Black Friday morning quarterback: Turkey CPR and Amish stuffing

Forrest, who is 29 and doesn’t cook, tells me, “You get so stressed at Thanksgiving.”
Well, thank you, Captain Hot Pockets, for enlightening me. I “only” volunteered to roast a 20 lb turkey and a ham...

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