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While our animals are not going to be happy, they will be going to be happy, they will be going away on holiday, theyre going to spend it in the country that lulu wont be there. At this level of the plinth on which nelson stands overhangs the column. I was literally hanging from the ladder with nothing beneath me. Once i had reached the top of the column the worst pa rt reached the top of the column the worst part began, i had to go down again, ina worst part began, i had to go down again, in a bosuns chair. Worst part began, i had to go down again, in a bosuns chair. Yes, im coming down. Do you feel all right. Yes, i feel good. Coming down. Do you feel all right. Yes, ifeel good. No shep, dont buy it. Get down shep, behave of, come here. Oral cavity around the girl. John could never be alone, no matter where he went, because shep would have a sniff around and soon pick up the scent. By joe five justjumped out of this aeroplane and 50,000 feet and get down shep hello, welcome to a special bank Holiday Edition of cheggers plays p0p Holiday Edition of cheggers plays pop. It take you to record the album. Between two and three years. Do you have any ideas of what you would like to swap it for . Im back again. 14 years at the bbc. Swap shop, cheggers plays pop, all sorts. I happened to miss a bus one christmas evening and went into a london store and saw this toy bear oii london store and saw this toy bear on the counter, nobody had bought it, it was the only one left, i took it, it was the only one left, i took it on to my wife, we lived near paddington is a recorded paddington. One day i was sitting with a blank sheet of paper and a typewriter and started to write a story about it andl started to write a story about it and i became a book. Mr and mrs brown first met paddington on a Railway Station which is how he came to have such an unusual book for a bear. Based on my father, very polite man, always wore a hat and paddington has a lot of him in him. That afternoon, he said, can i help you. Theres parsley. Sometimes missed only the lets bell. London, a lovely city. You can go to france oi a lovely city. You can go to france or america, india, asia, a lovely city. You can go to france oramerica, india, asia, australia, is going to come back to london city. London is the place for me. London is the place for me. London is the place for me. I think there was a sort of reticence and nervousness that the women might take over all together. We might not present an acceptable face of cricket and i actually cried asi face of cricket and i actually cried as i walked out onto the pitch. It was the most incredible feeling. Rachel flynt, what a good piece of fielding but not good running between the wickets, though. Advantage missed graf. Overcome with the emotion of it all. She just told mejana, the emotion of it all. She just told me jana, you will do the emotion of it all. She just told mejana, you will do it, i believe one day you will do it. Shes done at 501, 50 1, Blackburn Rovers seven, Nottingham Forest nil. After our last problem the editor of final score came with a box and when he opened it and product this trophy, i thought thats absolutely made my day because that is something that i have always thought, having watched the Sports Personality of the year, i would love to have Something Like that as a souvenir of my career. Grandstand theme plays batman theme it was a two piece but it was itchy and someone had tattoos about the back, i had to fumble to get out of the suit. Somebody had to be there. What now our parents were slaughtered with the others. That is why, that is why we tried to kill. That is why, that his wife. We need a team. Victor, scientific, and, sandra, cable Communication System wide open. You take over. English girls abroad with appealing shoulders and flowery dresses. 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Im sorry, gromit, the fact is i am just crackers about jesus. Cheese. Although i cry although i cry aint that a shame . Aint that a shame . Ifound aint that a shame . I found my aint that a shame . Ifound my thrill ifound my thrill on ifound my thrill on Blueberry Hill on Blueberry Hill on on Blueberry Hill on Blueberry Hill on Blueberry Hill when i found you. New guinea, newjersey, new york, new guinea, newjersey, new york, new zealand, where do you want to go chuck. New brighton. Itherefore proclaim that they are husband and wife. Will go on, kiss me. Look what ive got hey, ive got a much for my dog, we saw it in this antiques shop window on nightingale street. Where are you going, jack. To see a man about a thing. I wouldnt have done that it was an emergency. Man about a thing. I wouldnt have done that it was an emergencylj bought done that it was an emergency. bought my own flaming dog. Calmed down and feel love. 48 quid. That miserable so and so and it gave me 25. Have never loved anybody else. Come on, say youve never loved anybody else. Ive never loved anybody else. Ive never loved anybody else, shall i go and get your slippers . Please. I wish that at that time i had been older, so that i would have been able to have answered all spoke up for myself. You move like a racehorse. You must let me help you. Introduce you to some friends of mine, some photographers, film people, television people. I could do wonders with you, little baby. am, sexual, irretrievably. Why did you come here looking as you do. Well many people said dont do that, youll never work again and i said it is not about, sexuality, it is about the tenderness of the individual as opposed to the cruelty of the crowd. We did so well, but. A beautiful woman. You are my future selves . Yes. Am i having a midlife crisis . Why are you pointing screwdrivers like that, they are scientific instruments, not water pistols. 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Youre a lady youre a lady im youre a lady ima youre a lady im a man im a man youre supposed to understand youre supposed to understand we youre supposed to understand we are family we are family ive got all my sisters with me ive got all my sisters with me we ive got all my sisters with me we are family we are family get up everybody and think. Get up everybody and think. My get up everybody and think. My blood runs cold my blood runs cold my my blood runs cold my memory hasjust my blood runs cold my memory has just been sold my memory has just been sold my my memory has just been sold my angel is a centrefold my angel is a centrefold angel is a centrefold. You dont come around here no more you dont come around here no more whatever youre looking for whatever youre looking for im free im free falling im free im free falling you can sit around and wait for the phone to ring waiting for someone to tell you everything at everything at the end of the line. I hold you responsible for what biggins james, it is this ragbag of fugitives from the debtors prison that should concern us. I remember a day when we did alarming sequence through the night in the ice cold of winter, deep snow, endless frost. We few we happy few. We band of brothers. But the removal of those grievances ought to proceed the disarmament of the victims. Music reelin in the years by steely dan for such backbenchers it is the curse of Coalition Politics but the government is putting it down to the reality of an ageing and needful population. We have been shown that register and it suggests that far from lessening the threat is greater now than at any time for the last ten years. The flood of allegations aboutjimmy saviles behaviour is now engulfing many of the institutions he was involved with. I think the decision to drop our story was a breach of our story to the women who trusted us to reveal that jimmy savile was a paedophile. Some walk by night some walk by night some walk by night some fly by day some fly by day nothing could change you nothing could change you said im sure of the way. Said im sure of the way. There is the sun and moon there is the sun and moon facing their own sweet tune facing their own sweet tune watch them when dawn is due watch them when dawn is due sharing one space sharing one space well walk by night well walk by night well walk by night well fly by day well fly by day moonlighting strangers moonlighting strangers who just moonlighting strangers whojust met moonlighting strangers who just met on the way. Now in the movie industry hype is good news if the film lives up to it, very bad news of it doesnt. Morally uplifting parable about faith and redemption and how innocence can be mistaken for wisdom begins to unfold. Now its ok, now you can let the tears flow, are probably shed a couple myself as per the very last time i bow myself out to the accompaniment of billy tailor and the best theme on television. Film Programme Theme plays and more next week good night. Musicjessica by the allman brothers hot favourites after wins in 1958 and 1959 john surtees, hot favourites after wins in 1958 and 1959john surtees, number three,. On his way to win his sixth tt and his third successive senior tt. Addon set up with definite ambitions, i just try tt. Addon set up with definite ambitions, ijust try and do my best whatever i do. In his ambitions, ijust try and do my best whatever do. In his ferrari, john cities, number seven, going whatever do. In his ferrari, john cities, numberseven, going like whatever do. In his ferrari, john cities, number seven, going like a bomb, leaving the car is still in the race. I think i love you i think i love you so i think i love you so what am i so afraid of. When 20, 30, so what am i so afraid of. When 20,730,110, so what am i so afraid of. When 20, 30, 40, 50,000 people screaming at the top of their lungs, i love you, it is so overwhelming. Im just i love you, it is so overwhelming. Imjusta i love you, it is so overwhelming. Im just a daydreamer im just a daydreamer walking in the rain. Just didnt expect to meet him personally. Hi there. Screaming ive been touring for about three, three and a half years, and i am really tired. Feel like ive never known a time before. Just before. Just knowing that your door is a lwa ys just knowing that your door is always open and your path is free to walk. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, i am glenn campbell. I dont remember not having a guitar or a Musical Instrument in my hand, my dad bought a guitarfor 595, you know. Ifound out real quick that it was lighter than pulling a cotton sack or ploughing. Im going to be where the lights shining on me likea shining on me like a Rhinestone Cowboy like a Rhinestone Cowboy riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo. I star spangled rodeo. Iama star spangled rodeo. I am a lineman for the county i am a lineman for the county and i am a lineman for the county andl i am a lineman for the county and i drive the main road and i drive the main road i and i drive the main road iama and i drive the main road i am a lineman for the county and what. Drive the i am a lineman for the county and what. Drive the main roads. Yeah, looking in the sun for another overload. I hear you wire, looking in the sun for another overload. I hearyou wire, io looking in the sun for another overload. I hear you wire, io you ringing through the wire, oh boy. That is gestate, what a great song. And the wichita lineman is still on the line. Music wichita lineman by Glen Campbell when i look at you when i look at you my when i look at you my heart goes scooby doo. My heart goes scooby doo. Lizzie, nosy, i get whizzy, what ami lizzie, nosy, i get whizzy, what am i going to do . You have 55 seconds to beat the clock starting from now. Life is the name of the game life is the name of the game and life is the name of the game andl life is the name of the game and i want to play the game with you. Nice to see you, to see you nice. Haveit nice to see you, to see you nice. Have it well, darling. A gallon of scotch. A cuddly toy. Large didnt he do well, didnt he do well. Tony blair insists weapons of mass destruction will eventually be found in iraq. Well it would be nice to see them, to see them. Nice live from london this is to become dancing. Please welcome your hosts, bruce forsyth. In in other words, please be true in other words, please be true in in other words, please be true in other words, please be true in other words, in other words, in in other words, in other words, in other words in other words in in other words in other words, in other words in otherwords, i in other words, i love in other words, i love you. In other words, i love you. , i love you. In other words, i love you. Fly me to the moon. Thank you. Hello, after christmas the weather should change but until then not many problems for travellers, lots of people out in the run up to christmas, it looks like it will stay mired with gold, a lot of clout, the wind picking up a touch and more rain arriving in the north. More rain coming in on that weather front, yet to arrive in scotland and northern ireland, still this High Pressure sufficiently in charge, around the top of the high we are drawing in Atlantic Winds which come with clout, not much sunshine today, we have misty conditions especially in the hills overnight. Across Northern Areas wins will pick up. The cloud is then in eastern scotland, a little more chilly but mild elsewhere, temperatures not changing mat, eight or 9 degrees. A lot of clout again on saturday, sunshine here and there, particularly across Northern Areas with strong winds breaking the cloud had of the rain moving down from the north. A lot of dry weather across england and wales, a lot of clout, misty and great especially in the hills, maybe sunshine, maybe into the midlands, north east england, even the midlands, north east england, eve n a cross the midlands, north east england, even across northern ireland, southern and eastern scotland we may see breaks ahead of this rain, that arrives from the north during the course of the afternoon, the rain turning heavier in the highlands of scotland. The rain does not know if it is coming or going, having moved south during the evening tomorrow into cumbria it moves northwards once more, away from northern ireland, sitting firmly across scotland. Another very mild night, temperatures eight, 9 degrees, cadiz. To christmas eve, strong winds across england and wales, the rain still heading southwards, south scotla nd rain still heading southwards, south scotland wet, increasingly for northern ireland, perhaps into cumbria as well, elsewhere dry weather across england and wales, blustery wind, temperatures ten or 11 degrees, not quite so murky. On Christmas Day we are more likely to get rain in northern and western parts of the uk, things are turning more chilly in scotland and northern ireland, perhaps threatening snow over the highest ground, not very cold aircoming in over the highest ground, not very cold air coming in behind this weather front that takes rain eastwards overnight, boxing day in between two bands of rain, it is signalling a changeable weather pattern after christmas with areas of low pressure moving across the uk, windy at times with some rain and perhaps the chance of some snow. In the north. This is bbc world news today. Im kasia madera. Our top stories. 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