, your right foot gets a little heavy. The lexus es didnt begin in the studio. It began with you when it comes to how assists like low nobody next on the whole story Kamala Harris and her record on the key issues of the Election Season what does her past tell us about how she will lead the whole story with Anderson Cooper next On Cnn contest. Ill show You Guys have pictured, You Guys has a throughout your best captions, The One that makes me laugh the most blends, very simple. First picture im going to get pretty great and you last Call Anybody topping no, no. Moving on next picture. Looks like hes going to pick her Up And Sorrow into the air like your dad used to i dont know what the caption is, but it does make me feel like a chewbacca Spinoff Series would be off the hook thats right, lenny, were going to have our very own farm lots and lots of rabbits points, like Hold Or Leg rally one is a reference to Game Of Thrones thats right. What, a little for a feat people picture more babies hey, hey, hey, hey what Train Track that he just crossed to stop at this bank this is a very dangerous intersection. It took me a second to realize this isnt a foreign country. I thought he was driving right now. Hes yeah, hes a passenger. Yeah. Its present yet see everybody good dumb americans. We thought i thought the pope was driving i thought he was getting pulled over who you are in miami pd. Get seatbelt on the part remember when Michael Jackson held up blanket . Thats kind of what this has given last one this new hamilton sequels got to be great a medieval vr convention. Do you know when medieval times where amber, what that . This shows idiot were looking forward to the sequel and where though mine oculus also has like a conductors stick yeah. I mean, maybe its the new Mozart Movie thats only going to be in virtual reality. Yeah, were looking for rock me. Im a dorcas for a rock me on the Dais Joke and i couldnt find it. Thank you, roy. That was capturing Competition Team Member Europe 200 Fetterman Hubs while team michael, you are down 14 amadeus well be back got loose for us coming to cnn this fall pros and cons less pro hosted by Roy Wood, Junior Row with amber ruffin. With michaelian black. Right. So what are the cons we could run out a news by then but in all seriousness, i i desperately need this to work out im in the middle of a divorce, so ill leave that to the river. 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Thank you to our team captains every Weapon Welcome to the whole story. Im Anderson Cooper after Vice President Kamala Harris became the democratic nominee, she launched an aggressive campaign to reintroduce herself to the country. But with the election looming, many remain undecided and are looking king at where harris stands on the issues that matter to them before casting their ballots over the next hour, cnns Audie Cornish looks at Harriss Record and her promises on five key issues in this election, reproductive rights, immigration, foreign policy, the state of democracy. And one that most american side is their top priority, the Economy Day after president Joe Biden announced his decision to drop out of the race and endorse his Vice President , Kamala Harris, addressed a Campaign Staff at the wilmington, delaware home, borders. Building up the middle class will be a defining goal of my presidency. In her first interview as candidate, she doubled down on that commitment. If you are elected, what would you do on Day One in the White House . First and foremost, one of my highest priorities is to do what we can to support and strengthen the middle class and when harris gave her first policy speech, that too was centered on the economy as president i will be laserfocused on creating opportunities for the middleclass that advanced their economic security stability, and dignity. Biden campaign was focused on economic data that showed overall growth. The idea was that voters just werent getting the message the Harris Version of the campaign took a different tack emphasizing costs, like Health Care ill take on the issue of the cost of Health Care, housing,