30 Jul 2021
This year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo is hardly underway, and already they have suffered a fairly epic collapse in ratings, falling to a 33-year low.
That makes this the lowest-rated Olympics since Joe Biden’s 1988 campaign for president when he was running as the “young” candidate. Unfortunately for him, that was also the campaign when he ran as the candidate who ripped off other people’s speeches and gave them as his own.
It turns out that President Biden is much more appealing as the “old” candidate and all of his biographical lies just needed more time to age.