Birthdays are a time for feasting – but at 37 I just want a Colin the Caterpillar cake

It is my birthday. 37, a drab motorway services of an age. You might pull into the forecourt but you don’t plan to stick around. The problem is that birthdays are like clothes, in that not making a fuss says just as much as making one.

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