Can't Act. Can't Sing. Can Dance, a Little Homer's annual draft day reminder

NOTE; 2024 MARKS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE GREATEST DRAFT EVER. THIS POST WAS FIRST PUBLISHED IN 2011. IT STILL STANDS. NEARLY EVERY WORD OF IT.

"CAN'T ACT. CAN'T SING. CAN DANCE, A LITTLE".
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