Bender: Who is that masked man?
"Even though I've received my first Moderna shot (the MS-DOS version) and am scheduled for the second shot this week (Windows 98), I'll still continue to wear a mask in public places, and you would too if you wrote this kind of stuff. Besides, taking it off would mean trimming my goatee."
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Tony Bender |
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Tony Bender
Someone posed the question on unsocial media last week wondering when I'd be willing to put away my mask.
“When they pry it from my cold dead hands,” was my initial reaction, but after giving it some thought, I realized that it will be after I've trimmed my nose hair.