Beast in the East! Panicking Putin 'calls up OBESE 20st retired general to lead forces in Ukraine'

The 20 stone General Pavel, 67, has been summoned from his comfortable retirement in the Moscow suburbs and told to don his army fatigues and go to the front lines of eastern Ukraine.

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