Where back up in the woods among the evergreens. There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood. Where lived a country boy named johnny b goode. 0h, maybelline. Half of the young people go to school so thats why i wrote about school, i wrote about cars and most of all the people, theyll soon be in love. Its a jumping little record i want myjockey to play. Roll over beethoven i got to hear it again today. And you, monsieur, are the famous simon templar. But what about brother vincent, supposing he notices something he thinks clinton should know about. Bond. James bond. Is there time before we leave for lesson number three . Absolutely. Theres no sense in going off half cocked. Stir in some crushed ice, shake, strain and pour. Top it off with one olive. I said two. You were perfect up until the olives. Two olives. That way you see they can gently bounce up against each other. Im afraid the spectacle of two olives gently bouncing up against each other is a pleasure i shall forego. Oh, you dont want to bust up a pair. We played it tongue in cheek. I play most heroes tongue in cheek. I really dont see myself as a hero so i play it as if it is all a joke. A house with a door. One, two, three, four. Great big curtain rings, they must have come out of a giants house. I know, ill be an owl. Hoo hoo our aim, we were told, was to play one to one through the camera. Up and down with your brush. And it works, that is why people remember it because it was as if we were talking only to them. Its windy miller. Hello, windy. Peel, pugh, barney mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble, grubb. Mrjohn noakes im sure this does me good. 0h, get off me foot well, our animals are going to be happy, theyre going away on holiday too, theyre going to spend it in the country. At this level of the plinth on which nelson stands overhangs the column. I was literally hanging from the ladder with nothing beneath me. Once i had reached the top of the column the worst part began i had to go down again, in a bosuns chair. Are you coming down tojoin me . Yes, im coming down. Do you feel all right. Yes, i feel good. No, shep, dont bite him byjove, five just jumped out of this aeroplane and 50,000 feet and. Get down, shep hello, welcome to a special bank Holiday Edition of cheggers plays pop. How long did it take you to record the album . Between two and three years. Quite a long time. Do you have any ideas of what you would like to swap it for . Im back again. 14 years at the bbc. Swap shop, cheggers plays pop, all sorts. I happened to miss a bus one christmas evening and went into a london store and saw this toy bear on the counter. Nobody had bought it, it was the only one left. I took it home to my wife. So we called it paddington. One day i was sitting with a blank sheet of paper and a typewriter and started to write a story about it and it became a book. Mr and mrs brown first met paddington on a railway station, which is how he came to have such an unusual name for a bear. Based on my father, he was a very polite man, always wore a hat in case he met somebody, and paddington has a lot of him in him. Theres parsley. Sometimes mr 0nion lets him ring the bell. London, a lovely city. You can go to france or america, india, asia, australia. Youve got to come back to london city. London is the place for me. I think there was a sort of reticence and nervousness that the women might take over altogether. We might not present an acceptable face of cricket and i actually cried as i walked out onto the pitch. It was the most incredible feeling. Rachel flynt, what a good piece of fielding, but not good running between the wickets, though. Advantage missed. 0vercome with the emotion of it all. Shejust told me, jana, you will do it, i believe one day you will do it. Shes done it 501. Blackburn rovers 7 0 nottingham forest. After our last problem, the editor of final score came along with a box and when he opened it and pulled out opened it and pulled out this trophy, i thought, thats absolutely made my day because that is something that i have always thought, having watched the Sports Personality of the year, i would love to have Something Like that as a souvenir of my career. Grandstand theme. Plays batman theme. It was a two piece deal, but it was itchy and someone had to zip up the back. I had to fumble to get out of the suit. If i wanted to go to the bathroom, somebody had to be there what now, batman . 0ur parents were slaughtered with the others. That is why, that is why we tried to kill. That is why, that is why we need a team. Victor, scientific. At home and abroad. At home and abroad. English girls abroad with appealing shoulders and flowery dresses. Like wallpaper on the march. Thats right, not bad. Not bad, nice face, nice figure. Good teeth, too. Ew whats the matter with you . You two, where are you taking them tonight, Smithfield Market . Are you happy . I mean really, really, happy happy . Im fantastically happy. Iam. I know its silly, but sometimes it worries me, im so happy. I keep expecting something to come along and spoil it. Daft thing, what could possibly do that . It happens sometimes in an actors life, if you are very, very lucky that Something Special turns up. Ready steady go. And when i read last of the summer wine, i thought, this is it. Yes, this is it, this is the tree you can see tollgate church im sorry, gromit, the fact is, i am just crackers about cheeses. Cracking toast, gromit. Although i cry. Aint that a shame . Ifound my thrill. 0n blueberry hill. When i found you. New guinea, newjersey, new york, new zealand, where do you want to go, chuck . New brighton. I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife. Well, go on, kiss me. Look what ive got hey, ive got a match for my dog, we saw it in this antiques shop window on nightingale street. Where are you going, jack . To see a man about a thing. Wheres me dog . i wouldnt have done that, but it was an emergency. Ive brought my own flaming dog calm down, vera, love. 48 quid for my own dog that miserable so and so only gave me 25 ive never loved anybody else. Come on, say youve never loved anybody else. Ive never loved anybody else, shall i go and get your slippers . Please. I wish that at that time i had been older, so that i would have been able to have answered or spoke up for myself. You move like a racehorse. You walk like a derby winner. You must let me help you, introduce you to some friends of mine, some photographers, film people, television people. I could do wonders with you, little baby. Lam homosexual, irretrievably. Then why did you come here looking as you do . Well. Many people said, dont do that, youll never work again and i said, it is not about sexuality, it is about the tenderness of the individual as opposed to the cruelty of the crowd. We did so well, but. A beautiful woman. Youre my future selves . Yes am i having a midlife crisis . Why are you pointing screwdrivers like that . Theyre scientific instruments, not water pistols welcome aboard, delighted you could join us. Captain striker at your service. How do you do . Im the doctor, and this is tegan. Doctor who theme plays. But where do you go to, my lovely . When youre alone in your bed . Wont you tell me the thoughts that surround you i want to look inside your head, yes i do. Your name, it is heard in high places. You know the aga khan. And he sent you a racehorse for christmas. And you keep itjust forfun. For a laugh. Hah hah hah. And they say that if you get married. Itll be to a millionaire. But they dont realise where you came from. And i wonder if they really care. Youre a lady. Im a man. Youre supposed to understand. We are family. Ive got all my sisters with me. We are family. Get up everybody, sing. My blood runs cold. My memory hasjust been sold. My angel is a centrefold. Angel is a centrefold. Music back in black by ac dc. Dont come around here no more. Whatever youre looking for. Im free. Im free falling. You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring. Waiting for someone to tell you everything. At the end of the line. I hold you responsible for biggins, james. It is this ragbag of fugitives from the debtors prison that should concern us. I remember a day when we did a lambing sequence through the night in the ice cold of winter, deep snow, endless frost. We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. But the removal of those grievances ought to proceed the disarmament of the victims. Music reelin in the years by steely dan. For such backbenchers, its the curse of coalition politics, but the government is putting it down to the reality of an ageing and needful population. We have been shown that register and it suggests that far from lessening, the threat is greater now than at any time for the last ten years. The flood of allegations aboutjimmy saviles behaviour is now engulfing many of the institutions he was involved with. I think the decision to drop our story was a breach of our duty to the women who trusted us to reveal that jimmy savile was a paedophile. Some walk by night. Some fly by day. Nothing could change you. Said im sure of the way. There is the sun and moon. Facing their own sweet tune. Watch them when dawn is due. Sharing one space. Well walk by night. Well fly by day. Moonlighting strangers. Who just met on the way. Now in the movie industry hype is good news if the film lives up to it, very bad news of it doesnt. To it, very bad news if it doesnt. Morally uplifting parable about faith and redemption and how naive innocence can be mistaken for wisdom begins to unfold. Now its ok, now you can let the tears flow, are probably shed a couple myself as per the very last time i bow myself out to the accompaniment of billy taylor and the best theme on television. Movie night theme plays. More next week. Good night. Music jessica by the allman brothers. Hot favourite after wins in 1958 and 1959, john surtees, number three. On his way to win his sixth tt and his third successive senior tt. I dont set out with definite ambitions, i just try and do my best whatever i do. In his ferrari, john surtees, number seven, going like a bomb, eventually leaving the cars still in the race. I think i love you. So what am i so afraid of . When 20, 30, 40, 50,000 people are screaming at the top of their lungs, i love you, it is so overwhelming. Im just a daydreamer. Walking in the rain. You just dont expect to meet him personally. Hi, there. Screaming. Ive been touring for about three, three and a half years, and i am really tired. Feel like ive never known a time before. Just knowing that your door is always open and your path is free to walk. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, im glenn campbell. I dont remember not having a guitar or a Musical Instrument in my hand. Dad bought a guitar for, like, 5. 95, you know. I found out real quick that it was lighter than pulling a cotton sack or ploughing. Im going to be where the lights shining on me. Like a rhinestone cowboy. Riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo. I am a lineman for the county. And i drive the main road. I am a lineman for the county and what. Drive the main roads. Yeah, looking in the sun for another overload. I hearyou ringing through the wire, oh, boy. That isjust. What a great song. And the wichita lineman is still on the line. Music wichita lineman by glen campbell. When i look at you. My heart goes scooby doo. Lizzie, nosy, i get whizzy, what am i going to do . You have 55 seconds to beat the clock starting from now. Life is the name of the game and i want to play the game with you nice to see nice to see you, to see you. Have a twirl, darling. A gallon of scotch. A cuddly toy. Didnt he do well . Didnt she do well . Tony blair insists that weapons of mass destruction will eventually be found in iraq. Well it would be nice to see them, to see them. Nice live from london, this is strictly come dancing. Please welcome your host, bruce forsyth. In other words, please be true in other words i love you fly me to the moon thank you. Hello, we have a mild night ahead and well much of the uk will be dry, and well much of the uk will be dry, a band of wet weather is pushing further south across scotland and northwards across scotland to those areas where the clearest for a few hours through the night. Patchy rain reaching through Northern Ireland and the north of england, a bit of drizzle elsewhere across england and wales when the cloud is thick enough, a bit of hill fog as well, temperatures in the coldest spots may be mid single figures but it is frost free. Into christmas eve, we can see the rain to begin the day across northern scotland, spreading south again meaning several hours of heavy rain running into western scotland, turning wet across Northern Ireland, the heavy rain pushing into cumbria, too. So do that, sunny spells but expect cloud and drizzle, a few brighter breaks as well. Christmas day, that band of wet weather is still across parts of southern scotland, wales, western england, mild in the south, cold in the north. Good evening. A man has appeared in court charged with the murder of a Woman Working at an aldi supermarket in north yorkshire. Neville hord, whos 44, was remanded in custody by magistrates in york. Jodie willsher was stabbed to death in skipton on thursday. Our correspondent sarah walton sent this report