Army Men: Major Malfunction is like having an apology letter tied to a brick thrown through your window
This kusoge's disk will react real well in the microwave
I’m the world’s foremost expert on the
Army Men series of games, and while I can see you raising a skeptical eyebrow, I have to ask: do you really want to challenge that claim? The series is something of a guilty pleasure of mine. A majority of it is mediocre, some of it is decent, but a lot of it is bad. The experience is a lot like dumpster diving; every once in a while, you might find a discarded treasure, but you’re mostly just going to wind up with tetanus and a foul smell.