CDC Addresses Plummeting Birth Rate With New Campaign Reminding Americans What Genitals Do

ATLANTA—In a partnership with the Ad Council to educate the nation about the strange fleshy organs beneath their pants, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention addressed the plummeting birth rate by launching a new campaign Wednesday that reminded Americans what genitals do. “Hard or flushed, wet or scary—we…

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